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I want to cry, I want to go crazy, I want to forget.

He has no reason not to love you, but he doesn't love you. No matter how he changes, he still doesn't love you, never.

Second, I still love you, just the lyrics.

Third, familiar numbers also have an empty number one day. No matter how painful the memories are, there will be a forgotten day; No matter how beautiful the dream is, there is also a day to wake up; People who love again have to go away.

4. Dad said fairy tales are all lies. Why do you tell me fairy tales every night? Is TM lying to me?

5. You trust me, and I cherish you.

6. I always want to get into your arms and rub like a puppy, and then you will ask me what's wrong. I see if you don't say anything, just miss you.

Seven, you can't cry when you are bleeding, turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, miss when you are tired, be empty when you are weak, and grow up when you are homesick.

Eight, why do I only feel that I am paying? If I use a magnifying glass, can it reflect on you, even if it doesn't look good, just look at me.

Even animals have something to protect.

Ten, surfing the internet, chatting, online dating, one can not be less.

Everyone cares about whether I fly high or not, and few people care about whether I am tired or not.

Actually, I'm selfish. I will be alone with you first! But you selflessly gave your love to many people.

I'm sorry I can't live in your heart and share your worries.

The real scheming is not to play with you to the end, but to watch you upset and hold your heart and then hit you directly when you are most sad and helpless.

Fifteen, [there is a joke that I still love you]

Sixteen, wake up will be broken for a long time will be tired.

Seventeen, [charming scars remind me not to believe in promises too easily]

Eighteen, I don't know if I'm looking for someone or looking for your shadow again.

Nineteen, if you want to shine again, believe it or not, I will pull you out!

I don't know if I'm looking for someone or your shadow.

This winter didn't surprise me, nor did Valentine's Day.

22.[ I'm not happy because my last name is Hu]

Twenty-three, surfing the internet, chatting, online dating, one can not be less.

If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one person who loves him.

Twenty-five, sober people will not say that they are not drunk, and those who can't forget will insist that they have forgotten it long ago. People's most natural state does not need words, and repeated emphasis only represents guilty conscience.

26. You really don't care about me that much.

27. Who used this trick when hiding: I saw you, don't hide.

Twenty-eight, I want to spend the Lantern Festival with my homework master. I wish all lovers will be well.

Twenty-nine, knowing that your signature was not addressed to me, I deceived myself.

Come on, China, for the Winter Olympics.

No matter how strong I am, you will always be my weakness. . .

Even animals have something to protect.

I'm sure you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend that you've never been here.

Thirty-four, I only have one heart. Look at the injury. .........

Girl, don't fantasize about what he will surprise you on Valentine's Day. He doesn't love you at all.

Thirty-six, [some friends are friends, don't be wishful thinking to become old friends in the end]

Thirty-seven, the goddess lover bought me something to eat. That scene is the most beautiful @

I tried to escape and relieve the pain. Not long ago, I boldly accepted that I was black and blue]

39. 【 I tried to bury my emotions in my heart and not let anyone see my vulnerability 】

Forty, love looks at the future, trust, tacit understanding, and the sense of security and belonging of two people together @

The happiest thing about going to school is that the head teacher is away.

Forty-two, [there is a joke that I still love you]

43. You know me, so why should I pretend?

Forty-four, I obviously like you, but I have to pretend to joke with you and others.

45. Have you ever loved dogs? The talking kind,

First, if you persist for a long time, you will cry loudly.

Forty-six, in fact, I have never had a girlfriend. I think my girlfriend only treats me as an ordinary friend.

What scares me is that you are not with me. ]

Forty-eight, the dream will be broken when you wake up, and you will be tired after a long time.

49. 【 Shh, don't talk. I can still feel like a person if you don't talk]

Fifty, don't be ridiculous. Have you seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower? So you have no breasts in your bra and no money in your wallet.

I am not a superman, but I want to do my best to protect the people I love.

52. 【 Deception is more deadly than poison, choking nose is more deadly than falling into the sea, and collapse is more deadly than falling off a cliff 】

53. I also want a black knight who can't fight, scold or drive like Cui Yingdao.

You won't know what you really don't like until you have many scars on your face.

55. I envy Yang Mi, not because she has Hawick Lau, but because there are no bridesmaids at the wedding, only Tang Yan.

56. Happy Valentine's Day to lovers.

57. You must admit that children who watch TV dramas and see tears are kind children. ]

Fifty-eight, want to cry and forget.

Fifty-nine years old, I still miss her when I clearly broke up.

I always think that girls are sexier in canvas shoes than in high heels.

Sixty-one, I only have one heart. Look at the injury. .........

Q: How do you spend Valentine's Day? A: I sleep with myself.

Worrying about the person I love is also a kind of happiness.

