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Like sweet talk.

1, ordinary people, don't you want to taste the fairy?

2, what feelings should be bitter and sweet, should be sweet all the way, so sweet and super sweet, especially sweet in the universe invincible.

My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.

4. All beings suffer, only you are a strawberry.

5. Being angry is anger, but it's not that I don't love you.

I think you should be very busy, so you should only see the first three words.

7. What's the date tonight? I can't wait for you to miss me.

8. Tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous. Be my boyfriend.

9. The moonlight is really beautiful tonight.

10, God loves the world, and I love you.

1 1, old, forget more, but don't forget acacia.

12, I like you very much without permission. I'm sorry

13, the little girl was incompetent and failed to fan her son's lover to death.

14, if Sri Lankans are rainbows, you will know when you meet them.

15, I want to do what I did to cherry trees in spring.

17, the vegetation on earth is deep, and my heart is the Peach Blossom Garden.

18, saying that one-sided is staying up late, saying that it is really insomnia and really misses you.

19/30 firecrackers rang again. I don't think it's what you think.

20. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

Chatting with Han: I have a crush on you. Sorry, I did it on purpose.

1, what to drink in winter, I don't know how to care for you.

I am looking for a horse. So it's your micro signal.

3. Be patient when you see this. It's no use telling your sister that she doesn't like you.

I'm a little busy recently. Why are you busy?

5. Can you be my Oreo? Why? Because I want to hit on you.

6. I am looking for a letter. What is your WeChat?

7. Do you know what I like to eat? I like watching you in a daze.

8. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

Do you know my last name? I am very happy after knowing you.

10, look at your photos. Is a beautiful woman. How can you say you are beautiful without psychological certainty?

1 1. Why do I still like you if you are not beautiful?

12. I like you without permission. Sorry, I did it on purpose.

13. Go for a walk when you are free. I'm glad to see that you are good at walking.

14, I missed you so much, the plane took off so loudly.

15, I found someone secretly loves you. Who is it? Me.

16, I think you are a little strange today. What's weird and cute about you?

17, please watch your mouth. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time.

18, just have fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.

19, do you know what clothes suit you? I didn't conquer beautiful clothes.

20. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Have you.

2 1, can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee?

22. What are you doing practicing the piano? Is the monthly flow sufficient?

23. Is your mother's surname Fang? No, then why are you so handsome?

24. Are you tired? You've been running around in my head all day.

25, my name is forced to count, I hope you have me in your heart.

Sister, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!

Provocative sentence 3 1: I like you without permission. I'm sorry.

First, "How much do you like me?" Qing Zi asked. "All the tigers in the forests of the world will melt into butter."-Norwegian Forest.

Second, try to eat a candy every day and tell yourself that today is really sweet. ——————————— San Mao

Third, look at the sky at dusk, look at the clouds, walk and miss you, and sit and miss you.

You are the cutest little star in the world. I love the whole universe just to meet you.

When I saw an interesting tree, my first reaction was to photograph it for you. At that moment, I suddenly realized that I like you.

I wish you a happy day and a happy tomorrow. -Wang Xiaobao's Love You Like Love Life

If you say you will come at four o'clock in the afternoon, I will feel very happy from three o'clock. The closer the time is, the happier I will be. By four o'clock, I will be restless, and I have found the value of happiness, but if you come at any time, I don't know when I can satisfy your mood.

Eight, "Do you like April? April is the best month I can think of for you. Spring has just recovered, the sun is still warm, with a breeze and flowers, just like your feeling, light and gentle, but extraordinarily bright. "

9. "Do you like my hairstyle?" That's great. ""what a good way? "Great, the trees in the forests all over the world have fallen to the ground." "Do you really think so?" "I really think so."

Ten, in a few days to the late autumn, I will be close to her shocked back, she said that Jiangnan is like a tree, and the scenery in front of me will begin to bear fruit.

Don't worry about getting old, it must be lovely to get old. Moreover, if you are ten years older, of course, I am ten years older, the world is ten years older and God is ten years older. Everything is the same.

I want to give you your favorite gift, but the courier won't let me stay in the box.

Thirteen, "We climbed to the top of the mountain and sat at night and saw nothing. I want to gouge out two eyes, cut the moon in half and stuff the other half into my left eye socket. When I cry, a meteor will fall. You must remember to make a wish "-Ren Hang's Make a Wish"

Fourteen, "a piece of glass is going to jump off a building. Guess what he will say. ""What? " "Good night, I'm broken."

Fifteen, the thought of liking you so much yesterday makes me jealous today.

