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How tolerant are men to women?

1, in this world, there are no perfect two people, only two people who give in to each other. I am willing to be a better person for each other in the long years to come. There is no match made in heaven in this world. We should try our best to make ourselves more and more suitable for each other.

2. Reply if you like. Don't procrastinate if you don't like it, don't delay others, and don't torture yourself. Just be reserved and moderate, and don't let it go for too long. No matter how hot your heart is, it will gradually get cold. No one has the obligation to be kind to you all the time and cherish it. In fact, feelings are most afraid of procrastination.

If a person is unavailable, it is because he doesn't want to be available. If a person can't leave, it's because he doesn't want to leave. If a person has too many excuses for you, it is because he doesn't want to care.

If you can't be together, don't give each other any hopes and hints. This is the greatest responsibility; Separated, not to disturb each other's safe life, this is the last gentleness.

6. If the feelings are weak, we will cultivate them again. If there is nothing to say, let's find another topic. If we are tired, we will get to know each other again. If we are tired, we will give each other space. It's not easy to meet you, and I don't want to put it off again.

7, choose a man, choose an open atmosphere. Haggle over every ounce, those petty and jealous will make life more and more uncomfortable. Men with great atmosphere will be happy when they get along. Choose a woman, choose a kind one. Caring and tossing is a woman's nature, but if there is no kindness in a person's nature, problems will arise sooner or later. Therefore, the secret of living a good life is that men should be broad-minded and women should be kind.

8. Really good love is "effortless". There is no need to please and work hard, and they are naturally comfortable. If a relationship, a person, you have to spend a lot of energy to please, which is doomed to not accompany you to the final fate. The person who loves you the most will not give up your hard work.

9. The best state of feelings is not tit for tat, but that two people like the right gear. You are angry with me, you go in and I go out.

10, the sense of security that a man wants is that the whole world leaves him, but there is always a woman who never leaves; The sense of security that a woman wants is that even if the whole world loves him, he only loves her. The woman a man wants is his retreat; The man a woman wants is her only home. Not deliberately, love to a certain day, the man's heart is settled, and the woman's heart is at ease.

Talk about women's feelings

1, the original ending has long been doomed, and it is futile to struggle again.

Some people we know are in love, but they have to give up because we know there is no ending.

3. The heart has been torn, leaving only sadness.

I hope you are happy, because that is my greatest wish. I am afraid that you will be happy, because then you will forget me.

We must take the tragic and stupid deeds of the past as raw materials in order to move forward better, so we must face up to the naked past.

6. Life is like a cup of coffee without sugar. It tastes bitter, but it lasts for a long time.

7. Life is a journey, and you don't care about the destination. What you care about is the scenery along the way and the mood of watching the scenery.

8, life is not easy, live happily, and cherish!

However, one day, I found myself covered with scars.

10, your love is so precious, but you don't love so worthless.

1 1, such a gorgeous appearance is just a cover-up for your hypocrisy.

12, whenever I feel sad and want to cry. When you are alone.

13, no one will accompany you all your life, so you have to adapt to loneliness, no one will help you all your life, so you have to struggle all your life.

14, I gradually found that the women around me are getting more and more powerful. They drive, earn money, take their children out of the city alone, do housework, prepare a table of meals, educate their children, honor their parents, take care of themselves when they encounter difficulties, and become a good player at home and abroad. Even during the physiological period or when you are sick, everything remains the same, from soft women to women one by one.

15, don't forget the things you once owned, cherish the hard-won things, don't give up the things that belong to you, and keep the lost things as memories.

16, it's not that I don't believe you, but that I think too much about you inexplicably.

No matter what age, we always have an ideal about love. I want to be with him in the future, do what I like sweetly, go to the blue sea and blue sky together, watch the sunrise and sunset together, and it is best to kill my life. These are the best dreams of youth.

18, love a person is like that, love to the bone, that is, that person does not belong to himself, or wait for that feeling, not blasphemy, but cherish it more. To love someone is to love this person, not what he adds. Don't let love fall into the routine, it will be meaningless.

19, love is like a flower, if it doesn't open, it will be pregnant, if it opens, it will be beautiful, and if it opens, it will be perfect; Love is like wine. Not drinking is longing, drinking is mellow, and drinking is aftertaste.

