Funny QQ: Is there shit in your head? All I can think about is you!

1. What should I do if my mobile phone falls into the toilet? Is that thing sending me a message?

Life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing the channel.

3. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

At present, what we can't get up is our grades, but what we can't get down is our weight.

Well, Mr. Zhang, you can't press CTRL+C on the home computer and then CTRL+V on the company computer. Not even the same article. No, it's not even an expensive computer.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

7. Please help me, doctor. I seem to have a disease that is easily overlooked by others. Next, please.

8. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

9. Are you full of shit? All I can think about is you!

10. No matter what our grades are, we are still good relatives!

1 1. In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

12. A cannibal went to work, and the manager repeatedly told him not to eat his colleagues and agreed. A few days later, I couldn't help eating a detergent and was immediately discovered. The sentiment is: never eat people who really do things.

13. All problems are ultimately a matter of time, and all troubles are actually asking for trouble.

14. If you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

15. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security? I can't find a condom.

16. The biggest advantage of getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

17. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

18. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

19. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

20. Kill you with what, dear.

2 1. Look at the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. Your sentence set is the rest of your life at the wedding.

I know you cherish me, but you are not good to me. I don't want so much, but you gave everything to too many people. As long as I don't insist on being with you anymore, we'll be over, and you'll be much more relaxed. Losing is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you have to worry all the time, which makes you very tired.

May you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have everything you want, and let go of everything you can't get.

I wish you happiness in the future, and all the tears you shed will be filled with joy.

When you grow up, it seems that not many people will care about your happiness. Many people only look at whether you have a future. However, your ego must care whether you are happy or not.

Maybe those seemingly heartless people in life have unknown pasts. They cover up disappointment with happiness and replace sadness with optimism. No one knows how they spent the night, but don't worry, as long as the sun rises as usual the next day, they will still be full of vitality, just like flowers that have just opened.

6. Different time, different place, different people, changed space, changed face, changed language, what remains unchanged is my yearning for you!

7. Endless ups and downs, just because you are happy, countless storms are free and easy because of you.

8. I have thought about it all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone, and that person is you.

9. I would like to spend the rest of my life warming your future.

10. There is a saying in the hot review that this song should be played after marriage. It's too gentle. You should listen slowly all your life.

1 1. At sunset, a touch of gold was reflected on the whole sea. At this moment, heaven and earth are no longer two individuals.

12. I wish you the rest of your life, complaining only about warmth, not sorrow.

13. I want to spend the rest of my life, not confused, not trapped in love, not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past!

14. Suddenly, I felt a little tingling. In fact, what more people want is not the likes that can be easily given casually, but the unique preferences, right?

15. Life is short. May the rest of my life revolve around you.

16. Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

17. Experience it, then regret it, do what you want and choose what you love, not what others think is right. You should live for yourself all your life.

18. I have tried my best, and I have no conscience. Get it, lose it, and be content. Fate has gathered and fate has dispersed, so let's follow. What should come will come, and what should go can't stay, so let it be.

19. Don't lose confidence in your feelings because of other people's experiences. Don't even stop believing in feelings because I was unlucky before. Because for everyone, how others live is actually meaningless. Life ultimately depends on yourself. As long as your lover is still there, then feelings really exist. Take care of your feelings, don't let go, it's as simple as that.

20. What you want is expensive, and the place you want to go is far away. Only by continuous efforts can you accumulate enough courage to cross every adventure in your life.

Wedding and the rest of my life are your sentences (Chapter 2) 2 1. If you don't doubt each other, you can always know each other.

22. I am just me, and the rest of my life will be just me. Dull is me, glory is me. Look at yourself if you want to see the stars, and go to the north if you want to.

23. Be kind to yourself even if life doesn't spoil you. When you are sad, remember three words: forget it, it doesn't matter, it will pass.

Life can't be as good as you think, but it can't be as bad as you think. Your fragility and strength are often beyond your imagination.

