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Re-appear in public life

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Have you heard? Have you heard? In the corner of the bar, several big men are drinking. Suddenly, one of them knocked on the table with his hand and said to the others, The Plum Blossom Swordsman who has disappeared for more than ten years is an unnecessary warrior and has recently returned to the Jianghu. As soon as his words came out, they immediately attracted the interest of several other people.

The first one said: Who knows such a big thing in the Jianghu?

Another answer: I heard that three major cases that shocked Beijing recently were all related to him.

Right, right, right, the first one was connected at this moment: according to the case handlers in Beijing, the scenes of these three major cases happened recently were exactly the same as those of 13 years ago, and even the time, place and identity of the characters were surprisingly consistent. Do you think it's terrible?

Why not? It is said that Beijing is in a mess now.

Tell me it's not necessary. A hero or a demon?

It's hard to say. You said he was a great soldier. Then, in those days, Master Wan of the Ministry of War and Wu Daren, the minister of the Ministry of War who died tragically under him, were all good officials loved by the whole people! But you have to say that he is a demon. That year, everyone was afraid of the four "life and death" demons that endangered Jiangnan, but in the end, it was said that he was not the one who eradicated them.

For a big shot like him, maybe it's time for us to change our thinking. Why must good and evil be clearly distinguished?

But since ancient times, sages have said that there are points between good and evil!

What if he is both good and evil?

As soon as Xu Chenggang took his seat, he was attracted by the topic that everyone was talking about. Before Xiao Er brought the drink, he sat still and went to find the big guy together. Came to the table, Xu Sheng waved his fist and said, sorry to bother you. I happened to pass by here, and I was going to ask the store for some tea. Unexpectedly, I was attracted by what some guys talked about. Can I ask if you can give me one and let me join in the fun?

Since you like it, just sit down. Xu Sheng didn't expect those big guys to be so generous.

After taking a seat, Xu Sheng waved to Xiao Er and asked him to bring the drink directly. Then he got up and took a glass of wine and said to the people present: Thank you for your love. I take this thin glass of wine to express my confession, which should dispel the intrusion on people. After that, he will do it first. Putting down the glass, Xu Sheng continued the topic just now and asked, I was very interested when I heard what you were saying, but I didn't expect there to be no head or tail in the middle. Who dares to trouble me to repeat it?

Seeing that you are so interested, I might as well say it again! Just now, the first speaker said: The Hero of Plum Blossom Knife was a famous soldier who shocked the Wulin in those days! It is said that even the martial arts supreme ice reality at that time was afraid of him for three points! Only later, somehow, he suddenly disappeared. Some people say that he retired for love; Some people say that he suddenly disliked Jianghu, so he retired. Others simply said that he went to Tianshan Mountain to close the door ... Anyway, there are different opinions about his whereabouts.

Oh, I see. After that, Xu Sheng nodded like an epiphany, but then pretended to be casual and asked, Oh, yes, I heard in a trance that he was in charge of three major cases in Beijing recently. Is that really the case?

That's true.

How dare you ask?

At the scene of the deceased, he left his own unique hidden weapons-Plum Blossom Flying Knife, and his handwritten words on the wall: Plum Blossom Flying Knife Knife Knife, the visit here is smooth, and it is harmful for the people! Everything in this scene is exactly the same as the three scenes 13 years ago. Dare you say that he didn't do it? Besides, besides such a master who comes and goes without a trace, who else can break into the home of the minister of high security of Binbu unnoticed?

In that case, it sounds justified.

Of course! What kind of people are the police who handle cases in Beijing? That's one in a million in the world! Do you think it will be false to pass their case?

Brother, it's very analytical, and it's very analytical. I opened my eyes today and learned. Seeing the commentator was very happy, as if he had experienced it, and Xu Sheng was soon flattered. However, I still have some doubts. I want to know, brother? Speaking of which, Xu Sheng deliberately dragged the voice out.

But it doesn't hurt to say it.

Brother said so much, dare to ask if you have seen the plum blossom swordsman?

This ... this ... the man suddenly hesitated and his face changed. After half a ring, he squeezed out another sentence. To tell you the truth, no one has seen him so far, because he has a rule that whoever sees his mug will die!

It's horrible! Xu Sheng pretended to be surprised, but then quipped that he must have no family so far, right?

Why do you say that?

Anyone who sees his face will die!

I'm really joking, and I deserve to be accompanied by paper and ink every day! It is convenient for Xu Sheng to give a thumbs up.

Sin, sin, Xu Sheng was busy returning the gift with his fists, but he heard that the adult had not done history and was unfortunately killed at home. Later, an imperial envoy found more than 10 million miles of gold and silver in his cellar, which is equivalent to one third of our country's current fiscal revenue! There is also the recent Minister of War Wu Daren. It is said that he had secretly raised himself before his tragic death, and the emperor had long wanted to be him. The four demons who killed one side in those days are said to have violated the poisonous oath of "wealth in heaven" they made when they formed an alliance-they killed each other because of uneven distribution of spoils, and were finally destroyed.

