Say something funny.

Duanzi originally refers to a paragraph or an artistic content in cross talk works, but with the frequent use of the word Duanzi, its connotation has quietly changed, and now it mainly refers to a story or joke. Next, I carefully prepared "Tell me a funny and humorous thing" for you. Welcome to watch!

Say something funny 1. What wakes you up every day is not a dream, not an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.

If you feel different, it's only because you haven't found your own planet yet.

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There is a kind of person: Bao Gong in the morning, Guan Gong at noon and Ji Gong in the afternoon.

Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

6. Don't give me the glad eye, you don't have enough strength.

7. What is the title when you look at the avatar? Don't go after reading it, okay? I mean, if I don't leave, do you want me to stay for dinner?

8. Pretend, pretend, sooner or later you will get tired of pretending, and sooner or later I will see through you.

9. I'll tell you what I should tell you, but it's always the big mouth that shouldn't ask.

10. Actually, I'm really a good boy, but the way you look at me is very strange.

1 1. Women's universities have changed eighteen times, and the more they change, the more casual they become.

12. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

13. Happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the people who listened didn't understand.

14. I didn't cry, but my tears were raining, but my heart was holding an umbrella for you.

15. I love you not with love words, but from the heart.

Say something funny (classic) 1. What's bothering you? People take you seriously.

2. Men who cheat will look good in ballet.

3. Eating Xuanmai and cutting arteries can't stop!

4. Today, a pair of flies showed their love in front of me,' pa'. Let you show love.

If you can't forget it with a smile, please allow yourself to cry and miss it.

It is not difficult to make a decision, but it is difficult to put it into action and stick to it.

7. Some idol dramas are so pure that they really have no acting skills.

8. If you give me herpes, I will live and die together.

9. I am not me in front of you, just like a puppet manipulated by you.

10. I want to have a holiday when I go to school, and I want to go to school when I have a holiday.

1 1. Sometimes I feel ugly, so I take out my ID card and have a look.

12. If I don't remember, the past is nothing.

13. I really want you to see who I used to be and how I played!

14. I am not a moth, and I can't burn my own city. I prefer to believe that a dead heart is another kind of power.

15. When there is a phone bill, you call it a mobile phone. When there is no phone bill, your mobile phone is just an MP3 player.

16. Actually, I have never left the Jianghu, but I have been diving in the Jianghu for a long time.

Say something funny (selected articles) 1. He looks like a cook with a big head and a thick neck.

I can't give you the best, but do what you want.

I will cover my body fat when my hair is waist-long. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

4. Knock down the enemy with bullets and brother with spirit Erguotou.

The exam is like a period, sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come.

6. Tao told Shixun that drinking too much milk tea would lead to infertility. Shixun is afraid, but he still loves.

7. When reality raises his hand and slaps you in the face, you should give him a high five.

8. I am a flower on the cliff, and no one will see me or praise me.

9. The old woman smiled back and fascinated the nuns.

10. The end of self-love is to bring shame on yourself.

1 1. Women wear a lot of makeup, but they are afraid that their hearts are fake.

12. There is only one way, in short, a dead end.

13. The most beautiful feelings will always appear at the age of not knowing love.

14. Swearing is better than coquetry.