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On the Super Personality Fashion of Boys

1. After you like me, I will definitely give you a dazzling meal.

2. My heart is not a bus. You can take it if there is a vacancy.

3. Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Pick her up for two hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

When I made up my mind, I found his trace in your heart.

5, don't blame my brother for being too crazy, just because the world is too arrogant.

6. No heartless person has ever experienced heartache for someone.

7. There was a power failure, so I called my brother to complain that he was not online. My brother said a gorgeous sentence: I just know to watch TV online.

8. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

9. Money can be spent, but brothers can't spend it all. Don't lose your brother for a little money.

Ceng Xiaoxian is not the only good guy.

1 1, don't be infatuated with me, I belong to her.

12, boss, call Jin Ai and take it home to feed the dog.

13, I saw you fighting for me. At that time, you were really handsome

14, I want to sail with my exclusive memory of you.

15, I don't collect junk, so don't come back after I leave.

16, women are like clothes, brothers are like hands and feet, how to mend clothes when they are broken, and how to connect hands and feet when they are broken?

17, brothers, cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

18, brother's attitude towards women: no initiative, no refusal, no responsibility.

19, brothers are brothers, and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

20. The person I once liked very much is now my brother, and I want to give him up.

2 1. Brothers should also play like this. I was wrong about you.

22. I know you know my heart, and we don't need verbal communication.

Actually, I just want to go to the beach with you to watch the sunset.

24. My dad said: Go to sleep quickly! If it is very hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly.

25. Brothers are like brothers. You can not share your blessings, but you must do the same when you are in trouble.

26. Be strong with me and ruin your world!

I just want to love you in my own way.

28. I never shy away from the questions you give me.

29. Boys don't need to look good, but they must dress well.

30, Xin, I told her you were excited!

3 1, when my exam results go up, I'll walk sideways.

32. Men still have to be men. At the critical moment, he should stand by his wife and give her enough support.

33. There has never been such a stupid girl, but she made him panic.

My daughter-in-law said that if she got back together with me, she would go out and be killed by a car.

35. Ri son who travels around the world. Brother, thank you for your company! I am very happy.

36. I can go with you alone, even if no one is behind me after failure.

I must be a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

38. God is unfair! I'm a boy, I don't have a date, I'm not as good, but I'm surrounded by beautiful women, alas.

I have loved you as my brother for two years.

40. I will study hard next semester and insult those who rank ahead of me!

On the Super Character of Boys

1, always be first-class yourself, not second-rate others. 2, it should have been heartless, and now there is no need to tear your heart out.

The girl who always smiles and looks happy is also the girl who may cry herself to sleep.

Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

5, can you let me meet such a person, because he is not a vagrant.

6. You said you were there all the time. Why did you wait until I believed you, and then you left?

7. Don't say sorry to me. It seems that it is still my fault that I don't forgive you.

8. Tears don't mean everything can get better.

9. After we met, you stimulated my lust, but I stimulated your appetite.

10, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!

1 1, the greatest happiness is three things: someone believes you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you.

12, don't be the next, be the first.

13, sometimes the distance between success and failure is short, as long as the latter takes a few steps forward.

14. If Confucius can't help you solve the problem, I will help you solve it.

15, I just want to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall!

16, when you are afraid, tell yourself that the sun is still in the sky, just staying in another direction.

17, on the road of love, Russia always stops, and my mother says Russia can't walk.

18, I don't even believe in punctuation.

19, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up and do your homework.

20. I would rather sit on 125 and laugh than cry on a shelf car.

2 1, in my world. You are not allowed to disappear, only I am allowed to give up you.

22. Why are ancient things called cultural relics? Now ordinary people treat them as waste.

23. If you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket. If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

24, alas, if this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.

25. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

26. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to exchange it at the price of losing ten pounds.

27. Putting the past behind you may not have a good start, but it will certainly not be worse than the past.

28. Memories are still warm, but promises have cooled down.

29, mistress and bitch are actually the same, one is wholesale and the other is retail.

30. No matter what society, people eat people in essence. Don't naively believe in heaven, just work hard for yourself and your family.

3 1, not liking anyone is the best protection for yourself.

People say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea.

33, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

Fortunately, it is not all love.

35, I don't pretend to be embarrassed, I can see that you are shameless!

36. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

37. No one needs to complain anymore. After all, you have to finish your own story.

38. There are not many profligate young people.

39. The position in my heart is so big. If someone comes in, someone has to leave.

40. Those who secretly love me, please don't be silent. As long as you dare to say, I dare to promise.

4 1, the happiness I want is to find a warm person for a lifetime.

