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Singles' Day, with friends! ! !

1, like a person but dare not confess to him, and will eventually be taken away by others.

2. Clear water leads to no fish, while lowly people lead to invincibility.

3, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, but also 16, blowing a pair is a pair.

Life is just waiting for tomorrow.

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

7. You are an angel in the devil, which makes hatred too tacky.

I will stay here until you find me. Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.

9, I am not worried, when I am a pure man!

10 I am most afraid that people who are very important to me will suddenly leave without saying goodbye.

1 1, the best things are often unexpected and accidental.

12, don't think it's unfair.

13, the road is not deep and the qualifications are not shallow. Come all the way. Sit tight.

14, don't slack off your wife when looking for a lover.

15, the only thing I can put down at this age is chopsticks.

16, whenever someone speaks ill of you behind your back, many people will follow suit. This is because of the fate of eating shit and the unity and friendship of shitting.

17, weeding at noon, winter vacation is really hard, so much homework, I can't finish it!

18, I didn't take another bottle of 1 iced black tea ~

19, no matter how long it takes, it won't change your age and appearance.

20. I also know very well what to do after a fire burns out because youth is short.

2 1, not everyone can make waves in their hearts. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

22. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

23. Whoever ignores me again, I will tell him a story: once upon a time, there was a man who didn't like talking to me and died the next day.

24. Sometimes happiness is squeezed too tightly, and it will be shattered if you are not careful.

25. Jesus Christ. . . Don't win. . . I don't want to be a mother yet. I'm still a child.

26. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

27. No matter how good the past is, it is only a memory. No matter how difficult the future is, there is no turning back.

28, internal rape and murder will not die, let alone kill? The man grabbed it and said, didn't you say you would change anything if you killed it? ! My deskmate is a little slow. Just after teaching the number 1 to 10 in English, I suddenly asked a question carefully that day: English 1 is pronounced as one, then1is pronounced as one? Is11/Pronunciation 111 The English teacher gave a faint sentence: You can read it like this, too. You belong to a dog.

29. I can't afford to go to the cinema to see Tiny Times, but I almost know it when I look at the signboard.

30. What's so good about you that I can miss you so much?

3 1, what Zhong Wuyan, what Xia Yingchun.

Everything about us has become the past, and all our memories have been forgotten by time.

After graduation, I chose the zoo for my first party. By the same token, only here can I feel that I am still alone!

34. What a woman is most proud of is not how beautiful she looks, but how many women her man will refuse for her.

35, actually pure, for example, I have never known the serial number of this piece, please enlighten me.

36, you are clean if you can't get your shit out of one foot!

37. I am not a casual person; It's not a person if you casually get up.

38. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig. My deskmate said fiercely: Your deskmate is the pig.

39. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is nothing more than spending the years together.

Talk to people who grew up together.

I am very happy today, although I have eaten for more than ten days, waiting for death. Compared with my freshman year, I am still a loser at home, but I am really a young man in class and outside the dormitory. And a girlfriend. Although we don't spend much time together, I like my little sister more and more. What's rare is that I actually chattered all the way in the car, just like chatting with Mix. I like being together every day. Before I left, I was afraid of chatting. I thought that if I was silent, I would silently hold your hand and look out the window. As a result, you have been quietly looking for a topic. A person talks a lot, a person listens carefully and changes roles. Little sister, I really like your personality.

Talk to people who grew up together.

First, the days with children are the happiest and purest moments. I envy your friendship. Now there are a few so-called friends who can do anything for their friends. You don't have any status or money. Who wants to talk to you? Full of hypocrisy. I appreciate that you have close friends like brothers. I appreciate it.

Secondly, Fahrenheit, the first idol in life, said when he was a child that he would listen to their concerts when he grew up, but they didn't wait for me to grow up. At that time, I argued with Xiaozi about who was more handsome, Jiro Wang or Aaron. Finally, I found that we have always loved the four of them, and only the four of them together are our first idols.

