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Campus life is about to begin, and the school is about to start. Tell me something interesting.

1. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

2. School is about to start. School, the person you get me can't get my heart.

Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

Children always have a bad cough, and most of them don't want to start school. Have a casual meal.

5. You exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

6. I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

7. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

8. Countdown to the start of school, take the time to have fun and go to school to make up for sleep.

9. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

10. You know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts.

1 1. Don't talk to me about starting school, it hurts my feelings.

12. I haven't read for a long time, and I even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.

13. The current state is that I can't learn, I can't play, I can't sleep well.

14. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

15. It is said that the homework and the desk lamp match better the night before school starts.

16. Immediately in September, as soon as I entered the school, I had no freedom, no meals, no food, and my limbs were weak. I was so sad for five days that I didn't make up for seven subjects.

17. After the school started, there was another big battle: the seniors chased the senior, the senior hooked up with the senior, and the senior and the senior fought side by side, and the senior hated the senior.

18. "What are you taking back to school?" "A brave heart."

19. I hope that when school starts, the teacher will say, come as soon as you come. What homework did you bring? Really.

20. School is about to start. Others call it adjusting work and rest. I am particularly jet-lagged.

2 1. One summer vacation, I became stupid, fat, black, ugly, stupid, poor and unable to write.

22. Don't go during the summer vacation. I'll treat you to Xuanmai.

23. I estimate that someone will habitually go to the wrong class within a week of school. This is not a road idiot, but a sadness.

24. When school starts, I hope I am addicted to learning, getting thinner and thinner. ...

25. When school starts, I can't control my suffocation.

26. The annual disaster blockbuster is about to be released, and countless students appear in "Opening School" with tears in their eyes.

27. Soon we will return to the life of sleeping in class, skipping classes after class and dying in exams.

28. I don't panic in the face of this pile of unmoved homework.

29. School is about to start. Let's work together to make the teacher angry! You don't know your world, scum.

30. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat!

3 1. After military training, you are not single dog, but a military dog.

On the first day of school, the teacher said: You should make your school your home. A few days later, the teacher shouted: xxx, you think the school is your home!

33. Go to school without going to school, all schools are there, and start school on time; You read, or you don't read, the book is there, and you have to read it sooner or later; Whether you come or not, the roll call is there, whether love comes or not.

34. We will break up with the summer vacation in more than ten days, because there is a third party between us, called the school.