42. Let go of today's sadness and choose to live a good life after tomorrow.

43. True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, which can be seen everywhere.

44. Silence makes you calm down and find your own way.

45, alas, this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

46. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

47. Every man is abnormal, and all men who are not abnormal are color blind.

Please give me the right to kill all dogs in the world.

49. If the sky is sentimental, you will be old and your daughter will die early.

50. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

5 1, forget me at the moment I leave, and I hope I can forget you.

52. The happiness I want is to find a warm person for life.

53. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

54, so persistent love you, is out of love, or unwilling.

I saw a piece of news yesterday. A man was hit by a pig. I wonder if it's a flying pig.

Please don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

I just want you to remember me, even in the worst way.

58. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

59. Before putting on makeup, he said it was borrowed. After putting on makeup, he said that beautiful woman, have we met?

No matter how desolate the world is, loving you will not be lonely.

6 1. The proudest thing a man can say in his life is that his wife is waiting for me to eat at home.

62. Dreams, like classics, will never fade with time, but are more precious.

63. You have no right to say that I have changed. Do you know the proverb that I owe you?

I don't want to be soft-hearted, but I have to be soft-hearted when I see you.

I haven't heard from you again, waiting for you to come back.

66. The most attractive is Master Kong. Thousands of people accost him every day.

67. I never talk about people. I'm always talking about myths.

68. I can meet such a person because he doesn't wander.

For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

70. No matter how hard life is, you will eventually find someone who will make you want to be stupid.

7 1. Draw a stage pantomime with a black pencil.

72. Distance does not produce beauty, but only a mistress.

73. I have always believed that women will go further than men if they are willing to throw caution to the wind.

74. Does breaking up set you free or set me free?

75. You said you had been there. Why did you wait for me to believe you, and then you left?

Please don't laugh at my loneliness. Loneliness requires courage.

77. I like a song, often not because I like it. Just a way to miss someone.

78. I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

79. Time will dilute everything, you said.

80. A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

8 1, some people can't be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts for life.

82. There are no fools in the world. Don't be clever with anyone. You can't make progress unless you are exposed. If you are exposed, you will be humiliated.

83. Happiness is finding a crumpled circle in old jeans when you have no money.

84. Promised love is just a lock after all.

85. Every man is abnormal, and all men who are not abnormal are color blind.

86. People who give their love to a third party are idiots.

87. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.

88. Brother is not looking at the moon, but at Chang 'e!

89. The girl who always smiles and looks happy is also the girl who may cry herself to sleep.

90. You showed my existence, but made me understand the pain.

9 1, you are still dreaming, you are still in pain, and the memories are so heavy, how can you recite them?

92. Instead of regretting today with tears, it is better to struggle today with sweat.

93. Opportunity may sometimes be the last bus that never comes back.

94, ethereal love, too beautiful, too beautiful, too beautiful to suffocate, too beautiful to touch.

95. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personal and is automatically blocked by the system!

96, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will hit you.

97. If masturbation is murder, I am a killer!

98, alas, if this person is not straight, even his headache is partial.

99. If you want to fight with me, I'll beat you!

100, mottled memory, residue, you and me.

On the Super Character of Boys

1, I began to try to change myself a little bit every day, even if it is only a little bit, I have seen enough. Have you ever heard the saddest song? Singing sadness naked.

Don't worship my brother, he doesn't have much money in his pocket.

When the sky is hot for a long time, those who follow me will be crowned king.

I like to be noticed, especially those who despise me.

6, this age is really good, you can hold your head on the desk and talk about your future and dreams.

7. If you let me shed a tear, I will definitely let you shed a drop of blood.

8. Don't tell your sister to grow old together. My sister will always have black hair.

9. I heard that you are doing well, so I wish you a lonely life with her.

10, if you admit that you made a mistake, then you prove that your life is a failure.

1 1. There is no shortage of dogs around me. Don't come to me whenever you are short of dog food.

12, I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

13, when we know happiness, we know how to cherish it.

14, your world has nothing to do with me, my world is only worth seeing.

15, there is a feeling that there is no chance, and there is a kind of abandonment that is called fulfillment.

16, my heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

17, I hope we will have more happiness in our future life, there is no reason.

18, there is no fate between us, it depends on my face value.

19, the fat that women can't lose, the color that men can't quit.

20. If you can entrust your life to me, I will use my life to make you laugh.

2 1. Don't tease people you don't like, be kind to people you like.

22, the average girl, the average drag bottle, the average little slut came to the kang!

