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Listen, our family.

Look, our home is 1. Everyone in our family has their own characteristics and nicknames. My sister is a slacker, my mother is a night owl, my father is a bookworm and I am an idiot.

Besides, my sister, a slacker. She doesn't get up until 1 1 every day. You wake her up and say, "I'll play with your mobile phone for a while." She would immediately jump out of bed and grab the phone.

Sister doesn't like getting up, and mother doesn't like sleeping. She goes to bed late every night. Don't go to bed immediately after going to bed. She doesn't sleep, and neither can I. I know my mother is afraid of cold, so I grabbed the quilt on purpose. She always grabs it at once and covers herself. When the bed was warm, she fell asleep slowly.

Dad is a real bookworm. When you read a book, you can forget everything. One day at noon, my mother wanted to cook fried rice with eggs for us, and found that there were no eggs, so she asked my father to put down the book and buy it. Dad readily agreed, but never put down his book. After a while, his mother asked him, "Where are the eggs? Where did you buy it? " Dad patted his forehead: "Oh, I forgot to read." Hey, this nerdy dad.

As for me, I am a typical "idiot" Like Tu Tu with big ears, I am in a daze every day. Mom asked me to get her a cucumber, so I handed her the bitter gourd in a muddle.

Look, isn't our family very distinctive?

Look, there are five people in my family, father, mother, sister, brother and me. Our family has its own characteristics. Please listen to me.

Dad is self-employed and busy with his work. Sometimes he is eating and someone calls him. After eating, he wiped his mouth, put on his clothes and left. Sometimes he comes home late, but sometimes he comes home early. For the life of our family, my father is running around every day.

Mom is a mobile phone workaholic. She mostly uses her mobile phone to work every day, and sometimes she uses a computer. But mom doesn't know much about computers, and now she has to learn from her uncle! Cooking is generally not mom's job, except Saturday and Sunday, dad usually cooks.

My younger brother is a younger brother of qq, who only cares about qq and qq games every day. He reads for half an hour as soon as he finishes his homework, and the rest of the time is either watching TV or playing qq.

My sister is a mobile phone madman and loves fashion. She goes home every day at 10 10. The first time is to play with her mobile phone, and the evening is a wonderful time for her to play with her mobile phone.

As for me! I am also a mobile phone madman who loves fashion. I read a book for half an hour as soon as I finished my homework, and went to play with my mobile phone for the first time.

Home is refreshing honey, home is the light in front of me when I am depressed, and home is the eternal melody. I love my home, because it is my happy harbor!

Look, every student in our family has a beautiful and happy home. Similarly, I am not listed.

However, it is a little different from everyone's. There are five bugs in our house. The first funny "grandpa", the second hardworking grandmother, the third fishing bug, the fourth net bug, and the fifth one is my hobby. In this blade family, there are many warm and happy interesting things hidden. You see, another thing happened. "Talk it over? 10 minutes! Let me steal food! Wait a minute, let me read the novel for a while and give it to you later.

In less than three or five minutes, after my clever detective's investigation, the whole thing turned out to be like this: my father came back from fishing, my grandmother was busy killing fish, my grandfather and I watched, and my father went upstairs to discuss with my mother about surfing the Internet. Needless to say next. After some bargaining, my father persuaded my mother with a coquetry tone and got the right to use the computer. While eating, my little "reporter" reported the whole story to my grandparents. They laughed and laughed at my father's persuasiveness. He is just an innocent child! After that, everyone laughed happily. Look, my dad is awesome! This special method can only be figured out through his brain. Everything in my family is unforgettable!

Do you want to know other interesting things about my family? I'll share it with you later.

Look, our family has its own characteristics, which makes the family full of joy.

The mother sitting next to me reading a book can be called a "full-time mother" in our family. She cooks breakfast and washes clothes for us every day. She is really our good mother. She gets up early every day and cooks breakfast for my father and me. My mother doesn't go to bed until I go to bed every night. Because, the housework of the day is still waiting for her to straighten out! What a well-deserved "full-time mother"!

It is my father who is reading newspapers and drinking tea over there. He is really a good father. He is the head of our family. Of course, he pays attention to my study and helps me improve my grades step by step. Also, my father is very humorous. He always makes me and my mother laugh. Whenever I am tired of studying, he will tell me some funny jokes to relax me.

Look over there, of course, the little girl studying at her desk is me, but I didn't inherit my father's humor and my mother's hard work, but I also have my own advantages. Although I am a little naughty, I am still a very clever little girl.

Look, our house! How happy this is! I feel very happy living in such a family.

