Humor in the countryside

1. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer!

2. Sometimes, I want to "eat my fill" in my dreams.

3. You should learn from others that Tencent calls me dear every time it goes online ...

4. In the countryside, chickens crow in the morning, while in the city, people crow at night.

5. Students were holding LV bags, and as a result, a child from the countryside spelled "donkey"

6. We are cucurbits in the countryside, and you are Altman in the city.

7. I don't believe that the gourd doll in my rural area can't compete with the starting station of Altman Line 8 and Line 9 in your city. A rural woman with a child in her arms squeezed into the carriage, and her old man shouted outside, Come down, hold a child, will people give you a seat? Don't let the people feel uncomfortable, who will take a seat in this morning? Let's wait one more time! Then she obediently carried the child down. Then we didn't get on the bus and the people who continued to queue silently stepped back, leaving the position of the first row to the family of three.

9. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone. All of them will be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

1. My girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing. I took my girlfriend back to my hometown in the countryside for the first time and said, Mom, Zhu Jing is here when I entered the door. When mom heard this, she said: The pig came in and just drove it out!