23, the big iron piece knows it is a knife around the neck. Did you know that I peed all over your face?

24. Be quiet or crazy.

25. If you like a girl, I will propose to you. You shouldn't just kill her, but you should only kill her.

26. When you experience more and more things, you will often learn to be rational subconsciously.

27. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

28. It's better to be yourself than to live in other people's lives.

29. If you bring a dog and you let me choose, I will choose a dog, because dogs are more loyal than you.

30. Love or leave. I hug your thigh, please?

3 1, smiling is my only pride.

32. When my hair reaches my waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

33. The shadow under my feet never tries to look like anyone.

34. You woke me up suddenly. We have known each other for many years. You've found your love, and I'm still wandering around.

35. If you like it, don't divide it. If we split up, why should we contact?

I remember who said that I fell in love not with you, but with my love.

I can't bear to leave you, but I have already left.

38. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

39. Sometimes, there is no next time, no chance to start again, no pause to continue.

40. One day, the power is in hand, killing all the dogs in the world.

4 1, put away your shameless spirit quickly.

42. I am not Master Kong. If you want to soak, soak!

43. Men and women don't give and receive, but they get married after kissing.

Don't be proud in front of me. One day I will smile and watch you cry.

I didn't know what the reaction was, so I didn't respond.

46. I haven't become bad, but who has cherished my goodness?

47, talked about the longest love, narcissism, I love myself, no rival in love!

48. My desk is no longer suitable because I slept with it.

49. At the corner of emotion, we chose the back-to-back direction and stayed away from it.

I am not ignorant, but I don't regret it.

5 1, the only person who can turn your emotions into clouds and shelter you from the wind and rain is the one you love.

52, watch the fans die behind, turn around and scare away millions of heroes!

53, funnier than a warm man is so funny and so warm.

I must write today! I'll fucking kill you for this stupid math!

Maybe you will never remember a person who once loved you so much. I just laughed when people mentioned you!

56. Your family is wholesale and dazzling. No wonder you can't stop being mean.

57. I can listen to your reason with a smile, or I can tell you what the rules are.

58. Love is like a besieged city. People outside the city want to go in, and people in the city really know how to play.

59. You forgot too fucking simply, and I was so fucking heartbroken.

60. It's not your grades that move you all your life, but those days when you are about to collapse. Stick to it.

6 1, if you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

As far as I'm concerned, I won't give anything that belongs to you to others.

63. If you are like this, then I will, besides you, I am still you.

There is no need to show off your feelings. If you are in love for two or three periods, learn to grow steadily. Casuality is the best gift for yourself.

65. You may not be able to pick up what I threw away.

66. You make love with short sleeves in the sunny south, and I curl up in a ball in the cold night in the north.

67. Everyone has several scars. This is not an ulterior secret, but it will hurt to uncover it.

I don't want to miss every inch of your life.

69. Drink alcohol and grow old with your son. The harp is in the imperial court. Keep quiet.

70. Although I am not yet 18 years old, I can't stop the arrival of love after all.

7 1, I held the banner and laid down half of the country. I'll play the throne and you sit down.

72. People can't help themselves in Jianghu. If you don't swear, people will scold you.

73. It is precisely because people are in the wind that it is not up to you and me to gather and disperse.

74. Once the drama of life begins, no matter how stage fright you have, you must play it to the end.

75. I can't see my way, but I never give up.

76. If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because it is the closest place to your heart.

77. Responsibility, that was your last generation. My responsibility is to give up my responsibility.

78. Why do people say you are ugly? I am very happy.

79. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

80. No matter how high the sky is, tiptoe is closer to the sun.

8 1, love is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

82. Even if I don't call you Jun, I've been calling until now. Can this feat of rust still move the three armed forces?

83. Failure is success. Damn it, I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

84. The days when you are alive are brighter than noon. Although there is darkness, it is still like morning.

85. Is there anyone in your QQ who doesn't want to delete it, but doesn't talk?

86. The so-called single dog means that acquaintances dare not do it and strangers dare not speak.

87. I'm not the big bad wolf. If I leave, I won't come back.

88. Together or not together, which do you think is more disappointing?

89. No matter how good a person is, but he doesn't want to go with you, he is a passerby.

90. If you are a piece of toilet paper in the trash can, I must be the one who threw you in.

Talking about fashion personality

1, has been imitated and never charged. 2, the heart will be tired, the unintentional person does not care.

You came for a while, I will remember it all my life.

The more you lose, the more you understand.

5, time can not take away, I love your traces.