20, love is not complicated, just three words come and go.

Sentences that touch women's hearts _ Love Words

I won't allow it? Is the happiest, because have. I am already the happiest person in the world, so? Only second place!

Second, I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. Being a woman needs to be open-minded and broad-minded in order to be happy and obedient!

Third, your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever! ! ! ! !

When the first ray of sunshine in the morning illuminates the earth, I breathe fresh air and the breeze blows on my face. It's so pleasant that I can't help praying: May you be happy today!

5. Who can I play with without you?

6. Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

Seven, what you see is the truest me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings.

Eight, this life forever love? * 100

I want to be with you all day. As long as you are around, I feel happy. No matter what difficulties I encounter, the sky will always be clear with you.

I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!

I swear, I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

Twelve, the mood of missing you really can't be replaced by one word. ....

Thirteen, happiness! Only when you are with me.

14. You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.

I have surrendered unconditionally for you, so you can sign a love contract.

16. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am the only lonely figure.

Seventeen, my cat is very fur. Can you help me take care of it?

I won't allow you to be lonely. My love and thoughts will always be with you. With them, you won't feel lonely!

Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life. The man said affectionately.

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

Twenty-two, people will always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

Twenty-three, my Valentine's Day has no lover, only my wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, my heart is only her! Really love you!

Add your heart to mine, even if it hurts, I will have a taste.

Twenty-five, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

Twenty-six, the feeling of missing you is really not a word to replace.

Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

Twenty-eight, without your love ... living goals will be difficult to recover.

I won't allow you to drink. It's not that you don't want to drink. You can drink less. Too much will hurt your health!

Thirty, so I am silly to accompany you.

Thirty-one, I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to laugh like a warm sun in early spring.

My love for you will not change until the end of the world.

Thirty-three, I'm not high-profile, I just suddenly realized that my heart will beat when I look at you; You are so important to me, just like three meals and oxygen; Honey, don't run, I'll take care of you and make you happy!

I only want to give you a little encouragement in your ideals and hopes, and give you a little strength and hope when you are frustrated and tired in life. Anyway, please don't forget that you still have me as your confidant.

35. I love you with my old sadness and my childhood loyalty.

If life is short, live it! If you are lonely, then fall in love! If you cheat your lover, turn yourself in! If you offend your lover, go to coax it! If you receive the message, please smile!

Thirty-seven, I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life!

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

However, it is too fragile to withstand the wind and rain. Only stronger will it be as precious as a diamond.

Forty years old, you want to lead? Hands. See? My eyes ... barefoot ... walking by the sea ... only? .. because? ..

Forty-one, you have a stomachache. I wonder if you have taken any medicine.

Forty-two, I don't know why there are so many concerns, afraid of your loneliness, afraid of your loneliness.

Forty-three, two circles are tangent, and only the tangent point coincides; The coincidence of two circles is a combination. The former keeps his personality in obscurity, while the latter has only a harmonious heart.

Forty-four, I really don't know how to say it. I have never had good luck or bad pain again. I owe it all to you.

Forty-five, my love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

Forty-six, the rhyme of spring lies in the birds and flowers; The rhythm of summer lies in its lush branches and leaves; The charm of autumn lies in the golden breeze, the sky is high and the clouds are light; The charm of winter lies in the fact that frost and snow in Mei Ao are not afraid of cold; The charm of love lies in your company in this life.

I miss you every day.

48. I won't allow it? Go to bed later than me, I belong to the owl, but I don't want to have panda eye GF the next day!

49. Some people are lovers, others are friends, but I am your truest woman. I do everything for you, and I am willing to give up everything for you.

I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!

51. I can't write love letters, I can only write from the heart.

52. I don't allow you to be elegant and don't care about the temperature. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter how you dress up, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

Meeting you is lucky, falling in love with you is sweet, and marrying you is happiness.

I won't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

Fifty-five, in every night with you, I am no longer too lonely.

A woman's soft-hearted words

1, character determines fate. A woman's personality also determines the fate of marriage.

2, women are always defeated by "too confident"-always feel that they are the heroine of this world!

3. A woman's youth needs to be cared for. Only with serious attention and care will it slow down. If you ignore it, it will slip away quietly.

4. Men conquer the world and women manage men. There must be a steady woman behind a successful man. Women are men's spiritual harbor.