Teacher, do you know how long I have been doing my homework? Hmm? Xuanmai is very boring. ....

Sixty-five, he has no reason not to love you, that is, he doesn't love you, no matter how much he changes for him, he still doesn't love you, never.

Sixty-six, always thinking about him and torturing yourself, right?

Want to cry, want to be crazy, want to forget the sadness of hating someone so much, and talk about mood phrases.

I found that I can only love one person at a time. And gradually become selfish.

Don't envy him long, but if you envy him long, you will always be short. Don't protect yourself from being short. Protect yourself from being short and you will never grow up.

Don't think that there is something better behind, because what you have now is the best; Don't give up because the distance is too far. Love can take the train with you.

You don't have to learn to be sad when you are young. Things that come and go don't last long. I promised you, maybe it shouldn't be a lack of days, remember, the ice blue that didn't sleep that night was like romance swallowed by purple jasmine, but it's a long way, and people haven't returned yet, but where do you stop if you get lost?

Who will be the most unforgettable person in the next life? Who is telling one legend after another with sad fingers?

Besides you, who else is willing to stay with me for a lifetime?

Your name is the only word in my love quotations, and you are my only flight in the ocean of love! Let you and I take this flight together and have a romantic and happy Valentine's Day!

Remember, not everyone is sincere. So, don't believe it so easily.

After class, the teacher said, what else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

People who are afraid of losing are more likely to lose.

Because I love someone and know that I will lose my freedom, I am willing to make a promise.

One year's classmates, * * * bathed in sunshine; How many chapters of friendship have you written in a thousand days? May the lost years become beautiful memories. Always stay in my heart.

I will be disappointed because I have expectations.

Can you happily refuse me and let me give up?

We don't know how many years are left in the future. Maybe I died before you. In the coming years, I hope you can see my respect and loyalty to us. In the days to come, I only dare to betray that pure friendship or the love I missed n years ago. I will keep it well until you come back to see me.

If someone uses your name as his password, please cherish him, ok?

I still love you, how can I adapt? There is only a friend relationship between two people.

You won't understand until you know the ending. You are my support.

How much I like you is a secret you will never know.

Rich people treat your good friends mostly after your family's money. A sincere friend will be selfless, but he will not show it.

We can only be friends, no matter how hard I try, I still can't change this reality ~

Some people forget what they should forget. People don't care, why flatter themselves.

A promise that cannot be kept is called a lie. Don't promise too much if you can't give it. Hurt people and hurt themselves.

After breaking up, we can't be friends because we hurt each other. We can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers.

Just because I think, when I look back on you, I miss your dynasty and dusk.

It's hard to like someone if you stay alone for a long time.

Interestingly, when I gave you my heart, you threw it away because it was dirty.

I know your tears are just a kind of helplessness, so why draw a fake picture in the future?

Now I only have a blank.

Although we have broken up, I still feel a space in my heart.

If you want to make your mother cry, say it.

1, after the baptism of wind and rain, I hope you will always be as strong as ever. I turn my thoughts into blessings and spend 365 days with you.

Mom, you gave me life, and I became your eternal concern. I wish your mother peace and happiness every day when I can't accompany you.

My father is so stingy when I do a good deed and wait for praise. His seemingly casual eyes always pull my eyes higher and farther.

Concession is a sign of modesty, but it always reveals beauty. The same is true of fatherly love. I hate that I didn't know my father too early and let myself always misunderstand my father. But that incident really made me understand my father and his love.

5. Fatherly love is actually very simple. It is like white wine, spicy and warm, intoxicating; It is like coffee, bitter and mellow, easy to cheer people up; It is like tea, plain and kind, which makes people naturally fresh; Just like a bonfire, it is warm but daunting, and it is easy to get excited.

My father's eyes are so deep. They always push me, but they put up two fences around me to correct my direction. When I did something wrong, my father's eyes collided with the silent thunderbolt, which shocked my heart.

7. Solve the basic problems of parents' food, clothing, housing and transportation. If possible, give parents enough pocket money and help them choose one or two new clothes by hand every year so that they can dress comfortably and decently.

8. Fatherly love is solid, like a mountain. You can get close to it and feel its breadth and thickness. Father's love is warm, like a fireplace, and you can feel its heat and warmth beside it.

9. Father's love is a thorn in the flower branch, and children are attractive roses. With the protection of thorns and the pain and love of thorns, children can be more brilliant and fragrant.

10, she gave us life, she gave us everything in life, and she always cared for us when we needed it. We should be grateful to our mother, for giving us a colorful life and for everything she gave us. ...

1 1. Happy holidays, Dad! Your hair is white to us, too. May you always be healthy.

