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Laugh loudly when you are happy. Chat with qq about your mood.

Laugh loudly when you are happy. Chat with qq about your mood.

The higher the online rate of 1. The more lonely this person is.

2. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

Don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

4. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

6. Playing the piano to a cow is not a skill, but talking to a cow is a real skill.

7. Don't think your shoes are dirty, it's because the road you walk is not clean.

8. Being beautiful is an advantage, and being beautiful is a skill.

9. Don't mess with me. Although I can't sing "uneasy", I can put it in front of your house with a horn.

10. Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet or the failure to retain the ass?

12. I don't want to go to school for 30 days in a month.

13. Actually, 2, 14 is April Fool's Day, and 4, 1 is Valentine's Day. 2. 14 How many people are lying to others? 4. 14 How many men and women are telling the truth under the pretext of joking?

14. My future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise he can't find me now!

15. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

16. Don't let your girlfriend be blue, because if she is blue, you will be green. Don't make your boyfriend red, because he is red and you are yellow.

17. When I was a child, I wrote a composition and learned to lie. Writing a thesis in a university, I learned to plagiarize; Write a report after work and learn to disguise; When you are in love, write love letters and learn to be melodramatic; When I was old, I wrote an autobiography and studied packaging.

18. Once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become a secret in my heart.

19. I was pleasing to the eye, chased, well, kissed, quarreled, faded, tired, dispersed, pretended not to know, scolded you behind your back and didn't know you at all, so that I collapsed.

20. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

Laugh loudly and cry happily-personality mood phrases

Years are like songs, and the fleeting time fades away from glitz. Flowers bloom and fall, so many years have passed. So our years are finally called old times, going all the way east along the great river and never coming back. I wonder, will things that have been with us for a long time melt in summer and then bleed?

People may taste the bitterness of life before enjoying it, but the pain is not all. There will be pain in life, but it is also full of many miracles, such as blue sky, sunshine and baby's sweet smile. Pain is not all, we should know and experience the miracles in life, they are in our hearts, in every corner around us, every minute. Bitterness can be transformed into sweetness.

Let go when it's over. Yes, I think that's it. Why do you have to mention the word "break up"? With a clear goal, there will be less pain in your heart.

Xu's face, passing scenery, and the world of mortals, we passed by. Who is whose scenery? I only know that when distance is no longer distance, we will meet, form water, condense into ice, or turn into dust. I hope you are my most beautiful scenery, and I am your long-awaited homecoming.

Life is a process of regret, a casual look back, the most unforgettable and fresh past, and there are bound to be some regrets. It is important not to forget the journey of sharing weal and woe because of too much helplessness and regret.

From now on, I will live alone. Don't be so involved in the future. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. When you fall in love with someone but are not loved by the other person, it will hurt. But the most painful thing is to love someone and have to be apart.

Staying doesn't mean you still love; Leaving doesn't mean not loving. Getting is not necessarily lucky; Losing is not necessarily misfortune. As long as, after a relationship, we still believe in love, we can still love and love ourselves. People who love themselves will constantly pursue perfection and be responsible for their feelings and actions. Only in this way can we be qualified to love others and to be loved.

If one day we are not together, we should simply want to be with you, just like being together. After you leave, I want you to remember one thing. Don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you, too.

How much love is like homesickness I met the right person and finally knew why I loved him irrationally. Why am I willing to suffer for him and change myself for him? He is the place where I have been, the place where I will go, and the hometown where I haven't seen for a long time or even met before. He couldn't explain the homesickness that blurred my eyes when I explained it. I love him as much as I love my homesickness.

People can choose their favorite lifestyle, but they can't abandon the essence of life. Some people like to take the trouble to make it a coffee life. Some people like to add more honey to their lives and make it into sugar water. Some people like to make life into tea and savor its sweetness. Nothing is added except boiled water. Some people even boil their lives into bitter medicine, even poison, and bury their lives with their own hands.

How sweet it is to hold you when I am lonely; How lucky I am to be able to hold you when I am lonely; When I am lonely, I will hold you like this and never give up; I will think of you like this when I am lonely, and I will only cherish it for you all my life.

People live not by the body, but by the mind; It's true. Whether a person is happy or not depends on your heart, not your body, but on your daily gains and losses. If your heart is happy, then you are happy everywhere; If your heart is happy, then everything you do is happy. Sometimes it is not others who decide our mood, but yourself.

Often the person you love and the person you sleep with are not the same person. It is common to tell others what you love her. It is also common to think about the future and plan the future, but the future will never appear. So, I said, a person's life, sometimes, just like this, is gradually over.

Keep your promise, plant actions, and you will gain habits; If you plant habits, you will gain character; If you plant your character, you will reap your destiny and habits and achieve your success or failure.

Laugh loudly, cry happily, taste slowly and deeply. Deep feelings, careful thinking, loud singing and bold dancing. Ordinary life will never be dull. A good life must be rich and colorful. A cup of boiled water is plain and tasteless after drinking it! Only with coffee or tea leaves can there be color and taste. Even with some sugar or salt, it's better than boiled water. Life must be delicious! Bitter taste is stronger than insipid!