Brother is a scholar, but his views are different from those of us who are rude. However, who knows what the truth is? We're not witnesses anyway, are we?

That's right, that's right.

Xu Sheng then looked up at the sky outside the store, then got up and said to the adults, it's getting late, I have something important, so I won't bother you. Bye. bye. Say that finish turned and left.

Out of the shop, Xu Sheng looked up at the sky again, and then remembered the big man inside. He couldn't help laughing, then shook his head and said to himself, Qianmei is in such a hurry to see me, but she has made a decision-she is willing to accompany me to retire!

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The owner of Wanhua Cottage, Wen Ruoqian, who is called "Desperate Saint" by Jianghu people. At this moment, I am looking forward to it. I must have waited for a long time before I saw a trace of sadness hanging on that smart and beautiful face, covering my face with one hand and looking at the sunset glow on the horizon, I also thought: it's dark, why not come? It should have arrived long ago! Whispers haven't say that finish, I heard a hurried horse hoof from the other side of the bamboo forest, and my face immediately turned from anger to joy, with a smile.

Before Xu Sheng dismounted, WenReQian grabbed him earlier and plunged into his arms, almost making him stumble. Xu Sheng finally balanced, and Wen Ruoqian's murmur followed: Xu Lang, why did you come here now? You can wait for the bad slaves.

Isn't it? I was delayed by something on my way here just now, so I was worried about your health all the way!

What is more important than meeting with the Nu family, which can delay Xu Lang's time?

A little thing, don't mention it, don't mention it

Looking at Xu Lang's face, I wonder which sister I took a fancy to on my way here, or which sister I was taken a fancy to, so I can't leave at the moment.

Look at what you said, don't you know my heart for Qianmei? It's true that heaven can prove it, and the sun and the moon can learn it!

Okay, okay, I'm just saying. I'm worried about you. Get in the house. The food I prepared has been heated three times.

It's really painstaking to disappoint Qianmei. While speaking, I came to the table early.

You are quick to sit down, WenReQian conveniently took Xu Sheng shawl and said, I'll make you a meal.

Thank you for your trouble. Please sit down and eat.

Where, send the rice to Xu Sheng's hand, WenReQian asked a sentence with concern, driving all day, but Xu Lang was starving.

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, Xu Sheng wolfed down, and replied in a low voice. He just had a good meal and took a bite of it. He also said that the beautiful craftsmanship is getting better every day.

Eat more when it is delicious. Looking at the way Xu Sheng wolfed down his food, Wen Ruoqian was as sweet as honey: Your father's last wish will come true when you finish the test in Beijing. When I finish what I'm doing, we'll live in seclusion in the mountains and countryside, and never ask the Jianghu again. At that time, I would cook for you every day.

That would be great. My dreams are full of pictures like that. I really hope that the Beijing exam can be advanced!

However, Xu Lang, when Xu Sheng's expectation was over, Wen Ruoqian changed the subject and said that this matter might be postponed.

Why?

I know who killed my father. So I must finish with him before I retire, or I will lose sleep.

who is it?

There's no need for a plum swordsman.

Where did you hear that?

My master told me.

Your master? Don't leave the old man? Isn't her old man closed?

It's closed But just yesterday, I suddenly remembered that I haven't visited her old man's house for a long time since she went up the mountain, so I plan to go up the mountain to see her. Who knows, when I got to the front of the mountain, I was surprised to find her old man lying in a pool of blood, dying. So I quickly stepped forward to help her up and asked her what was going on and who did it. But she just shook her head and kept saying, It's no use getting old, but she won't tell me what happened. Later, I carried her to the bed in the cave and tried to heal her, but she stopped me. Then she said the following words to me intermittently: Qianer, you came at the right time. I've been thinking about one thing. I thought I didn't have to tell you anymore. Who knows? It's a trick!

What can make Master feel so bad?

Haven't you always wanted to know who killed your father? I'll tell you today!

You say, I'm listening!

He is the plum swordsman who has recently returned to the Jianghu.

Plum swordsman?