25. Life always laughs at us being too young, but youth doesn't grow old easily.

26. I have nothing but an uncertain tomorrow, an unknown future and you!

27./kloc-When I was 0/8 years old, I suddenly found that I had no love at all. It's not that I can't let it go, but that I dare not handle it or understand it. Suddenly I felt that I was wrong, failed to face up to my youth, and wasted my years. Let yourself live in a mess!

28. Manage your laziness and impetuousness, your emotions, your cowardice and inferiority, and your gossip. It is more important than anything to calm down and do what you should do.

29. It will be you for the rest of your life!

30. Love lies in Jun, love dies in Jun, and love dies in Jun..

3 1. You grew up with me, and I'll hold you forever.

I hope that in the rest of my life, loneliness is a universe and gathering is a starlight.

33. I want to be the person you want to see most and the person who doesn't want to say goodbye most.

34. The meeting is spring breeze, so it is you. Love is the height of mountains and waters, and finally you.

35. I don't want to be your episode, I just want to be the perfect ending in your life.

36. I really want to turn my life to the last page and see who will accompany me to my old age.

37. It was snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee and it was cold before I realized that I thought of you again. How can you understand my expectations?

38. Put some oil in cooking, add some salt when it is light, sprinkle some sauce when it is shallow, add some vinegar to taste, and drink some tea when you are thirsty. Oil and salt sauce vinegar tea, life condiment.

How much he loves you depends on the way he mentions you in front of others.

40. When I am with you, I never envy anyone. Love, or being loved, is not as good as loving each other. I hope you can use my name to refuse everyone in the future.

The rest of your life at the wedding is your sentence (Part III) 4 1. People who really care about you will be picky when nothing happens and hold your hand and say nothing when something happens. Supervise you in prosperity and support you in adversity. It is enough to have three or two people in life.

42. No matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who forgives all the difficulties brought by your previous life.

43. You are the one who makes me laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and think the most deeply ... I miss you.

44. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

45. In the rest of my life, I wish you a cool breeze and a light smile, and I wish you forget your love and just seek peace of mind.

46. From now on, I just loved you, but I will not be you for the rest of my life.

47. There must be at least two impulses in a person's life, a desperate love, and a trip when you leave.

48. May you become your own armor and find your own warrior.

49. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

I love you as much as I can, and the rest of my life is precious. With you, the rest of my life will be yours.

5 1. For the rest of my life, I want to grow old with you and walk hand in hand on the forest path with flowers in full bloom in the morning; At noon, I wash vegetables, you cut vegetables, you cook, I wash dishes; In the evening, facing the sunset glow all over the sky, take a walk in the fields with fragrant soil; Keep a lamp at night, read an article, listen to a song, chat for a while, and so on, to accompany you to sleep peacefully.

52. When I think of having you in the future, I feel that this is an earth-shattering event, and I wish the whole world knew it.

53. For the rest of my life, there are no people who can't let go, and there is no life that I can't live.

54. Be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes. Life will not give you anything for no reason, as long as you want it, go for it.

55. Dear, I love you! In the rest of my life, our love will still walk side by side!

56. Take a dim view, work harder, give yourself some time, and forgive yourself for doing many stupid things. Understand yourself and love yourself. The past will pass, and what should come is on the way.

57. No matter how old you are in the future, you are still in my palm.

58. The story is very long. To make a long story short, I like you for a long time.

I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

60. People who hurt you never want to help you grow up. What really makes you grow is your pain and reflection. The experience itself has no special significance. What makes it meaningful is your strength.

I don't have a new self, it's all old memories

1, grade eight, grade nine, after the old class knew about this, let's go back and blame him for the accident. I fell in love with the old class for the first time. hahaha

2. If there is any regret, it is probably that you met too late, so that time flies and you miss your youth.

3, let the tears wet my skin, maybe it is really that we are too stubborn.

4. On one occasion, we experienced injury, knew pain and fear, and understood kindness and concession. . .

5, tears are not a woman's patent, and being strong is not all for men.

6. I don't have a new self, it's all old memories.

7. Forget the past and be selfless.

8. The endings of all stories have long been doomed, no matter whether the process is sad or happy.

9. Even if I get my heart, I will get all the people. Everyone!

10 whenever the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart, Fried! ! !