Third, eat, go shopping and watch movies with Mix. It doesn't matter what you do, what matters is who you are with. Sharing happiness with friends is much more enjoyable than complaining about dissatisfaction.

Fourth, the only thing that hasn't changed is the emotion that accompanied my childhood.

I haven't been so high for a long time. I still feel crazy and unrestrained when I was young. After drinking wine, I played cards for half a night, then chatted until dawn, ate a bowl of instant noodles and snored like thunder. I was finally awakened by my daughter-in-law's phone call, and returned to my daily life after a short loss of contact. . This is quiet time.

6. Have dinner with my junior and discuss the stupid things I did when I was a child. As I grow older, I feel more and more valuable about childhood friendship. May we all get better and better. .

Mao and I haven't been to school together since the first day of junior high school. It should be seven or eight years now. I think we are a little unfamiliar, and I have nothing to talk about at ordinary times. Until one day when we were chatting, he smiled at me, and I suddenly felt that we were as good as when we were children.

8. Have dinner with children today and get together with the whole family in the evening. Of course, there is only one theme, and that is: I am going to study in a foreign land.

Nine, I haven't relaxed this spirit for a long time. When I was a child, I was like a carefree child. Because I know someone will protect me when the sky falls, I am probably spoiled by them. So I didn't hesitate to buy a ticket when I thought about it. When I got there, I just felt that I didn't stop talking, for fear that I was hungry. I gained two pounds a day and took me to play around and watch the music fountain at night. My friend said, I envy having such a good friend, and I am glad to have such a friend, who is at ease, happy, satisfied and cherished.

Ten, more and more people know each other, which relationship is difficult to last without a gorgeous moment; Love is so beautiful and fragile! Will you be happy together? Only then did I find that most of my friends were former classmates and children. There is no need to face up to the triviality and tenacity of life.

In the evening, I got up the courage to watch the movie Furnace with my hair. I couldn't help crying several times and didn't dare to watch the pictures in the movie. Compared with the effect presented in the film, subtitles appear at the beginning and end of the film. According to real events, the bad guys were not punished at first, and they all said that art came from life. But the thought of a group of lovely children having such a painful experience can't calm down. The bad guys in that school are really worse than animals. Or maybe I think that the events told in this movie may be happening quietly in places we don't know. We don't know how terrible some people are and how terrible the dark side of this society is. . . .

12. Chatting with Xiaozi, he suddenly said "Mom". . . Haha, my mother suddenly called when I was with him in June. I told you I was with your second son.

Thirteen, I once chatted with Xiaoxiao and asked her what love is. She said that if tomorrow is the end of the world, then I must be with him on the last day. I didn't understand it before, but I still have some knowledge now.

Fourteen, my primary school classmates, when I was in primary school, there was no sign of falling in love together, and I knew you very well. Maybe since I went to Wuxi in junior high school, I can't get into everyone's circle. Now I find many primary school students on the list together. I used to be good girlfriends, with good parents, with my first love and parents, which is amazing. What a small world. It's just that I've been getting to know complete strangers, and I've been getting farther and farther away, a little lonely and gratified. Seeing my former friends walking around, I still haven't forgotten my initial feelings. A relationship can really be happy for so long. It's hard for me to have such an opportunity, but I don't want such an opportunity. No worries and thoughts are enough.

15. The wooden threshold of Grandpa's old house is aging, as if it was shining yesterday ~ The fan at home was just bought before, and my sister and I are rushing to blow together ~ Looking at the three glowing things above can make us excited for one night ~ Now I am still sitting with my sister ~ It's quiet ~ Even when the sign on the fan disappears ~ I didn't pay attention ~ I chatted with Xiaoxiao today ~ Later ~ Later ~ Everybody's home. Everybody's fine.