You see, there are three people in our family, and each family has its own characteristics.

Father Friar Sand

My father is a diligent man. He goes out to work early every day and doesn't come back until seven or eight in the evening. Once, my father promised me to play outside, and the boss said to my father, "I have a client for you to receive, and you have to go to a distant place for a meeting." In the evening, dad came back very late. What a "sand monk"!

Tang seng Shi mu

Speaking of verbosity, the most famous one belongs to my mother. Once, our school organized an outing. In the morning, my mother said, "Be sure to drink more water, take off your clothes when it is hot, and don't eat snacks when you walk ..." I was hit by my mother's "machine gun", and I quickly ran out of the house to avoid my mother's "gun". Mom's verbosity is beyond the tolerance of ordinary people. She is really a Tang priest!

"careless king"

I am a careless person, and others call me the king of carelessness. Once the homework was handed out, I found that there was an extra question in the homework. Did he disappear? How could he disappear? This can only be blamed on my carelessness. I must get rid of this bad habit.

Our family lives happily together and will never be apart.

Look, our family 6 If my family is a flower, then my father is a stem, my mother is a beautiful petal, and I am a lovely stamen.

Dad-Lazy

My dad is so lazy! Several times when I came home from school, I saw my father sleeping. I called him and he asked, "What time is it?" "Six o'clock!" I said, "It's still early. I will send you to learn calligraphy when I sleep! " "Dad said." I'm so angry. Get up and cook. "Dad was shouted by me, so I had to get up.

Mom-Diligence

I hear my mother cooking and washing clothes every morning. I looked at my watch. At half past five, my mother got up before dawn. At night 10: 30, I went to the toilet and saw my mother still washing clothes. I feel very sorry, but my mother's hard work has brought us a clean and tidy home!

I am a book fan.

Read books at the first time when you get up every day and read books at home for more than ten times! Read two books a day, buy one a week, and the bookcase won't fit! However, reading so many books is not for nothing. In our class, my grades are among the best. It's okay!

This is my home, a loving home!

Listen, our family. My family is really unusual. Stories happen in our family every day.

(1) chronic father

My father is a dull man unparalleled in the world. For example, you call him "Dad, get up." He said, "Sleep for another five minutes." Five minutes later, you called again, "Dad, are you up?" He will definitely answer, "Oh, right away." It has been like this since then. I have to get up until the time is accurate.

An impatient mother

My mother is the only super invincible hothead in the universe. For example, if you say a word to her, she only listens to the head and doesn't listen to the end, and immediately interjects. Sometimes she is unreasonable. Listen, if she's talking to someone, it's obviously over, and then I told another aunt that she would say, "You can't talk to others." Then I won't say anything Then I talked to other children, and she cut in before we finished. I was very angry.

(3) I am forgetful.

As for me, I am always forgetful. Adults say that I have no sense of time, slow response and so on, but you don't know my difficulties. Every morning after washing, I have to check my schoolbag and other important things, which takes up a lot of time. The adults make me so bitter and bored. I really don't know when I can "throw it away".

How's it going? Is our family a very interesting big family?

Look, our family has a serious and kind mother, a gentle father, a lovely brother and a thin me. The four of us form a harmonious and comfortable family.

You see, my parents quarreled again, and they quarreled fiercely. Whenever they quarrel, I will stop them. We, a happy family, should not make so much noise, which will destroy harmony!

Look, this is my mother. She is a little tall, with big eyes, a small mouth and a small nose, and two small dimples. Whenever I make a mistake, my mother will seriously reason with me. In serious criticism, the father will be finished by the mother. My father will comfort my mother first, and then I will apologize to my mother anyway.

This is my father, neither tall nor short, with small eyes, a small mouth and a small nose, but without my mother's two dimples. My father is gentle and serious. Every time my father goes shopping, I just say, "Dad, I want to go, too." Dad said, "Go!" Just too kind.

My brother is now in kindergarten and is not tall in the middle class. His eyes, mouth and nose are not big, but he is a bit rogue. Whenever he goes shopping, if he looks at a toy, he will definitely buy one.

In this way, my serious mother, gentle father, lovely brother and I formed a happy and harmonious family.

Listen, our family. Listen, our family. Dad, mom and me. Our family of three live in harmony, and the family is happy.

My mother is the boss of our family, but she is also a powder keg that will explode at any time. Every time I play, my father always looks at my mother's face. If my face is paralyzed, the powder keg will explode. If my face is not paralyzed, it means that I am temporarily safe.

