Funny circle of friends about Qixi Festival

1. Stop asking me if I have a boyfriend. It is against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals.

2. Are you short of light bulbs on Chinese Valentine's Day? The kind of people who sit and eat without talking. I will leave after eating. Really, I can also help you take photos and edit pictures.

3. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. I wrote three hundred small notes saying "Let's break up" and stuffed them into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelves. Don't ask me who I am, I am Lei Feng.

4. Don’t ask me how to spend Chinese Valentine’s Day, just skip it. Chinese Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that the summer vacation is over for me.

5. Don’t show off your sweetness, don’t show off your happiness. Because common sense in physics tells us that drying easily loses moisture, and refrigeration is the best way to preserve freshness.

6. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Chinese Valentine's Day last year, I was single on Chinese Valentine's Day last year, and I am still single on Chinese Valentine's Day this year.

7. I want to hire two children on Chinese Valentine's Day. When they meet a boy, they will call them dad. When they meet a girl, they will call them mom. If they break up a pair, they will become a pair.