Sixteen, I bought a asap tea. It is more famous that the nipple has always liked the nipple, and the nipple of asap tea is moderately salty. Tea is jasmine taking a sip of the teat, mixing the tea with the teat, and then drinking. This is another taste and hair growth. I ordered three plates of Xiang Yang bean skin and bought a snowman after eating more than 60 yuan. I only have memories of my childhood.

Grass-roots civil servants are now sitting together full of negative energy and chatting with their children and classmates for a long time tonight.

18-year-old, came to Beijing today to see her childhood sister. When I heard that she was coming, I took out my keys to find her at dinner! I really need a bosom friend to chat and relieve boredom! Usually we are busy with work, children and life! No time to contact feelings, no time to talk! Friends at work are really like complaining, talking to each other and discussing the past and the future. It turns out that our hearts have always been together and have not changed! It's a little high tonight! This is my happiest time in six months! Friends who can chat are the most real! It feels good to be friends.

19. It's been almost a week since I took my baby back to my parents' home. Play with children at the entrance of the village every day, take them to the streets to buy buns and eat skewers, and sit together and talk about family life. It seems like a lifetime ago. Figure 3 Guess which one is my Bao Xiao in Bao Jing?

At the age of twenty, I spent a relaxing and fulfilling day with junior high school. I go to the middle school playground to play cards and go to the supermarket to buy food. Back home, busy for two hours. I made my favorite fried prawn ribs soup, and I burped all the time when I was full. I was lying in bed, watching them spit smoke rings and talking about my love life.

Twenty-one, being with Faxiao (best friend) is a happy meal before leaving, and friendship is endless.

Twenty-two, I haven't been with my children for a long time. We finally met this week. We have found the feeling of carrying a schoolbag to school since childhood. Real good girlfriends and sisters, who haven't seen each other for more than ten years, can pick up your used chopsticks and eat what you haven't finished.

Twenty-three, after reading "When I Wait for You in Memory", I was relieved by the determination of the hostess. A person who feels that each other is not worth it and needs to find a stain on each other to balance it is not worth being together. In the end, I felt that I didn't have a complete explanation. Finally, on the promised day, I learned that Stuart and Faxiao were married, and they had a good life. I know Yao really went to Floating City.

24. When I was a child, I always changed my place of residence and school, and I didn't live in the same class as my primary school classmates. I slowly forgot ~

Twenty-five, every time I am with you, I feel as comfortable as I was with my childhood. Kindness is a happy school that my friends can't give now.

Twenty-six, think of the days when I was a child and played with me. She is a grade older than me. She comes home from school in the same school and plays together on weekends. Junior high school branch, originally in a school (Xinjiang Hanmin School), they were divided into classes, and she was not in a school, so she lost contact. Later, I heard that you went to Urumqi. I haven't seen you for five or six years. Are you okay? In fact, I liked you at that time and never said anything.

Twenty-seven, I dreamed that I was married to junior high school, but I had contacts with Gou Ge and wanted to remarry with Gou Ge, who was always by my side. Suddenly, my mother-in-law and I are in my home. She is a very loving person. She told me that you were going to separate, and I don't know what my mood was like at that moment. I said, mom, we can't be apart. Holding Brother Gou's hand, he broke mine. Brother Gou knelt down and said that he suddenly woke up from crying because he loved you. He found Gou Ge still sleeping beside me, and suddenly felt that the happiest thing in the world was that you woke up from a nightmare with someone you loved.

I ate very well in the evening. We haven't been together for a long time, but it's a pity that Mr. Wu is still missing, so we can only put your video photos in and take photos with us. Pretending to be with your hair, the photos holding hands are quite artistic, and the photos of oppo and vivo phones are awesome than addiction!

Twenty-nine, and the days when I was young. Looking at the partners who grew up together, life is wonderful. Happy.

