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Sichuanese?

Legend has it that a long time ago, there was a farmer who was a kind-hearted local, but he was old and had no children. One morning, my husband was working in the field. Women leave home letters and go to temples far away to beg for children. Guanyin bodhisattva loves her sincerity, so she is on her way home. A shallow river appeared, blocking the woman's way home. When that woman is in a hurry. A yellow dog flew across the river, leaving a trail that turned into a bridge. This woman is very happy to walk on the bridge. Because I haven't eaten enough for several days. Physical strength is not only weak because of hunger. I woke up ten minutes ago with a baby boy in my arms. In this way, the woman went home happily with her child in her arms. The husband was happy for a long time. But after a few days, I don't know the time, and I don't know when the child will be born. So the woman said something about the yellow dog crossing the bridge. If the yellow dog crosses the bridge, it becomes a widely circulated "birthday". It also warns the world that more good deeds will be rewarded.