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Sand sculpture, what do you have?

Sand sculpture talk:

1, you slap me, then I slap you, you give me a punch, then I give you a punch, then you give me a knife, and then brother, I may die.

I just went to see a doctor. The doctor said that my stomach is not very good. I didn't expect my stomach to speak: "First, my name is Chu Xun Yu."

I have been hearing mysterious jingles recently. Approaching the science program group for investigation, it turned out that I was poor.

I am only a teenager. Love can arrive later, but takeout is not.

Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements. Alas! ! ! This is me. I'm so beautiful.

6, like a person is too tired, so I like ten.

7. I heard that the sleeping mobile phone radiated to my pillow, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away. It scared me to death.

8. Xiaoming didn't appear in high school mathematics. I knew that fool couldn't get into high school.