Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I want to buy you a coke.

I want to buy you a coke.

I want to buy you a coke, and I reply humorously as follows:

1. Thank you for buying me a coke. I am in a good mood. I'm so happy, I'm almost devastated.

Since I have your care for this coke, I seem to understand. You are the one who brings light to my life. How cold is my coke today?