Dad is a great cook. Grandma came to our house the other day. Dad made fried chicken legs and beef tenderloin with tomatoes ... it made my mouth water. Grandma took a bite of watermelon, red persimmon and beef tenderloin and said happily, "Yaguo, why is your cooking so delicious?" Can be comparable to the chef of a high-end restaurant. "Dad said," Mother-in-law, if you want to eat, come to our house more often and cook for you next time. "Grandma even said," good. " .

As for me, I am a bookworm. Every time I see a book, I can't put it down. I don't even know how to eat.

You see, our home is very interesting. If you want to come to my house, you are always welcome!

Look, our home is 10. I have a happy family, a steady tiger father, a diligent and refreshing monkey mother and a naughty and playful me.

Besides going to work, my father usually likes to stay at home, play Go, watch all kinds of ball games and occasionally go out to play mahjong. It is puzzling that he sleeps in his cage when he has nothing to do. You see, he didn't get up until 9: 30 in the morning, and after breakfast, he fell asleep at eleven o'clock now. He always said he needed a baby's sleep, but he was so old! Dad has another special hobby. He reads novels for half an hour before going to bed every night, so in our hearts, he is a knowledgeable writer.

My mother is a "angels in white", so she speaks and does housework quickly. She studies with me on weekends and takes me out to play when she is free. She likes watching Run, Brother with me. Every time she looks at us, she always giggles. My mother is reluctant to buy beautiful clothes and cosmetics for herself, but when she arrives at Xinhua Bookstore, she will not hesitate to buy five or six hundred yuan of books in one breath, saying that this will allow me to get in touch with classics and read more good books.

There is also a naughty boy, yes, that's me. I especially like playing ipad, and I am deeply attracted by the games in it every time, and I can't put it down. I also like all kinds of luxury cars. There are many car models at home, which my mother bought for me, some as gifts and some as rewards for learning. Mom and dad said: you can play games or cars, but you must finish your studies first and have fun.

You see, our family live in harmony and love each other, don't you think?

Look, our home is 1 1. There is a serious and kind mother, a gentle father, a lovely brother, and a skinny me. The four of us form a harmonious and comfortable home.

Listen, my parents are fighting again. There is a lot of noise. Whenever they quarrel, I will stop them. Everyone, a happy family, should not fight, it will hurt easygoing!

Look, this is my mother. She is a little tall, with big eyes, small lips, small nose and two little stars. Every time I make a mistake, my mother will reason with me meaningfully. In serious charges, my father will be finished by my mother. My father will comfort my mother first, and then he will make me apologize to my mother anyway.

This is my father. If he is not tall, he is not short. His eyes are small, his lips and nose are small, but he doesn't have two little stars like his mother. My father is gentle and serious. Every time my father takes the goods, I want to say, "Dad, because I want to go." Dad said, "Go again later!" " Just so amiable.

Brother, he is in kindergarten now, and he is not tall in the middle class of kindergarten. His eyes, lips and nose are not big, but they are a bit rude. Every time he goes shopping, he will buy a small toy when he looks good.

It is such a serious mother, gentle father and lovely brother that I form a happy and harmonious family.

Look, our family is 12. Look, our family is as busy as a bee.

Seeing that tonight is New Year's Eve, the family is busy preparing for the New Year's Eve. Mom, grandma and aunt are busy wrapping jiaozi: grandma rolls dumplings, aunt and mom mix stuffing, and one person wraps jiaozi. Grandma is an expert in rolling dumpling wrappers. Divide three times five by two, and a round and even dumpling skin will come out. The round wrappers of dumplings seem to celebrate that grandma and mom made them so beautifully.

Grandpa, dad and uncle, where have these three people gone? This is an "emergency", you can't "chicken out"! Oh-it turns out that they are not idle, one is cooking, the other is making a fire, and the other is steaming steamed bread. Look at uncle's superb skills. The dough rolled and squeezed back and forth under his hand, and soon everyone became steamed bread. It seems that he has been trained at home! Dad is not inferior, and he showed us all his skills in the army here. The frying spoon fluttered up and down in his hand, just like his father waving a steel gun on the battlefield. Grandpa is old and frail, but he doesn't want to be kicked out of this "labor scene". He is shoveling coal into the pot and boiling water, waiting to cook jiaozi.

You see, our family is busy in this "hot water". There seems to be someone missing, haha, it's me. I'm taking a camera to shoot this labor scene!

The bell rings at twelve, New Year! The long-awaited moment has finally arrived! You see, our family is no longer busy, eating jiaozi around the square table!

