How to express your birthday humorously?

1, age is something that God gave me for nothing, and I am one year older.

2. Glory has taken another step towards older women.

Please don't tell me that I am one year older. Please tell me that I am as beautiful as yesterday.

Don't be a child when you need to grow up.

It's another birthday, and I'm one year older. I still thank my friends for their blessings. I'm 18. I have no doubt. Wow, ha ha ha.

6. I also want to be young forever. Is it really good to have a friend born on the same day of the same year? This day every year will always remind you that you are one year older! One year older, his face is not wrinkled, and his heart is always eighteen!

I was reminded that today is my birthday. I just slapped myself when I went up. I can't know my own birthday.

I'm going to hold a luxurious gilded party to celebrate my birthday tonight. Where is better? Waiting online.

9. Happy birthday to 20 million people all over the world, including me!

10, today is my birthday, and I will send a big red envelope to all the concubines who celebrate their birthdays in the future. You are lucky to have you in the harem.

1 1. Last year, my birthday wish was to have a beautiful wife this birthday, earn millions, buy a house and a car. Think about the deadline tomorrow, and last year's wishes have basically come true. The only regret is that I haven't got rid of the habit of bragging.