I remember that day, I was ordered by my teacher to go to other places to do business, but I met your father unexpectedly when I passed the bottom of Lover Valley. At that time, he was seriously injured, and he knew that his life would soon be over, so he gave me the unique secret of your family-unfeeling swordsmanship, and told me that his own incompetence led to his unprovoked defeat to the plum blossom swordsman. So he asked me to come to Wanhua Caotang to find your mother and daughter, and then gave the secret book to your mother, and asked me to take you as an apprentice, so as to urge you to practice the "desperate swordsmanship" frequently, so as to avenge him one day. Your father died here, leaving me no time to tell, so I found Wanhua Caotang with my sword score, and then told your mother what happened, and then accepted you as an apprentice according to your father's last words. I haven't told you this before. First, because you are still young, I'm afraid you won't be able to calm down and practice martial arts when you know that you will really meet. Second, shortly after your father's death, the plum blossom swordsman in Megatron Wulin suddenly disappeared, and there was no news for so many years. I thought he would never return to the Jianghu. Sometimes I even think he is dead, so I don't think it's necessary to tell you again. But who would have thought that when all the people who had experienced this incident were dying, he suddenly came back, and the means of coming back was still the means of leaving that year, which really made people angry!

It took my master his last breath to get here. Xu Lang, do you think this is providence?

What a surprise!

Isn't it? At the beginning, my mother thought I was too young and only told me to practice martial arts frequently so as to avenge my father when I grew up, but she didn't say who killed my father. By the end of my fencing, I went back to find her and wanted her to tell me, but she was assassinated and left me long ago. When I arrived at Wanhua Caotang, her body was already cold. Later, I learned that the murderer of my mother was a swordsman in northern Guizhou, so I let him hit her with her chest. Unexpectedly, as a fledgling, I was ambushed by him and photographed the cliff with one hand. I thought it was over. Unexpectedly, I not only survived, but also accidentally met you who came to Beijing for an exam. You and I are people from two different worlds, but I never thought that we finally came together and fell in love. But if you love each other, you can love each other, but you have to endure the pain of separation. In order not to affect your exam, I have to endure loneliness. I live alone in this wildflower hut. Even if I miss you, I have to send a flying pigeon biography. At some point WenReQian unavoidably sad, tears fell down.

This kind of atmosphere naturally infected Xu Sheng, but when he saw Wen Ruoqian, who was already in tears, he couldn't cry anymore. He had to hold back his sadness and quickly comforted Wen Ruoqian with words: Don't cry, Qianmei is the most obedient, don't cry, well, it won't look good to cry again. While speaking, Xu Sheng patted WenReQian on the back and quickly wiped her tears.

It was a long time before WenReQian stopped crying. Seeing that Wen Ruoqian had recovered her composure, Xu Sheng tentatively asked her: Qianmei, are you sure you really want to get back at the plum blossom swordsman?

I have no choice. What happened?

See if you can do this, you won't retaliate, and I won't go to Beijing for an exam. Let's retire now, shall we

That's absolutely impossible. There is no reason to be so unfilial. I'll take revenge, you go to Beijing to take the exam, and when the exam is over, it's not too late for us to retire.

But where can you find him?

You don't have to worry about that, Xu Lang. I've already figured out the countermeasures.

You might as well tell me.

I want to spread the news all over the Wulin in the form of hero posts. Put it up and say: desperate saint Wen Ruoqian revenges her father and meets the plum blossom swordsman. The time is set on June 18, at the bottom of lover's valley! Welcome all Wulin colleagues to watch. I think as long as I make the momentum big enough, I'm not afraid that he won't come out to fight.

Then what should you do if he really doesn't come out to fight? You know this trick, when Liu Yi, a madman in Saibei, clamored for revenge for the four demons in the south of the Yangtze River, it was not unheard of, and in terms of creating public opinion, he had much more advantages than you. After all, he was also famous and capable of responding. But as a result, who has seen the plum blossom swordsman? And as far as you are concerned, Shuangrufeng fought with northern Guizhou five years ago, once appeared, and finally lost. Five years later, who will remember you? Maybe people will think that you just want to be famous and attract attention!

What do you think I should do, Xu Lang? I've been practicing hard for more than ten years, isn't it just to become an expert at cutting the enemy one day and avenge my father? But now my enemy is in sight, and I don't know how to find him.

Qianmei, are you really determined to take revenge, and there is no room for manoeuvre?

I can't take revenge and I can't do anything. Xu Lang, do you want to see me spend my life feeling guilty?

Alas! Looking at WenReQian in front of me, it is impossible to give up the idea of revenge. Xu Sheng had to sigh, and then said simply, That's it, and I can't think of a better way.

Do you think he will definitely appear then?

I think it will!

Why?

Faith can move mountains.

After saying this, Xu Sheng suddenly felt a lot lost, but he seemed to want to make one last effort: Qianmei, if something happens to you then, how can I live?

No, no, Xu Lang.

I'm just afraid in case.

If I really fail, I will be reborn into an ordinary family in my next life, and then I will repay you.

Don't be silly. Xu Sheng originally wanted her to come to their senses, but I didn't expect her to say something about decapitation, which frightened Xu Sheng. She quickly covered her mouth and kept saying that beauty is the best, and it will never be good, no, no.