12 I found that my state of mind may be really bad ... I can encourage others to be articulate, or I can be very sunny and cheerful. When it's my turn, I can't help it ... My brain is going to explode, and I feel uncomfortable and want to cry. I really want to cheer for QAQ ... and let this Zhou Du go ... next week.

13, without sunshine, there would be no warmth of days; Without rain and dew, there is no harvest; Without water, there is no life; Without parents, there would be no ourselves. Accept a drop of water when necessary, and I will repay your kindness with spring water. It is our duty to take care of our parents.

14, a jasmine flower may not have a refreshing fragrance, but it will always make you feel fresh and elegant. Fatherly love is like this, just like jasmine. No matter where you are, your father's loving eyes will accompany you all your life.

15. Gratitude is a little reward for parents. We should get bigger "gifts" to thank our parents. Parents sow the seeds of love for us, and we reap the fruits of happiness for our parents.

16, Mom: Being in a foreign land, I can't personally send you a bunch of carnations, but I would like to take this short message to wish you health, happiness and endless happiness.

17, important festivals are around them, and important decisions should be let them know.

18, the sweetest word a person's lips can utter is mom, and the best calls are "dad" and "mom".

19. Fulfill the unfinished dream of my parents when they were young, even the idea of flying, seeing the sea and climbing the Great Wall.

20. Mother's hands are warm and gentle, her eyes are bright and gentle, her smile is kind and brilliant, her words are considerate and caring, and her love is great and broad. Mom, the child will always love you!

2 1, white hair on the head, wrinkles all over the forehead, kindness all over the face, and concern all over the heart. Mother's Day is coming, please accept my son's blessing and wish my mother happiness. Please accept my son's greetings. I love you.

22, missed, never come back, but my heart is so uncomfortable. No matter how comforting you are, you still have the urge to cry.

23. Learn to be grateful and honor your parents. Another way to express it is to honor your parents with what you have done. First, you should at least learn to be filial to your parents. Even if you can't give some money to honor your parents, you should honor your parents emotionally and spiritually.

24. My mother called me and said that my neck was uncomfortable. My mother asked me to go home, so I cried and wanted to cry all the time. Who cares about me outside? I really don't want to play at this time and want to go back to my family.

25. I really can't sleep at this point recently. I feel uncomfortable for no reason. I want to cry, but I can't cry I always think about what others have said and done to me, good and bad, just like showing a movie. It seems to be back to the time just after the college entrance examination. I couldn't sleep all night, and I don't know where I got so much compulsion. I hate myself.

26. Wind is the call of love, and rain is the blending of feelings. The people who love you the most and care about you the most are always your parents.

27. Parents' aging faces record the long and hard years we have gone through. Maybe we still have a long way to go, maybe full of twists and turns. But there will always be someone to guide us and help us, and that is mom and dad.

28. Thanks to parents, water can't be flooded and fire can't be put out.

29. This short message adopts the aura of the essence of the sun and the moon, which brings together the blessings of the four seas, the longevity of the five mountains and the blessings of Guanyin. The mother who received this message on Thanksgiving Day will be happy for life!

30. The love of parents is the greatest love between heaven and earth. Since we were born into this world, our parents began to love us forever.

A tearless sentence

1. Love is a war without smoke.

There is love only when you are sad, and only when you are lonely.

No matter how ridiculous you are in this life, I will become what you want in the next life. Let you fulfill the oath you made to me in this life. Standing in the cold street waiting for you to hold my hand. I will never let you go again. I will give you freedom in this life, and remember to give me happiness in the afterlife.

The happiness I used to have, in retrospect, makes me miserable.

5. The promise that was once vowed has now turned into a sadness that is not worth mentioning.

6. When eating a dish, I remember someone saying, I want to learn for you and do it for you all my life.

7. It hurts to wear high heels, and one person takes off his shoes holding a tree in the street.

Looking at the fleeting time in your eyes, I believe that you really loved me, just as I really lived and died for you.

9. Call an old friend, and the old friend says, I'm busy. I'll talk later.

10. In the air-conditioned room on a hot day, I remember a person who once sweated for you and just smiled at you.

1 1. The movie is over and the person you are waiting for hasn't come yet.

12. Something is broken. You can't fix it yourself, and no one will help you fix it.

13. In winter, in the cold wind, wrap your coat tightly.

14. Smile at a friend who comes by, but the friend doesn't see it.

15. It's embarrassing to meet a boy who likes you, but you know you can never like him.

16. The trees on both sides of the road have new green leaves, which are jubilant and lively, but the excitement is theirs, and you have nothing.

17. Take courage and send a wrong message to the person you want to contact. Woke up the next day, still no news of him.

18. I saw something beautiful when I was shopping, and I wanted to buy it for him, but I couldn't buy it for him anymore.

19. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I dare not be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and I let you go.