Look, my home is 13. I have a happy family, including my father, mother, grandparents and, of course, me.

My grandmother is a lively person. Since I was born, my grandmother often took me to my neighbor's house to be a guest and chat. My neighbors are familiar with me. I went to primary school. On my way to school every day, there are always many grandparents passing by me. I always greet them when I meet them, and my grandparents will kindly ask me: Xiaotian! Go to school! I always nod.

Every Chinese New Year holiday, grandparents next door always make cakes and cut sugar together to share with us. And my grandmother will also make her famous buns and meat wheat cakes and share them with her grandparents in the neighborhood. In this way, the feelings between the neighbors are closer. Even if there is no one at home sometimes, someone will take care of us by saying hello to everyone. I think this kind of harmony is unique to our community.

Not far from my home, it's my grandfather's home.

Growing up, our family has a habit. Every weekend, as long as I have time, I will definitely go to my grandfather's house for lunch and dinner.

Every time I go to grandpa's house, as soon as I enter the door, my parents will call out: Dad! Mom! And I am on the side, and I will call out sweetly: Grandpa! Grandma! Here we come! After hearing this, my grandparents will also respond to us: Xiaotian! So there you are! Every time I hear this sentence, it always makes my little heart feel a little warm. After going in, my parents have been helping my grandfather cook, and my grandmother takes chopsticks, bowls and rice. Let's have dinner together when everyone is seated. I've seen it all since I was a child.

Now that I have grown up, every time I go to my grandparents' house, I still won't forget to shout: Grandpa! Grandma! Here we come! After listening, they will still respond to me: Xiaotian! So there you are! After entering the door, I will learn from my parents and help my grandparents with chopsticks and bowls. It turned out that when I was a child, I felt that the chopsticks boxes on the tall ones were all within reach now. Not only that, I will put the rice bowls one after another, and then carefully put them on the table, waiting for the adults to eat together.

After reading these, my grandparents can't help but feel relieved. I learned everything from my parents. It is their filial piety in life that makes me learn such precious things.

Neighborhood harmony, filial piety to elders. From several generations of our family, I have seen the inheritance of Chinese virtues, and it is this inheritance that makes our home warmer and more harmonious.

Our Chinese nation is the capital of etiquette. As a China person, we should take traditional virtues as the foundation, cultivate good moral character and inherit Chinese traditional virtues!

Look, our home is 14. Our home is the most interesting. Let me tell you something.

So, where do we start? By the way, let's start with my prankster predecessor-my father. One day, my father and I were having dinner, and suddenly he said, "By the way, did you wash your hands?" I said, "No," "If you can't, go and wash it." Dad said.

After washing my hands, I saw that my father was gone. I said, "Dad, where are you?" "I'm here." I saw my father washing dishes. It turned out that my father had finished eating right away. Really, he left me nothing.

My mother likes practical jokes, too. One day, my mother was holding a calculator, and he secretly took out the battery. My father wanted to use a calculator, so my mother gave it to him. As a result, dad found that the battery was gone, so he calculated it with a pen.

Of course, mom and dad like pranks, so I like pranks, too.

One day, my parents were writing, and I secretly took the pen. Haha, my father can't write. This is, my father asked me, "Did you take my pen?" I said, "Isn't it on the table? Haha. "

You see, 15 It's my mother sitting next to my house eating melon seeds. She's like a stay-at-home mom in my family. Cook and wash clothes for us every day. That's our good mother. It's my father reading the newspaper over there. He is really a good father. He is the head of our family. Of course, he pays great attention to my study. Besides, my dad is very humorous and always makes us laugh. Of course, the child typing like a fly here is me. Although I didn't inherit my father's humor, I still have my mother's recognition and efforts. But I also have my own advantages. I'm really a little naughty and often use my head. You see, our family still has its own strengths and weaknesses.

Mom gets up early every day. Cook for us, wash clothes, work, help me study, and improve my grades step by step. Mother doesn't go to bed until we go to bed every day. What a stay-at-home mom.

There is also a humorous father, who has been busy with work this day. It is necessary to find information for me to check my homework every day. When we are very tired, he will tell us a good joke to relax our very nervous nerves. Make us laugh. What a sense of humor, dad!

And I, a thoughtful but lazy little boy. I met a very difficult math problem yesterday. What I'm thinking is this: If someone else 10 is admitted to the university, I can't solve this problem even if 13? Do it. I spent a lot of time and took two self-study classes. But I think it's worth it Besides, I like to sleep late.

Look, our family really does its best to give full play to its strengths!