Funny talk about 20 18 people who don't want to get up and go to school.

Funny talk about 20 18 people who don't want to get up and go to school.

First,? I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

Second,? Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

Third,? Jobs died when the iphone4s was about to leave, Jackson died when the concert was about to start, and Paul died when Fast and furious 7 was about to leave. Take care, teacher.

Fourth,? How many children's shoes complain that the winter vacation is too fast, because the school is about to start and the homework has not been finished.

Verb (short for verb)? Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

Sixth,? On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

Seven,? In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

Eight,? I really hope it starts on February 29th. Every four years!

Nine,? Students, students, the more you learn, the more you live.

Ten,? My breath hurts when I start school. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

Eleven,? I'm crazy, but I'm crazy. You are a lady, but that doesn't mean you are clean. Only women can understand another woman.

Twelve,? Freshmen's opening ceremony is full of crap.

Thirteen,? Very sad and melancholy. There is only the last day left in the eleventh holiday. You wake up naturally after a sleep, you eat and drink, you are stuck on the highway, and your heart is broken. You have to say goodbye to the longest holiday in history, 20 12.

Fourteen,? I really hope it starts on February 29th. Every four years!

Fifteen,? The current state is that I can't learn, play and sleep well.

Sixteen? If it's not crazy, we'll start school

Seventeen? Eleven: block, a line of egrets to heaven, Lao Tzu squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! Do not move for five hours. Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the strait don't cry, and they don't live in cars at home. Roar when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway; The mountains and rivers in Wan Li are all red, and every bear is glad to go out.

Eighteen? It's time to work hard when school starts, but how many points you can get and how much progress you can make are still unknown.

Nineteen,? Oh, school starts tomorrow. /kloc-friends in class 0/0. ..... Imagine meeting tomorrow? oh There will be a lot of hugs ... I miss you.

Twenty? Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata, would I become a dog?

Twenty one? I have tried to laugh all the time, but tears will still fall.

Twenty-two Students, although I am not at school, I will miss you. Students should study hard! Don't forget me.

I didn't like anyone at school, and I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

Twenty-four You exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

Twenty-five In fact, we like school, but we don't like class.

Twenty-six "Let me tell you a terrible thing." "I'm not as bold as a novel." "School will start soon." "Ah, ah, ah, ah ~ It's terrible."

Twenty-seven I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep. ?