Sixteen, "there is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my pet, and I get great satisfaction every time I use it. I will use it forever unless you give me another one. "

Seventeen, "that day she was crying on her desk, that was the first time I saw her cry. I thought at that time that a faucet in my heart was suddenly turned on, and all the water was boiled, hitting the most tender piece of meat in my heart. "

18. May you work hard and be loved all your life. Have everything you want and let go of everything you can't get.

Nineteen, many nights overlap, quietly forming darkness, roses absorb light, and the earth is fragrant. In order to find you, I moved into the eyes of birds and often stared at the passing wind. "-"roadside picnic "

Twenty, and you? Always be in awe and don't be killed by the trivialities of life. Because life is mediocre. When you are young, live hard. When you are old, imagine what you were like when you were young. You will always be full of energy. Finally, I wish you a peaceful life and a bright future. -Erdong Rabbit

Twenty-one, if every new snow begins, the full moon hangs in the sky, and there is a bright shadow under it, with bright silver flowing on it, and you come to me with a smile. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third kind of beauty. -Yu Guangzhong's stunning beauty

A five-year-old boy was at a loss in an argument with a group of adults. He asked, "What does adoption mean?" A little girl comforted the boy and said, "Adoption means that you are not pregnant in your mother's belly, but in your heart."

Twenty-three, "Look, it's dark ahead and you can't see anything." "No, it will be beautiful after dawn." -"king of comedy"

I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission.

Twenty-five, the world is too noisy, come to my heart.

Twenty-six, if every new snow begins, the full moon hangs in the sky, and there is a bright shadow under it, with bright silver flowing on it, and you come to me with a smile. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third kind of beauty. Yu Guangzhong

27. Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

I brought an umbrella. Can I borrow some rain from your head?

Twenty-nine, unwilling to evoke acacia, afraid to go out to see the moon; It happened that the moon entered the window and made me miss it all night. -Hu Shi

Thirty, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

Thirty-one, two surnames get married, and one party contracts. A good marriage will last forever, and so will a good match. Look at the peach blossoms burning today, and IKEA in Yi Shi will be full of fruits and vegetables in the coming year. Only with the promise of hoary head, this book is written in red. So that the alliance of red leaves can be recorded. This certificate. -Republic of China marriage certificate

I miss your love story very much.

1. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

I miss you where you can't see, and I miss who you are with where I can't see.

How painful it is to forget the original intention and set you free.

The most injured city is the home of my favorite person, and I wrote a love poem for him, telling my thoughts sadly, as deep as the sea.

Every morning and evening, life and death come one after another, and many people can never leave.

6. We always keep walking, and it is inevitable that we will encounter obstacles along the way. Sometimes we are disappointed and don't believe in the future.

7. When gentlemen meet, they will be round and uncomfortable everywhere.

8. The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the sky is eternal, the song is free, love is intentional, love is crazy, and you are the most unforgettable!

9. I really want to hold your hand and see the rose with dew in the morning; I really want to hold your hand and watch the meteor shower at night; I really want to hold your hand and walk through the spring and autumn seasons.

10. Breathing has stopped, and you are still in my mind; Thinking has stopped, and you are still in my heart; My heart has stopped beating. I will meet you in the next century.

1 1. You told me to wait for you, but what do you think now?

12. Time is a pen, acacia is ink, and you are between the lines.

13. How are you now? Will you think of me and smile?

14. I dreamed of you again last night. In my dream, you gave me a sweet smile, and then I woke up.

15. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone, only to know that you just want to listen to that familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart.

16. The pain of missing will lie dormant every lonely night, and he will come out to sting you when people are unprepared.

17. About missing you, I can't escape the night when I was singing wine, but I can't escape the deserted street.

18. I want to plunge into your arms, smell your familiar smell and tell you the grievances these days. I miss you very much.

19. The only thing in the world that will get better and better with time is memory.

20. The best tattoo is the strawberry that your lover sucks on your neck.

2 1. Remember you told me to forget, you said you would cry because you didn't care.

22. The rumor 1000 decibels, but your words are more thorough and sharp.

23. When I can't see you, I miss you like a mountain on my chest; When I can see you, happiness flows into my heart like a river; Let the landscape witness my thoughts of you.

24. You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

Everything has changed. If you are not careful, you will never go back.

26. Countless sleepless nights, I habitually close my eyes and miss someone quietly.

27. I miss you at night and can't sleep for a long time. I really want to turn into a flying boat, arrive at your side and wander in your heart.

28. Loneliness was discovered after traveling around Qian Shan. Although the world is prosperous, there has never been a road that suits you.

29. Sometimes I really don't know whether loneliness is a good thing or a bad thing. I like loneliness, get used to loneliness and feel the beauty of loneliness, which makes me feel safe and free.

30. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

3 1. At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the world collapsing.

I miss you, but I can't find a reason to tell you. I can only play word games to talk about the bitter fruit of my thoughts.