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Funny mood phrases about Dongfang Bubai

Funny mood phrases about Dongfang Bubai

1. Dongfang Bubai - speaks for true love.

2. You can’t afford to offend Dongfang’s undefeated love.

3. Dongfang Bubai is infatuated, Linghu Chong is infatuated, and Ren Yingying is infatuated.

4. In the end, we all lost to the word "love". Even if the East is undefeated.

5. Dongfang Bubai said: "Linghu Chong, the heart of the woman you love belongs to me."

6. If you love me like Dongfang Bubai does, I will never betray you like Linghu Chong did.

7. There is a kind of love called Dongfang Bubai. I love you as passionately as Dongfang Bubai, and you betray me as ruthlessly as Linghu Chong.

8. There is a kind of guardian named Yilin, a kind of mistress named Ren Yingying, a kind of passionate love called Linghu Chong, and a kind of love called Dongfang Bubai!

9. I hope that in this love, the East will be undefeated

10. The East will be undefeated, really undefeated. However, she lost to love.

11. Ren Yingying is the legendary failure of the West. She will never be able to defeat the Invincible of the East.

12. Linghu Chong will never understand Dongfang Bubai’s love.

13. There is a kind of painstaking and unforgettable love called Dongfang Bubai, and you Ren Yingying is just a mistress

14. To Dongfang Bubai, ignorance is Linghu Chong, and deep-seated love is Linghu Chong. Life is Linghu Chong, to Linghu Chong, ignorance is the junior sister, deep bones is Dongfang Bubai, life is Ren Yingying

15. When you meet her, you call her girl, when you get to know her, you call her Brother Dong. He calls her Dongfang Girl when she is there, and calls her Dongfang Bubai when he kills her.

16. Linghu Chong If you can't promise to be undefeated in the East, how can you talk about being proud of the world?

17.Did Dongfang Bubai lose? No, she didn't lose. She changed her heart for Ren Yingying for Linghu Chong. How many people in the world can do this kind of deep love? But the Invincible East did it.

18. Dongfang Bubai did not lose to love, he just lost to a heartless man.

19. Dongfang Bubai won the world but lost to love.

20. I am not as generous as Dongfang Bubai, giving my heart to others and letting her love you for me, but I can love you as persistently as she loves Linghu Chong.

21. Dongfang Bubai defended Linghu Chong for more than 40 episodes, but Ren Yingying was deceived by Linghu Chong in just 2 episodes.

22. If she is invincible in the East in this life, what does the whole world mean to her?

23. Dongfang Bubai, except Linghu Chong, she has never been defeated anywhere.

24. The undefeated love of the East is so unforgettable. It’s a pity that you don’t understand.

25. Dongfang Bubai: I am willing to turn into a stone bridge and be blown by the wind for five hundred years, the rain for five hundred years, and the sun for five hundred years, just for you to walk across the bridge.

26. Dongfang Bubai was defeated by the three words "Linghu Chong".

27. Dare to love or hate, who will fight with her! She gave up everything for love, she was called Dongfang Bubai.

28. Dongfang Bubai said: They all say that I have betrayed the people of the world, but the people of the world have never treated me kindly.

29. Dongfang Bubai is an infatuated girl, Linghu Chong is a ruthless boy, there is more than a heart distance between them. He also said that you are the Invincible Dongfang in the Chinese rap industry

1. Even though you have been bombarded, you still have a lightning-fast comb on your head.

2. How happy it is to be forcefully kissed by the person you like

3. I finally figured out why steamed buns are half more expensive than steamed buns, because steamed buns have connotations .

4. People are always dissatisfied. They like this and always touch that.

5. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught twice?

6. What cannot be returned is the past, what cannot be reached is the future, and what can be grasped is the present.

7. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

8. Take medicine when you are sick. If you don’t know what medicine to take, go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be one suitable for you.

9. There is no way! Thin guy! Small stomach! If you don’t restrain yourself, you will envy others for the rest of your life!

10. You don’t know that you have actually met many people for the last time

11. Titanic taught me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend my spare money on Have a romantic cruise

12. Do you love or hate? Is it painful? Do you want to destroy me? Can you do it? Is it okay? Are you qualified?

13. Greetings are not necessarily solemn. thing, but it must be sincere and touching.

14. There are not so many excuses for love. If it cannot be fulfilled, it only means that the love is not enough.

15. In school, I understood the pain of being sleepy and unable to sleep.

16. My mother said that to be a good person, you need to be able to pretend and endure. Fortunately, I am not interested in being a good person.