20. Loneliness is like this, knowing yourself in cold and warm. Be kind to yourself, life is only 1 time!

2 1. I carefully arranged a long date, but when I approached each other, I replied that I didn't have time.

22. See couples wearing matching clothes crossing the road hand in hand.

23. See a person who is very similar to you and is experiencing the same story as you once did.

24. Without you, coffee with sugar is bitter. Accompanied by those sad words, I searched for the past in a panic and searched desperately, so I have been tossing and turning in your world, addicted to it, but tireless.

25. Pick up the phone, press the number, and then dare not dial the green button.

26. Naihe Qiaodong, how many people have been broken by that bowl of Mengpo soup?

27. Don't tell others when you are sad, because others don't care.

28. When you tell jokes, people around you don't laugh, but you remember someone telling you that I think the way you tell jokes is funny.

29. You left with all my love, just a farewell. I hold back my tears and look at your back. I really want to hug you for the last time!

30. Holding hands is a very sad process, because after holding hands, you let go.

3 1. Curl up in the quilt and sleep. Sad sentence

32. Love after lack of oxygen, unintentional tears are unnecessary.

33. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

34. If the memory doesn't speak, will the fleeting time blossom?

35. If the whole world was happy, there wouldn't be a word to break up.

Time flies. Once, I met you in the world of mortals, but I couldn't smile warmly in your eyes, and you will always be the tenderness I can't touch.

37. Time has washed away the trace of your smile, but it can't erase my memory of you.

38. Time is divided into diagonal corners, which breaks our dependence.

39. Time has slowly destroyed my feelings for you, although it is a bit perfect.

40. The furthest distance in the world is the track of my tears falling after you turn around.

4 1. I can't get a good night message before going to bed.

42. Heartbreaking retention is just a sign of unwillingness.

43. If the sky is affectionate, the sky is not old and love remains unchanged.

44. The future is like a fog. Everything is gloomy, I dare not expect it, but I am still confused.

As usual, we are heading for the depths of life. As usual, we are gradually giving up and becoming firm.

I am a fish lying on the shore! Doomed to death, but also doomed to hesitation, maybe one day I met the rain. But I may have crossed the Naihe Bridge by then. I'd rather suffer than drink Meng Po Tang to make me forget your appearance!

47. You can't understand the whole life, you can't understand the world of mortals, and you spend the rest of your life in pain. Time belongs to time, but time can't stand the ups and downs of feelings. A cup of hot tea, full of vicissitudes, is turbid with many people and things, and it is only after the experience that it has become an indelible feeling.

48. When washing clothes, think of him hanging clothes for you.

49. I like to listen to sad music and read sad words repeatedly in a quiet afternoon or a quiet night. I quietly give my heart to the sadness of this field, indulge in it, think about it, and experience another real beauty in it.

50. I like this sadness. I like walking in the bleak autumn leaves. With the last sadness of the leaves, blowing in the wind, my mood is also wandering in sadness, and my heart smoke is floating in the wind with that sadness.

5 1. I think of my young friends, but I don't contact them now.

52. I wanted to call my parents to be spoiled, but I swallowed back because I didn't want them to worry.

53. If there are no traces of dreams and no tears, unforgettable memories of the past can be understated. There is only one kind of injury that bothers me.

54. My heart is full of tears in my memory, recalling how we were touched by Cupid's arm, hurt by Cupid's indifferent eyes and wandering alone in the emotional wasteland with our bags.

55. The stars move and things change, but why does fate always cycle in a similar trajectory? We began to feel powerless: is it impossible to get out of this confused swamp? Then let it sink.

56. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just meeting you in my most beautiful years.

57. Someone told you that you really look like a little princess, and remembered that someone once really held you like a princess.

Some people say that time is a good medicine for forgetting, but when I drank this medicine, I found that I was sad for no reason. The lonely cicada who can't sleep at night groans feebly, stinging everyone's heart.

59. Some love is doomed to be silent for a lifetime, and some love is doomed to be missed.

60. There is ambiguity with loneliness, but there is no happiness.

6 1. No one shared anything happy.

62. In a noisy place, only you sit quietly and don't want to listen to others.

63. In the purest and most beautiful years, you only left me memories.

64. Stand in your corner and pretend to be a passerby.

65. This scene ended in prosperity, but it didn't pour the whole country, but all my money.

66. In this life, I can only be your passer-by, occasionally reminding you and forgetting, thus repeating the plot of our life. In the end, everyone dispersed, leaving only the past that was blown down by the wind and the past that could not be forgotten.

67. I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is no you here.

68. The coldest place is not the South Pole, but the place without you.

69. The most beautiful scenery can only be seen once, once is a lifetime.

70. Dream of a person, but wake up alone.