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On June 13, at the bottom of Lover Valley, Xu Sheng walked alone and looked up at the surrounding green hills from time to time. The green hills are faint, and the grass is oily. This scene suddenly reminded him of two poems: the green hills are still there, and the sunset glow is a few degrees red!

Three days ago, he had sent a book to Wen Ruoqian by flying pigeon, telling her that everyone was worried because of a big case in Beijing recently. In order to stabilize the people's hearts, the emperor specially advanced the annual Beijing exam to June 18. So 18, his lover fought a decisive battle at the bottom of the valley, and he was afraid that he could not cheer for her. However, in order to appease Wen Ruoqian's heart, Xu Sheng said a few words of encouragement at the end of the letter: Although I can't go to the scene, as long as our hearts are the same, I believe we will all return home in triumph in the end.

Also on the same day, Wen Ruoqian, who was behind closed doors to review her unfeeling swordsmanship, accidentally received a flying pigeon biography that was not needed by the plum blossom swordsman, and the plum blossom swordsman promised her that she would keep the appointment on time 18. This makes Wen Ruoqian both happy and worried.

On June 18, at the bottom of the lover's valley, Wen Ruoqian was dressed in white and held a lover's sword, and went to the appointment on time. Standing in the wind, her long hair fluttered as if Chang 'e were flying. That beautiful woman immediately envied many Wulin colleagues who came to watch the war. Sunset or sunset, scenery or scenery, just a little more dotted with people.

Three quarters after noon, WenReQian is almost in the sun, but there is still no plum blossom swordsman. The crowd of onlookers began to surge and showed signs of leaving. Even Wen Reqian thought she had been stood up, and when she began to plan how to end up in her mind, a man in white came slowly towards Wen Reqian with a sword and a knife. When Wen Ruoqian was ten paces away, the man stopped and said to Wen Ruoqian, "I am a swordsman of clubs. I had a little trouble on the way just now, so I was delayed for a while. I hope my daughter will forgive me! "

Who is your little girl? As soon as Wen Ruoqian heard the introduction, he wanted to draw his sword and shout: Take your life. But before she could draw her sword, she was stopped by the man who raised his hand. The man continued unhurriedly, since your father died by my sword, my daughter naturally refers to you! But don't do it yet. When I finish these words, I will naturally give you a chance to shoot.

Yes, please speak. WenReQian has already posed for a duel.

But the man still talked about Kan Kan: On that day, after your father lost his sword, I didn't want to kill him, but I accidentally dropped my mask at the moment I turned around and let him see my true colors, so I had to kill him. Because the principle cannot be violated, don't you think?

Collective silence, except for an idiot: you are ignoring human life! It's not loud, but because it's too quiet, I still let everyone hear it clearly.

who is it? Who said that? Will you support me? The man suddenly became angry.

It's me. Suddenly a teenager came out of the crowd and said righteously, I said so. What can you do? He said he would draw his sword. At this moment, the man suddenly smiled again, pointed to the boy and said, well done, boy, I admire someone who dares to be like you. After a pause, he continued, just for your words, I promise to show you my face whether I win or lose. She bowed slightly to the boy, then turned to Wen Ruoqian and said, Now, you can draw your sword, my daughter.

Please.

As a senior, I let you draw your sword!

Then I'm welcome. In those days, my father lost to you here with unfeeling swordsmanship. Today, I will use unfeeling swordsmanship to get it back from you one by one for him.

Desperate swordsmanship, the first style: a sword goes through the heart! While speaking, WenReQian sword has been inserted into the man's chest. The man looked down at the hilt, looked up again, and still smiled and said to WenReQian, you won. Then he slowly turned his eyes to the boy just now and said with a smile, I promised you, and now I will show you. After that, he tried to raise his hand to uncover the mask on his face, but his hand was exhausted and could not be lifted.

Let me help you uncover it. WenReQian suddenly flew, single-handedly lifted the man's mask, see. ...

Xu Lang? WenReQian suddenly cry out, thanks to her load, Xu Sheng fell in her arms, how can it be you, Xu Lang?

Because I am a swordsman of clubs. Xu Sheng tried to keep his eyes open. He wanted to take another look at WenReQian.

How is that possible? No,no. You lied to me. WenReQian refused to believe it.

But the plum blossom swordsman doesn't exist at all, so it's called' unwarranted'.

Then why? ...

It was just an April Fool's Day thirteen years ago. I played a prank on the Internet.

Then why don't you come out and explain?

Don't you always say that fame comes from misunderstanding? Before the words were finished, Xu Sheng just ... only a smile still hung on his face.

Xu Lang Xu Lang ... Ah ... WenReQian finally face upwards whistling, look desolate.

? In the wind, she is still fluttering in white, but: her long hair is white and her martial arts are gone.