1 1. As long as my memory is broken, can I forget you?

12, I will think of you when the sun is shining. After all, no one can give me a warmer intuition than the sun like you []

13, it turns out that it's not my fault, but I'm not as good as her.

14, I had a good time after parting, but I lost my old smile.

15, gorgeous style, no one can see the endless sadness behind it.

I don't miss you very much, but when I lie down, all I can think about is you.

1. I only see you when I look at you, and I keep seeing you when I look at others. It's hopeless.

2. Sleeping is also you, waking is also you, pervasive is also you, eating misses you, walking misses you, and looking through the autumn water is still you.

I envy those people who are in the same city as you. They can pass you by, take the same subway, take the same road and see the same scenery. They may even accidentally step on your foot in the turbulent crowd and say sorry. It doesn't matter to listen to your gentle voice again. They are so lucky, but I can only tell you from my heart: I miss you.

4. Do you know what it's like to miss you to the extreme? I once sent her a good night, and I woke up seven times a night to read mobile phone messages, which was the terrible hazy consciousness. In my dream, I dreamed that she seemed to reply to my message, and then my consciousness took me out of my dream to see my mobile phone. You see, this is probably because I miss my bones so much that I don't even want to let go of my dreams.

I practiced smiling and talking thousands of times, but when I saw you, I didn't know what I meant. I miss you very much and I like you.

6. You will never know how much I have suffered behind my back, no matter how wronged and how much I miss it.

7. I want to hug you, and I am wronged to death through the screen.

8. Sometimes thinking of you is like suddenly smelling the same smell as you. When you don't smell it, it's not so profound. Suddenly, the smell comes out but you want to cry for no reason. I miss you so much, I really want to forget you.

9. Do you know what it's like to miss someone? It's like a person drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning into tears. My heart hurts, and only you are the antidote.

10. I envy all the unimportant people around you. They can easily see you, so I miss you very much.

1 1. I don't have any special wishes and ideals. I just want to eat all the breakfast and dinner you cooked. Good morning and good night are yours.

12. If acacia is poison, you have made me hopeless.

13. I miss you all the time. No matter what I do, I will think of you. I've tossed my body, tried hard, got drunk and tried everything, but I still miss you.

14. I miss you, I want to hug you, I want to see you, I want to run. Then give you a big hug, tight, don't let go, don't you think?

15. It's raining. I miss you very much. Please come to my dream tonight.

16. The more turbulent, the more restrained. I've thought about it a hundred times and I won't say it again.

17. I missed you before, and I will rush to hug you and say a lot of sweet words. I missed you later, and my thoughts were hidden in the draft box. Miss you now, I will listen to a song with headphones on, turn off my cell phone and fall asleep.

18. Even though my breath is full of alcohol, there is a saying that I miss you very much, from my heart.

19. I have waited for the wind, the sunset at 26.5 degrees, the evening star, the falling of the wheat ears, the words that I love you, Bai Niao on the waves, the uncompromising storm and the rain in the whole city. I want to wait for you most.

20. I really want to have super powers to come to you through several big cities, send Weibo on your face and give you a sweet good night kiss.

2 1. I don't miss you very much, but when I lie down, all I can think about is you.

22. I like you so much that I want to hang on you all the time, rub your hair, hold your hand, kiss your mouth and occasionally blow your head off.

23. A few bottles of beer and two lines of nonsense. If you listen carefully, every word is I miss you.

24. I still can't help thinking about you. Sometimes I wonder what I love about you. I can't let go of you, or that feeling. Maybe now, the only thing left is that I am not reconciled. Although I have told myself countless times that I have forgotten you, if one day you say you want to come back, I think I will definitely embrace you with open arms without hesitation.

25. When it gets cold, you should cover yourself up and don't catch cold. I can't coax you into taking medicine or give you a hug. You must take care of yourself for me while I am away.

26. I am a good boy now. I sleep well and eat well. When I am tired, I watch movies and drink milk tea. If I miss you, I won't look for you, but I really miss you.