No woman is born a strong woman, most strong women are forced out. Because the other party is not strong enough, you are required to carry all the burdens!

6, a woman's experience can be vicissitudes, but a woman's mentality must not be vicissitudes.

7. Men should have men's drinking capacity, men should have women's advance payment, and men should have their own qualities.

8. Women are eager to dominate their own lives. Women are more eager to dominate the lives of rich men.

9. Women value men's tomorrow, and men value women's today.

10, the standard of "good man" is relatively simple, and successful career often does not worry about family happiness. A "good woman" is the choice of a happy family, a small career, gentleness and skill, decent beauty, access to the hall kitchen, well-behaved children and so on. Therefore, every wonderful woman lives a hard life.

1 1. Women who spend men's money have charm, and women who don't spend men's money have courage.

12, men like to tell white lies, and women like to be coaxed by men, but as long as she finds out that men lie and don't tell her to date other women, she won't listen to any more hype.

13. Men are in charge of the world and women are in charge of men. It takes wisdom to govern the world, and men can't govern by playing tricks.

14, a woman's marriage is a psychological dark war, a process of constantly defeating herself and a process of constantly compromising herself.

15, independence is not a woman declaring war on a man, but self-respect.

16. Women are harbors and men are boats. No matter how beautiful the harbor is, if it can't bring peace to mankind, ships dare not approach it. If there are reefs and waves in the harbor, the ship had better drift in the sea.

17, there is a thing that women have and men don't. This thing is called intuition. There is one thing that men have and women don't. This kind of thing is called rationality.

18, between men, the comparison is "net worth". Between women, the comparison is "is it worth it?"

19, most women, at some stage of their lives, will live extremely fiercely and vigorously, which seems particularly wonderful. Such a woman is always much smarter, but her wisdom is lost. In fact, it is more difficult to be a smart stupid woman. Such a woman knows how to advance and retreat. They are moderately independent, hidden rationality, implicit intelligence and gentle talent. They never show off, let alone be aggressive.

20. Women like the pockets of the rich and the waists of the poor-the former is bulging and the latter is curved.

2 1, women are too narrow-minded, and those who are too narrow-minded live a life of trouble and loss forever.

22. Any woman is more mysterious, smarter, more vivid and fresher than a man, because a woman has a small mind, but she always knows what she needs. Even if you ask a woman what she will do in her next life, she will never choose to be a man.

23. A woman's strength is gentleness, and rudeness can only make a man bear a heavy burden.

24. There are many ways to please men, but usually women are only good at one: humiliating themselves in exchange for love.

25. If a woman wants to conquer a man with a sexy figure, she must first have the courage to bear the blame!

26. Women always turn big things into small things, while men always turn small things into big things.

27. Behind a happy woman, there is a kind-hearted, intelligent and considerate husband. This is beyond a woman's training. Such a man knows how to appreciate a woman's advantages and tolerate her shortcomings. Even, like a wonderful pen that turns the stone into gold, they discovered the potential and talent that women themselves didn't realize. Marriage is understanding, cherishing and fulfilling.

28. Only by being a strong woman can we have a strong destiny!

29. A woman's loneliness is like a locust tree in a deep alley. When the wind blows, it falls apart.

30. Happiness always belongs to a woman who asks for it.

3 1, a successful man needs a relatively excellent woman. And this Excellence has nothing to do with her appearance, but is connected with her connotation.

32. Is the goddess easy to do? Reading poetry books is no less than keeping in shape, and planning life is no less than dressing up. This way, she can be stuffed into size zero clothes, and even the children she gives birth to should be beautiful and educated. Every goddess lives a hard life.

33. A man who wants to cheat a woman is finally cheated, and a woman who wants to control a man is finally remarried! There are no fools in this world, but you think others are fools.

34. In life, women who can turn their wishes into reality are really rare.

35. There are two kinds of women, prude and hypocrisy, prude is annoying and hypocrisy is lovable.

36. Woman, you are always so afraid to leave, but you always pretend to be strong; Woman, you are always so afraid of the night, but you always hide secretly; Woman, you are always so afraid of a person, but you are always alone; Woman, you are always so easy to pay, knowing that it is pain, but still so persistent; Woman, you are always so fragile, knowing that you are cheating, but you still cheat yourself; Woman, why are you always so stupid? It makes people feel distressed.

