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Say something funny the next day after getting drunk.

1, half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, I won't go for half a catty.

2, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.

3. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb with the help of the paralyzing effect of alcohol.

But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.

5. Wine is a spiritual sustenance of people. People drink when they are happy.

6. When you are tired, connect your heart and stay with your partner forever. Now parting is just around the corner, blurring your eyes and mine. The breadth of heaven and earth, I would like to be close as neighbors, wave my hand and enjoy a better life from now on.

7, drunk, I refused to accept anyone, just holding the wall.

8. It's a taste that women drink. Just as people like to taste tea in middle age, we no longer like the fierceness and confusion of liquor, and our hearts as quiet as white silk glow with the warmth of red wine.

24 drunken talking about mood phrases

9. Too many people are drunk, too many people are tired and too many people are in no way back.

10, you can get drunk sometimes, we can accept it, but you have to understand that getting drunk with real friends will make you sad, otherwise, you will only become the talk and laughing stock of others.

1 1, getting drunk is never a sin of alcohol, but the degree of affection is too high.

12, drunk, just to find a suitable excuse for his wayward thoughts.

13, getting drunk is never because the alcohol concentration is too high, but the deeper the emotional damage!

14, I really want to get drunk, because I want to know whose name I called after I got drunk.

15, I'm not afraid of getting drunk. I'm afraid I'm drunk and nobody cares about me.

16, wine can relieve anxiety and add interest. But after waking up, it is a feeling: headache.

24 drunken talking about mood phrases

17, drunk, subordinates are not guilty of alcohol, but are too emotional.

18, I live in your memory and think of you every day. It's even harder to get drunk. Suddenly I stopped talking about you when I was drunk once, and I woke up the next day to know that I was used to not having you, and I had forgotten you, but I still had you in my heart, but I didn't miss you anymore. Sorry, I forgot about you.

19, when you are drunk, indulge your emotions through alcohol, don't pretend, don't mask, even if it's just this night, you should really love, hate and pursue your dreams.