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Qq space is too long.

1. This is the world. Some people chase after you desperately, but they can't get you, while others just smile at you, but let you walk away.

2. it's terrible! Everyone really has it in today's society! A girl in senior two and senior three met a netizen named "Master Tang's face is full of cows" through WeChat. The two chatted happily. Girls ask boys out to meet. After the meeting, the boy went to the hotel to have a rest because he was unwell! Then they watch TV in bed together. The girl was in high spirits until the wee hours. While the girl was not looking, the boy put a lot of drugs in her water. When the girl lost consciousness, the boy took the remote control from the girl and transferred it to cctv5 to watch the World Cup ~

3. Girlfriend wants to eat mala Tang, boys only have 5 yuan, but mala Tang costs 8 yuan. The boy walked into a restaurant and asked, "How much is Mala Tang?" The boss said, "Eight dollars". The boy bowed his head and said shyly, "Can it be three yuan cheaper? I'm hungry. I really don't have enough money. " The boss smiled and said, "Well, it doesn't matter." Mala Tang bought it, but the boy was full of joy although he lost face. It is a good man to lose face for his partner. He can't give you everything, but there is a word called doing your best. You got it?

4. Blue face is to treat you as a buddy and love you as a girlfriend. You are happy that he is crazy about you, and you are sad that he lends you a shoulder. You indulge him to accompany you, you fool around and he supports you.

It's been a long time since we broke up. Every time she quietly came to my space to have a look and then deleted the visit record. Actually, she doesn't know that my space is only open to her.

6. This world is so unfair. I like it at first sight. I don't like it at first sight, but I can't like it after a hundred eyes. But some people don't know if they can love until they try to love, and some people don't know if they can love until they try not to love. The only thing we can do is to cherish the present happiness.

7. The happiest thing in the world is that the person you are waiting for is waiting for you, the person you care about is also caring about you, the person you think of is thinking about you, the person you love is also loving you, and the person you know knows you better!

8. He was the first man to hug me, he was the first man to hear me cry and see me smile, he was the first man to call me baby, he was a man who I believed he would keep his promise, he was a man who dared to tell me that he would always accompany me to the end, and he thought I was the best man, no matter whether I was wrong, beautiful or ugly. His name is: Dad!

9. In the central square, a boy in a school uniform confessed to his girl. After the girl accepted it shyly, he kissed her excitedly. At this time, an uncle glasses booed in the crowd: "Say your name and let everyone witness it for you!" " The boy shouted, "I will always love XXX!" " "Uncle glasses suddenly crowded into the eyes," I remember! No.2 middle school, I'm the dean. You two come to my office tomorrow! "

10. The difference between people is actually very simple: you are in bed and he is exercising; You are dealing with work, and he is working hard; You are finishing today's plan, and he is planning next year's plan. You are making excuses, he is solving the problem; You are spending, he is managing money; You are calculating your own interests, and he is considering each other's interests. Success begins with heart, life and perfection. Failure begins with conceit, jealousy and inflation.