Make fun of your best friend's jokes and say sentences.

1、? What were your last words? Can you try another doctor? I always feel that I can live. ?

2, life will make you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a lifetime after getting used to it. You are only in your twenties, so it is normal not to meet the person you like. You will find that you probably won't meet them in the future. 4. When you are scared at night, look back. What's to be afraid of? What if you're not alone? We have such a good relationship and you take care of me. I tell you, in the next life, no matter what you do, I will pull weeds for you to eat. 6. Sure enough, chatting with people should not be too perfunctory. Just now my roommate said that my girlfriend likes to talk in her sleep. I casually replied, I know, the atmosphere has become very subtle now. 7, money is not everything, it's 9999, and the rest is that you can't feel the pain of poverty. 8. You know, one day, you will eventually become someone you hate. I hate rich people. Put in a good word for you.

9. When I saw a beggar shaking me with money in a bowl in the street, I thought I was showing off my wealth. 10, young, but heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. Ugly, but beautiful. 1 1, girlfriend, your boyfriend, how come you know each other so well? Ah, it's my ex-boyfriend 12, today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy! 13, congratulations! Being single means that you have really found true love. As your friend, you are really happy. I wish you happiness ... be careful not to become a yellow-faced woman ~