17. You old man is confused and your mouth is as stupid as a cotton crotch

18. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock is jealous and always wants to sleep with me. The beds are separate.

19. Remember, the only thing that will never leave you in this season is mosquitoes. . 1!

20. Now my computer and I are on the verge of collapse.

21. The reason why life is interesting is that you can’t do whatever you want

22. Time is ticking and ticking, and time is running away from my hands every minute.

23. Successful women are not afraid of embarrassment! /shuoshuo/

24. What can I do to kill you, my love?

25. I would not marry unless I was at Peking University, and I would not marry unless I was at Tsinghua University.

26. A man can’t even control his sexual desire and wants to control his own salary card.

27. Later, I no longer knew whether I was looking for a partner or your shadow.

28. You are so shameless. Your face looks like a car accident scene, which fundamentally subverts the human understanding of ugliness.

29. I never hold grudges. If I have any grudges, I will avenge them on the spot.

30. We live in the gutter, but we still have the right to look up at the stars.

31. In the passing years of miserable rain, I dance with fallen leaves and fall in love with flying flowers. I look at the dust and smoke of the past with tears. I chase the stars and embrace the moon. I am drunk with the soft night and the cold wind against the coldness of today.

32. Is Qixi a shoe brand?

33. A typical sign of being single is that a data package is long gone and more than half of the call package is left.

34. Do you know why I get up early every morning? Then I will say silently in my heart, I haven’t finished my homework yet.

35. Praising a female classmate in person: You are really a hibiscus from clear water! !

36. I never write Chinese characters, but I write false characters!

37. I am the sun, I don’t need to rely on anyone’s light! There is a kind of love called Eastern Undefeated

1. If there is an afterlife, I would like to turn into a five-hundred-year-old stone bridge and experience five hundred years of wind and five hundred years of rain just to walk on the bridge for you.

2. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy.

3. People should cherish life because if you jump off the building, there will be no crooked-neck tree

4. If we are separated for a long time, we will get together, and if we are separated for a long time, we will be married.

5. Even if some people are Things that people regard as waste often have their own existence value that cannot be ignored.

6. Those who are willing to give are all crazy people who have watched too many TV series

7. One day I will update you, and time will hug me and say to me Just get over it.

8. The way to make embarrassment go away is to add insult to injury and make it hurt the most. Although this is more cruel, it will feel more pleasurable

9. When a thing is broken, it is broken. I would rather remember Live it the way it looked at its best without wanting to repair it and then look at the broken places for the rest of your lifei

10. You are most courageous when you are drunk and in tears

11. Girls' friendship usually starts with going to the toilet to buy things

12. Holmes can't find the things you once gave me.

13. [I will never know who I love until the end.]

14. There are only two possibilities for disappointment: choosing the wrong person, or having a child. Undue expectations.

15. I am not a hero in anyone’s heart. I don’t have a lonesome spirit and will not become braver as I fight.

16. If you don’t want to talk to me, you can just say don’t let me guess. This is very difficult. Tired

17. Sooner or later, you will let people see your true face.

18. I always emphasize that I am not a warm person and there are few real friends. Very few

19. The tired and sad feeling of being exposed to the rainy air. The fairy tale in my memory has slowly melted away.

20. You take care of other people's feelings, but others never take care of your feelings.

21. I hope every tear can irrigate my IQ

22. Your parents must have used inferior safety products to give birth to a brain-dead guy like you

23. I want to have a love that only has a beginning and no end

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24. [The regret is not that you don’t love me but that I know you are wrong and still can’t let go]

25. You take care of other people’s feelings Others never take care of your feelings.

26. She said she had something on her mind and didn’t know who to talk to. I was silent and suddenly felt sad

27. Drunk and I am the boldest when I cry

Twenty-eight. I always talk to you about topics that even I find boring. In fact, I just want to talk to you more

Twenty-nine , Your figure is so close but I can’t hold it.

30. I wish you were abandoned by the world and no one cares about you. The only one who wants you is me.

31. Live the life you want. If you are not satisfied, please have the courage to try again.

32. She said that having you in life is the most beautiful melody.

33. Your name is only a few centimeters short, but it has lasted through my life for such a long time. In fact, you don’t know that you have always been my dream.

Thirty-four. I also wrote down my name and his surname one stroke at a time, filling up the entire white paper.

