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I'm having an intravenous drip. What are the sentences?

The words said in the drip:

1. I have a stuffy nose today, and I can't tell whether it's a cold or rhinitis. Anyway, I have to take medicine and sleep when I go home.

You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.

3. When I went to the hospital for an injection, the nurse asked me if I was afraid of pain. I bravely said: not afraid! Then she found me an intern nurse.

A cold and fever is a painful day for me.

5. Continue infusion, which hurts a little. I am alone, and my husband is at work, so lonely.

6. A person is hospitalized, goes to work during the day, gets an injection at night, and then drinks some milk tea for himself. How desolate is this? I feel that I am very good at it. I made it myself. I am single and have no boyfriend. I deserve to be hospitalized alone. I'm miserable!