How to use language to satirize a person who borrows money and doesn't pay it back

It's not difficult to borrow it after it's borrowed. For those who borrow money and don't pay it back, they just step on the trust of their friends. The following is an ironic sentence compiled by Bian Xiao:

An ironic sentence of borrowing money and not paying it back

(1), ah, I have a hospitalized patient at home who needs money badly.

(2) Life is like breathing, for "venting" and "competition".

(3), grab the line and have fun, and regret it for a lifetime.

(4), life is a business, some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, some people manage conspiracy.

Well, do you need money badly? Because of this, I have to pay back the loan ~ rent ~ and so on this month, and then say, if you need it urgently, I can help you look at it, my classmates and friends, and so on! But I may not be able to borrow it for you. I will try my best!

(6) In the vicissitudes of fate, people's integrity can be seen best. -Shakespeare

(7) Tell yourself once every morning, "I'm really fine!" . What matters in life is not where you stand now, but where you are going. If you choose the right road, you are not afraid of the long road. There are no miracles in the world, only concentration and the power of concentration!

(8) I pretend to be cute, I pretend to be beautiful, I pretend not to, and you pretend not to know that I am pretending. This is the most perfect time.

(9) devote all your energy to today and indulge in the true meaning of life.

(10), knowledge always overcomes ignorance.

(1 1), don't try to add time to your life, but give life to your time.

(12), experience is a liability and learning is an asset! If you learn the absolute sales system, your opponent won't. Great! You will, she will, and none of us are afraid of anyone; If your competitors learn and you don't come, they will rob you of your business and money!

(13), tell her that you have been saving money to buy a laptop, a digital camera and something a little bigger, indicating that there is no spare money at present. Or just used the money for other purposes a few days ago.

(14), never back down, and the last one is no way back.

(15), have you ever told yourself? Make yourself strong, and every day is brighter and happier.