In this way, in the days of thinking about you, in the days of thinking about you, I began to do something calmly. Smoking, insomnia, doing nothing, and then thinking about you painfully. I never believed it. You really don't belong to me anymore.

Life goes on with or without you, and the world will not change its rhythm because of you; However, with or without you, it is very different for me. You have been integrated into the strongest melody in my life. So sometimes, you don't have to take yourself too seriously. The earth is spinning, and you are not prying its fulcrum, which will only make your mind more tired in the noisy world. You can't underestimate yourself too much. You are the fulcrum to incite me and subvert my whole world.

You can clearly feel your love, but why are you so sad? People who love each other and know each other are separated by Qian Shan. Praise, understand and blame; Warm, considerate and resentful. Every ordinary day, every minute, there are you and me.

Will the sunset fade in the snowy evening? Will the snow at night be as prosperous as fireworks? How many years later, who will stay with whom in the vicissitudes of life to believe in this game of life?

Is there a person who has wasted your youth and missed love for him, but still waits stupidly, even though you know that no matter how long you wait, he will never look back. Even when I like him every minute, it is mixed with pain and sweetness; Even if the pain makes you cry again and again, you still can't learn to let go. Say: admit it. You said: You gave up from the moment you liked him. You said: Look, I lost my heart.

Do you know what I fear most in my life-missing you! I miss your figure close at hand, your distant voice, your original situation, and your kindness to me-when I miss you, the air is frozen, time is stagnant, my mind is long, and my heart is blocked-it is said that distance produces beauty, but there is no room for a gap in my heart-I miss you as a fragment, and connecting them is my perfect love.

Sometimes I feel sad, so I always say to myself, don't cry first, endure first, now I have to go to work, go out to do things, have dinner with my parents, wait a while, and then close the door and cry when I get home. So I looked up hard and took a deep breath, as if I had put that tear back in my heart, looking as usual, rushing around and smiling.

Everyone has a past, and some people even failed. Past mistakes and shame can only explain the past. What truly represents a person's life is his present and future actions. No one is perfect, even great men make mistakes. The melting pot of fate will temper all kinds of people, and only those who can stand the test can be tempered into steel. The past is meaningless. What we need to do is to seize the present and look to the future.

Be who you want to be. Laugh loudly when you are happy, and cry loudly when you are sad.

First, I have retired, and then I retired. Why don't you leave me alone?

Second, who is not waiting, waiting for the person who can really watch the sunset hand in hand in the next year.

I will be very happy if you are far away at the end of the journey.

Fourth, it is more difficult to get married because before marriage, you fell in love with his advantages, and after marriage, you have to put up with his shortcomings most of the time.

Fifth, there is no way to do whatever you want! Therefore, we need someone who is willing to share the burden.

6. I miss you, but I can't tell you, just like a tree full of pears, it will never bear apples.

7. Whether you continue to love each other or decide to break up, the love you often think you have suffered is definitely a lose-lose.

Eight, waiting for the sunrise, people spend a day; Waiting for spring, people live a year; Waiting for a lover, a person's life.

Nine, pengpeng, we have known each other for six years, so all kinds of bitches are called funny.

Ten, a person's love is not perfect after all.

Before I met you, I was such an ordinary person, like a proud princess, simply looking forward to my beautiful dream.

Twelve, the years have scratched the face, and time has passed!

Thirteen, I am not cold-blooded, let alone slow-heating.

Fourteen, the person who hurts you is either stronger than you or weaker than you.

Fifteen, there are always many things that can't be kept, such as the time of going far, such as withered emotions; There are always many things that are hard to give up, such as chasing dreams, such as deep love in my heart.

Sixteen, until one day, you meet such a person, share his happiness with you every day, interpret your sadness, report your daily whereabouts, and laugh at daily life trivia. This is like your performance.

Seventeen, love a person does not have to be with him, and love Provence does not have to wander barefoot in lavender fields.

Laugh loudly when you are happy, and cry loudly when you are sad.

Don't trust those who praise you, but trust those who always speak ill of you. They are really mature and good people.

20. When people make mistakes, most of them think too much when they should use their true feelings, and they are too emotional when they should use their brains.

When you are kind to me, I should think that you are the same to everyone.

Twenty-two, all depression is because you can't live your ideal self.

Twenty-three, mountains and water can forget each other, and days and months can be irrelevant. At that time, there was only one person's floating world, and one person's small water flowed forever.

I have decided that you are my lifelong boyfriend. Will you be kind to me?

Twenty-five, the so-called forever, the so-called once, what can't be achieved is forever, and what can't be forgotten is once.

26. Nothing can't be forgotten. I will always forget you, first forget your appearance, then forget your voice, forget what you said. Not now, but later.

