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The teacher's last speech

1. From today on, I will be a happy person, preview, review and do after-school exercises. I have a dream that I will face the final term and pass all my subjects.

I never liked anyone at school, so I really have no motivation to go to school.

The feeling of the final exam is a wave of zombies coming. I didn't even plant sunflowers.

The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I am still doing the first question during the exam and others have already done the second question.

5. I leave a bangs at school to find my parents. Is it because of my hairstyle that my grades can't go up?

6. I've been chasing you for more than ten years, and I just want you to love me once in the final exam.

7. I hope to get a master's degree, don't be afraid of the exam!

8. The difference between gifted students and poor students lies in whether to press the phone or watch it desperately during the exam.

9. The purpose of this final exam is four words: Focus on participation!

10. Some people test strength, others test eyesight, and I test imagination.

1 1. The exam results can widen our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

12. If I pass the exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.

13. If you study, you will study. Why are you still taking exams? How can there be no trust between people?

14. The exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter for seven aunts and a group of people next door, such as Lao Wang.