37. A man pretends to be strong, but he is afraid that a woman will find him weak. A woman pretends to be happy, but in fact she is afraid that a man will find her sad.

38. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.

39. A woman can be her own princess, but don't expect to be a princess all over the world.

40. Women are cute because they have shortcomings. 100% The perfect woman is unattractive because she is too far away from life.

4 1. Try gold with fire, women with gold and men with women.

42. Women always regard men's "money contribution" as "love contribution"!

43. Learn to praise the beauty of women. If she is not beautiful, praise her temperament. If she is neither beautiful nor elegant, praise her kindness.

44. Tears are smiles on women's faces, and smiles are tears in men's hearts.

45. I am a woman. I will know more about women's shortcomings than others, but I know more about women's pain.

46. Which man doesn't want to shine in front of the woman he loves? What woman doesn't want to instruct the man who loves her to stand up for herself?

When we were girls, we didn't realize the ruthlessness of time. As time goes on, girls gradually grow into women. Busy work, family responsibilities, and women's roles are becoming more and more complicated. We are no longer the carefree girl we were. The sense of responsibility for family and society makes us gradually ignore our love. Until one day, looking at the familiar face in the mirror, I could only sigh helplessly.

48. Your prosthetic eye should penetrate the evil heart, but it can't see through a woman's mind! I fell in love with you the first time I saw you.

49. A man's youth is superficial, and a woman's youth is a sign of value.

50. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!

5 1. Most women who marry for the sake of marriage will become dissatisfied women in marriage!

52. In the eyes of women, the charm of men is always linked to assets.

53, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

It's hard for a big man to work alone. It is a kind of nature to have a good woman. A great man is a big tree, standing tall and straight on his own. When the tree falls, who will shelter the woman from the wind and rain?

55. Women's tears are used as weapons, and when they are not used, they will only make people more annoying.

56. What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings. Feelings precipitate with time and disappear with time. In the final analysis, they are different species, so-who can understand who loves and who can understand who leaves.

57. Women are lovely because they have shortcomings. Smart women always expose their shortcomings in front of men.

58. To make a woman have a good temper, a man must have good capital.

59, men and women, once slept, will have requirements for each other; There are demands, complaints, complaints and pains; Where there is pain, there is resentment.

60. Being a man is a physical activity, while being a woman is a mental activity.

6 1, a man's money is an aphrodisiac for a woman.

62. Women's tears are useless liquids, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.

63, women, either don't make yourself a perfectionist, or don't get married, or.

64. As a woman grows older, she naturally reveals her sexiness, but at a certain stage, she can no longer pretend to be cute.

65. Women are too self-sacrificing. This is not courage, but cowardice, which is the inertia of self-sacrifice cultivated in a state of long-term helpless sacrifice.

66. Men have power when they think of women, and women become beautiful when they think of men.

67. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.

68. A woman's selfishness is also a kind of self-love.

69. It is unusual for a woman to be praised as beautiful, and it is an honor for a woman to be praised as sexy. Beauty is never an opponent of sexy women.

70. Women are most afraid of the mentality of "marrying down", otherwise they will live uncomfortable all their lives: men will think this woman is too arrogant, and women will think this man is too fall in price!

7 1, smart men treat women as prey, and stupid men treat women as pets. Smart men say to keep half, smart women turn a blind eye.

72. A woman must be a goddess to be cared for as a baby by a man. Of course, the premise is that you are either rich, beautiful or lucky.

73. A woman who is too clever lacks great wisdom.

74. In terms of potential and explosiveness, men are just men, but women are not. Every woman is like a nuclear bomb. If you don't play your potential, you will scare the eyes of people all over the world.

75. A woman who makes a man tired must be beautiful, and a man who makes a woman tired must be rich.

76. Women in China don't marry the men they like, but only the men they like.

77. A woman is like a book. Most men just want to flip it, not buy it.

78. As long as tea is hot, it won't taste too bad, and as long as women are young, it won't look too ugly.

79. It is always a man's soft heart that gives a woman the courage to persist.

80. Women can do it without spending men's money, but women who don't spend men's money also hope that this man can have inexhaustible money in his pocket.