Love story routines lured by high IQ

1, I asked you why the world is sour and sweet. It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you. 2. I am a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart. If I hadn't been afraid to scare you, I would have been anxious with you. I feel that life is short and sweet when I meet you. 5. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor. 7. "I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday, and tomorrow is a little more than today. " 8. "Can you imitate a woodpecker?" "How?" "Take my face as a tree." 9. "Excuse me, classmate, how to do this problem?" "Sorry, I can't." "Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something. " 10 "How can you find my short girlfriend when you are so tall?" In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me. 1 1, "I find you look like a person", "who" and "my future girlfriend". 12, "May I ask you the way?" "Go there?" "Go to your heart!" 13, "I like being alone." "She must be beautiful." "You are too narcissistic." 14, "Next time I see you, I will close my eyes immediately", "Why" and "Put you in my eyes and never open them again". 15, don't let me see you, or I'll like you once. 16 Are you home yet? No, without you, no place is home. 17, kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face. 18, tell you a story. It's a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you. 19, the ancient road is thin and thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken person is waiting for your call! The question about you is a matter of life and death to me. 2 1, it's been so long since I saw your name, but there will still be a moment when I feel that the world is still. 22. I really want to fight with you, from the bedside to the end of the bed. I regret knowing you. You made me feel pain when you left me. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you. 25. If you were a cactus, I would endure all the pain to hug you. 26. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people. 27. Have you ever seen a heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat. Looking at the way you smile, I suddenly realized that I really am the happiest person in the world. 29. What's the name of the door made of wood? What's the name of the door made of wood? What's the name of the iron door? Then our door to happiness is called ourselves. 30.m: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me your phone number Woman: Man: Say, what's your phone number? 3 1, M: Do you have fifty cents? Woman: Yes, man: I have fifty cents, too. Let's work together. 32. Man: Let's talk about the girl in the bar: About what? M: In love. 33. Your lip shape is beautiful, suitable for saying you love me, and more suitable for kissing me. 34. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful. . When are you free to marry me when you are busy? Love story routine of high IQ temptation 2 1, "Guess where my heart is?" "It must be left." "The fault is on your side." 2. "Tell me when you think about it" and "I'm not thinking". I'm thinking about you. " 3. "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" The single kind. 4. "Do you care about me?" "The heart is in your place. Whether it hurts or not, you can do it yourself. " 5. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart." 6. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "Not good for me" 7. "May I ask you the way?" "Where to?" To your heart. 8. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!" 9. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life." 10, "What have you been doing recently?" "Eat all the time." "I have been eating so thin." "Waiting for you,,," 1 1, whether to eat seafood or barbecue first, consider you first. 12, can you help me wash things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me. 13, male: "I have a girlfriend" female: "Then she must be very beautiful!" Man: "Why are you so narcissistic?" 14. Man: Can you do me a favor? Only you can help me! W: What's the matter? Man: Please fall in love with me, because I love you so much! Can you do me a favor? Woman: What? Man: I bought a handful of roses. Please keep it for a few days. 16, can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings? 17, you are good at playing with dolls. Yes, then why do you hold my heart tightly? 18, just have fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you. 19, why did you hurt me? I hurt you and made me like you so much. 20. where are you now At home, you are in my heart now. 2 1, two years is like two days with you. When you are away, two days is like two years. 22. Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you. Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time. 24. I'm shameless? Well, why do I need a face? You've had enough! 25. I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me.