Thirty-five. My poor words have forced many people away;

Thirty-six. Boys who play football and boys who play basketball are handsome. They are all farts. As long as you Even if he can do math problems, he is still a handsome man.

Thirty-seven. There will never be anyone who can take away all the vanity and anxiety for me and carry the light and darkness.

Thirty-eight, what you love, what you think about, what you care about will one day lose to what is good to you.

Thirty-nine, I want to be you in the next life. My heart hurts, it’s you who hurts

40. I hope one day you will choke to death from the lies you told

41. We love so much, But we fell in love so much that we separated

42. It’s so funny, how could I think that I am important to you

43. If you don’t belong to the same world from the beginning, you are destined to be alone. Look up

44. He says you are a part of his body. Yes, you are his long bangs, obstructive nails, and prickly beard. You can just say that you don’t want it.

45. People who hate me should delete me as soon as possible, for fear of occupying your group and wasting your traffic!

46. After I die, please Carry my ashes with you and throw them out when you encounter bad people. Let me protect you one last time.

Forty-seven. You gave me an old boat ticket and asked me to accompany you to the ends of the world

Forty-eight. I began to choose my life carefully and I no longer gave in easily. I am lost in all kinds of temptations

49. Time is so precious but we never get it back

50. [The regret is not that you don’t love me but that I know it] You are the wrong person and you still can’t let go]

51. We love memories more and more, is it because we dare not look forward to the future...

52. I am such a good person, why should I become an interlude in other people’s lives?

53. If you don’t mind that my singing is out of tune, I will give you a unique love song in the world

54. I will not be weak or lonely, I will not feel distressed, I will not cry, I will not miss you, I will not yearn for you, I will not look for you again

55. You sit in my heart, the most expensive and most profitable The position of tears

56. I remember everything he likes, but he only knows that I like green.

57. If you hold your thoughts in for a long time, they will become moldy and rotten. Deepen, don’t care how much I love you, long time no see, listen to me, I miss you

- Where you don’t know how to take the test,,,

Fifty-eight, the left eye has never seen the right I don't know how to comfort my eyes, I only know how to cry with them.

59. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy.

Sixty, [I use time to weigh myself and then criticize my superficiality and arrogance]

Sixty-one, -The king tells you that you can cry but you cannot lose.

62. Don’t take yourself too seriously. Maybe you are worthless in the eyes of others.

63. If you don’t want to plant flowers, you say I don’t want to. See it wither a little bit, yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning

Sixty-four, it’s so funny, how could I think that I am important to you

Sixty-five, I You deserve a lot of credit for making me cold-blooded and ruthless.

Sixty-six. [People can’t always tell whether it is habitual dependence or love]

Sixty-seven. I am not the kind of superficial person who only looks at faces. Will look at your figure and salary

68. Forgive me for not being with you when you are most sad

69. There is a kind of love called the East Undefeated. 2013 KouKou Space Talk Eastern Invincible speaks for true love

1. I remember that the shadow has no lover.

2. Those things that make you fall into trouble in the end are always beautiful at the beginning.

3. The sun is big enough, safe and warm enough, there is nothing to be afraid of, right?

4. There is no point in shedding tears that no one will feel sorry for, so don’t waste it

5. It’s not that I don’t care about some things, but what can I do if I care about them.

6. Can you accompany me when I am lonely? Can you hold me when I am sad? I will always be by your side

7. The most painful thing Pain is forgiveness and the darkest is betrayal.

8. I am not a strong person, but I know how to be strong when I should be strong.

9. He said he loved you, but he didn’t say he only loved you.

10.*You said that the only people in this world who are willing to die for themselves are your parents.

11. Dongfang Invincible speaks for true love!

12. Remember the person who hurt me, one day I will smile and watch him cry.

13. Even though I know it is uncomfortable, I still watch, listen, and still think about what kind of disease this is.

14. Some feelings. It is better to love with memory than to see with eyes

15. Is it better to love me? Lose all your pride

16. The most unfortunate thing in my life is that I have hurt you.

17. The gentle sound of the sea breeze carries a biting sadness.

18. The world is so quiet that people with insomnia are shameful.

19. Maybe only by giving up can I get close to you, and only by not seeing you can you remember me.

20. Time blurs our figures, so we drift away.

21. When we first met, one was young and the other ignorant.

22. The world has left me covered with wounds, and the wounds have indeed grown wings.

23. A person and a city will feel sad for a lifetime.

24. You don’t understand the feeling of being so distressed that you feel suffocated.

25. A person has many stories in his heart, but few can match his heart.