30. The distance between the bride and groom's home is about 200 meters. There are firecrackers and responses here. Although incredible, it does not hinder tomorrow's happiness. My parents and I are finally together, so naturally we have a good time. When we are full, we will talk about our happy time together. The wheel of time goes a little fast, and it is too late to stop, so it pushes us forward. This simple memory can only be found and pondered in the gap of time. My mother and I went to the pond where I played as a child and picked some water hyacinths. My mother said that it would make people feel better to take them home and put them in the old water tank in front of the door. I stayed at home for a few days and had a thorough rest. I will start work tomorrow.

Thirty-one, when I was young, I always felt so simple and beautiful.

Thirty-two years old, I especially enjoy my present state, and my work and life are very normal. I go home for dinner, go out for a walk and chat, learn from each other and inspire each other. Although I don't work together, I am full of positive energy, but they are all developing in a good direction. It feels good.

Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.

1, there is nothing you can't do in this world. When you lose all your dependence, you will naturally know everything.

2, there is a city in my heart, and living in the city hurts. What you can't forget is the memory, and what you continue is life. There are many people coming and going around, and there is always one place that has not changed.

Never forget your original motivation. If it is a decline, it means that you are about to go out. Don't forget your active attitude, so as to achieve your ultimate goal!

4. It is not because of difficulties that we are afraid; But because we are afraid, things become difficult.

In fact, you can really like everything you like slowly. No one will beat you at your pace.

6. The best thing I have ever done is to stick to being with you as always.

7. I thought you loved me very much. I love you very much, but suddenly I find that we just love ourselves deeply.

8, heart, if there is no place to live, everywhere is wandering. Cluster hair

9. When you want to give up, some people firmly believe that there is hope for progress. People who go farther than you are not smarter than you, but walk a little more every day. Persistence is the most powerful force.

10, true love should be cherished, no one and who are born together, life is not long, how lucky you are to meet the person you love, why not hold her hand.

1 1. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. But I finally understand that it is actually a lifetime.

12, the malice of honest people, like the gravel in rice or the unclean thorns in bone fragments, will give people an unexpected pain. Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged

13, the so-called fate, that is to say, this secular drama needs all kinds of roles, and you can only be one of them, and you can't change it at will.

14, ever-changing is a human heart, and fate remains the same.

15, don't pretend to be yourself, you deserve to be isolated.

16, you are not me. You don't know how much I care about you, and I don't know how afraid I am of losing you one day.

17, arguing a right and wrong, it is better to watch for a while. Take a look at the chaos, it is better to be quiet.

18, the ever-changing is the human heart, and the fate remains the same. dugout canoe

19, we are all fooling around like children because of dependence; Politeness is because of strangeness; Take the initiative because you care; I don't contact because I feel redundant.

20. Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.

Bian Xiao: This movie is so kind that people who missed it can always meet again. Bian Xiao: Love and trust, hatred and suspicion are uncontrollable. Bian Xiao: Even though I am a heartthrob, I am still fascinated by you: 123.

Romance with boyfriend 100 days

I talked with my boyfriend for 100 days. /kloc-a simple love story for the 0/00th anniversary

1. One person may walk very fast, but two people can walk very far.

I really want to hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.

You are my favorite person, and others will not change any polysaccharide for me.

Make up for what you missed in the past and accompany you to a still place.

I don't think loving you enough, but I think hugging you is enough.

6. It's mine, and it can't be beaten away by wind and rain; It's not mine. No matter how hard it is, it won't stay.

7. I met the spring breeze, so it was you; Love is the height of mountains and waters, and finally you.

8. It's you. You are so cute. How to describe it can brand your color in my eyes, colorful and bizarre.

9. I want to hold your hand and walk through our youth.

10. There are two evils in the world, one is when you laugh, and the other is when you don't laugh.

1 1. I still like you very much, like the wind has traveled eight thousand miles, regardless of the date of return.

12. I only have two wishes: you are by your side, by your side.

13. I will always be there, even if I am lonely and open to the sea; I will always love, even if the scenery is dusty.

14. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

15. May the person I love at the age of eighteen be my partner at the age of eighty.

16. I love you forever, and death is the boundary. I never wanted to give up on you in my life.