Twenty-seven, whose youth has no shallow scars, whose sadness has no birthmark, whose love at first sight is unforgettable, who can be willful and not resigned.

Twenty-eight, I thought that seeing you at first sight would be the most beautiful encounter in my life.

29. Marriage is not the grave of love, but the sublimation of love and the beginning of a new life. It is to make love break away from hormonal and physical restrictions and upgrade to a more comprehensive life process, so married couples are no longer two people, but one person.

At thirty, people always forget some things, and then they can remember others.

Qq is happy to talk about mood.

1, this is a busy ending, not the whole city, not the country, but everything to me.

I saw that you found your happiness, but I cried, happy or sad.

If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

5, you said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others, and if you are not smart, you still learn from others!

6, men are sensational, love words go in one ear and out the other.

7. You are like that incandescent lamp, which is not pleasing to the eye.

8. There are three irretrievable things in life: time, opportunity and what you say.

9. Success is an idea, getting rich is an obligation and happiness is a strength.

10, why did you give me a gentle injection when I wanted to give up?

1 1. When you really do something, it is often the time when many things cannot be turned back.

12, ten years ago, always ten years after planning. Ten years later, I always miss ten years ago.

13, I wonder if you are afraid of losing me. Anyway, I'm afraid of losing you.

Genius and madness are only one step away. If I were that step, there would be no genius.

15, you will be happy only if you try to reduce the suffering of others.

16, I always feel something is missing, but I can't say what it is. My whole heart is empty.

17, by the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age.

18, giving up doesn't always mean that you are weak, but sometimes it means that you are strong enough to give up.

19, there is love besides teeth.

20, gorgeous words, fragile language, in fact, nothing can replace.

2 1, stubborn women tend to lose happiness because they hold the red line too tightly.

Even though we are far away, I still like you so much.

23. Worry is hard to hide. Cover it with your mouth and it will pop out of your eyes.

Happiness is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with wealth, age and environment.

25. Boss, you are so angry! You're angry! Drink herbal tea tonight to reduce the fire!

26. If your misfortune makes others happy, then your misfortune is also a part of happiness.

27. People are inherently mortal, or die of great events, or die of high numbers.

28. People who never know how to be grateful will never understand the true meaning of happiness.

29. If you can't see through each other, at least see through yourself first.

30. When you are coldest, someone is desperate to hold you. This is happiness.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let his husband know.

32. People who don't take a shower won't smell good if they spray perfume hard. Fame and honor come from real talent and practical learning. Germany is naturally fragrant.

I am not afraid that time will turn my sweet words to you into jokes.

34, the hen said: human beings let us have more children, but in family planning.

35. As beautiful as flowers and jade, the enemy is no match for the fleeting time. Get married quickly.

Sometimes, for a writer, the real reward is not the Nobel Prize, but piracy.

37.blame yourself. Have the ability to like others, but have no ability to make others like you.

38. Mr. Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

39. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

Listen to the song you are listening to and do what you are doing, and I will feel that you are actually by my side.

4 1, eating is also what I want; Fat, I am also; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

There are countless reasons why I don't love you. There is only one reason to love you. I just love you.

43, the ultimate happiness. Makes me want to die. I can't even take time away.

In order not to leave regrets in our lives, we should seize every opportunity to change our lives as much as possible.

Let's eat ice cream. Let's buy two, one for me and the other for you to eat.

46. Romance is my bounden duty, tenderness is my nature, and love is my precious life nutrient.

47. As a foodie, eating doesn't mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely.

48. If people are optimistic, they can resist everything, and everything will enhance their resistance.

49. There is endless potential, endless blessings, endless cheapness and endless cleverness.

50. All I want is a quiet life. It's good to have you in my life.

5 1, doctor, what should I do with large pores? Pixel drop.

52. As long as you love someone, you will always be disappointed.

53. We are happy when we are in love. So simple, so difficult.

54. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

We have never learned how to love, let alone how to avoid hurting.

56. Her face is full of joy, and her round bright eyes are like two small lanterns.

57. She knows how to write the word cherish, but she doesn't know how to cherish what she has in front of her.

58. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs.

59. A turtle walked through a pile of excrement, leaving only one footprint on it. Why? Because it holds its nose with one hand.

60. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

6 1, please don't cheat kind girls. There are too few kind girls in this world.

62. The struggle for happiness, no matter how hard, is not a kind of pain, but happiness, but just a joke.

63. I thought the land would grow if the days were so long. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

64. A man can't be a hero without color, and a woman can't laugh without spending money.

65. Don't study hard all day, don't take a bath for a month, don't go out for a year, and review all your life!

There is only one person in the world, so there is no need to be an episode in other people's lives.

67. I swear I'll chop my hands when I surf the Internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

68. I am no longer your best friend. I left silently after parting, and I remember your touch.

69. When I was a child, I always thought that sesame grew on strawberries. When I grew up, I found sesame seeds growing in kiwifruit.

70. I can't go shopping As soon as I go shopping, I find myself lacking everything!