6. Blame me me for being stupid and missing the most beautiful thing.

7. The easier it is to get, the less rare it is.

Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

9. We are just friends and have no extra language.

10, don't think that there is no confidant in the road ahead, and more money will naturally lead to beauty.

1 1. The past is not equal to the present, and the present is not equal to the future.

12, it's not that I'm sad, just that I've experienced too much.

13. Life is the meeting of some people and some dogs.

14, our slogan is: Eat enough to lose weight.

15, if there is no night, how can there be a bright moonlight?

16, tasteless taste is the most intriguing.

17, the bell at night, awakened my childhood fantasy dream.

18, how much emotional debt can my two-inch shoulder bear?

19, find a place to cry, and then be strong in death after crying.

It doesn't matter if the sky falls, what matters is that you are not dead.

2 1, I've been waiting all my life, but I can't get your instant gaze.

22. I am telling my sadness alone. I am still unique.

23, the face under the mask, who can see through its hypocrisy.

24. Those who know know know how to give up, and those who really love know how to sacrifice.

25. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

What is popular now is a snob and intrigue society.

27. Happiness is slowly fading. Is my persistence worth it?

If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

29. Time can forget everything, but not everything.

I would rather be king in hell than bow down in heaven.

3 1, no one gave me a warm hug, so I hugged myself.

Looking at you from a distance like this is the nearest distance.

How can I ask you not to give it back to me?

34. I want to say that I am just a child, but the reality doesn't allow it.

It is not easy to love someone, so don't give up easily.

36, some troubles, lost, there is a chance of light clouds and light winds.

I allow her to exist, but I don't allow you to quit.

38. Keep a low profile, or it will hurt if you fall one day.

39. The most beautiful thing is not only eternity, but also a short moment.

40. Stand in your corner and pretend to be a passerby!

4 1, I never thought life would be so sad without you.

42. In my beautiful sadness, the past is like a butterfly.

43. Tears come to an end, and the words in my ear are still spinning.

44. The people we love have the most power to hurt us.

I find that I take this love too seriously.

46. I am lucky, but I only walk in my world.

47. I learned to smile in tears and see strength in failure.

48. I am stuck in the season of love allergy, and I miss you.

49. I hate the word "hehe" when chatting.

50. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.

5 1, I see you clearly, but I can't see myself clearly. How ridiculous.

52. Life is beautiful only when it comes out, but not when it comes out.

53. No matter how gorgeous you turn around, there will be tears behind you that you can't see.

Once, I was proud of my love, but I am sad to break up with you tomorrow.

55. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not.

56.where did it come from? What is eternal? Everything I met was a vow of eternal love.

57. If you are playing, then I have a lifetime to play with you.

58. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

59. The happiness I want is simple. I have a lover, something to do and expectations.

60. I get used to everything I'm not used to, only to find that I'm no longer around.

6 1, I'm still waiting for you in the same place, and a person dies slowly in memory.

62. Smile and delete all your contact information, and that's all.

63. I just want to tell you that every movement of mine is related to you.

64. I want to care about you, but it's a pity that you have entered other people's scenery.

If we change our minds, you will know how much I love you.

66. I will have my own life in the future, and I will also bask in my happiness.

67. The river turned around and we stood on the other side, calling for a boat that couldn't wait to cross the time. .

68. I am a little afraid of people who are not desperate, but I am more afraid of shameless people.

69. Love is like a grave. Some people know it's a grave and jump desperately.

Life is not a dream. When you wake up, you must not sleep after being greedy.

7 1. If I become indifferent, please remember that I am simple.

72. There are more and more numbers in mobile phones, but fewer and fewer people can make calls.

73. In my world, there are many secrets. About you, it belongs only to me.

74. I love you What do you care? Strange, I can't blame you.

75. I hate being put in a dispensable position after giving my heart and soul.

If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.

There are two kinds of people in the world, one is debt collectors and the other is debt repayers.

78. Those endless sorrows swallowed up all my persistence like a tsunami.

79, I want our love, no dignity, only a lifetime together.

80. The world is really strange. What I love does not love me. What I love does not love me.

8 1, sometimes hurt by some words, but smile anyway, just because you are a friend.

82. Maybe it's not that I haven't been touched, it's not impossible, it's just that there is no fate.

83. If you are tired of loving me, you can choose to turn around. Pain is my business.

84. Is there anyone like me who has nothing to do but can't bear to turn off the computer?

85. Instead of waiting for others to love you, learn to love yourself more.

86. Happiness is like a cat chasing a mouse. One wants to chase, the other wants to escape.

87. I told you I told you this, and I promise you will be satisfied with your nose.