The best humorous copy with a smile.

1. I took a taxi home in the rain and found that my mobile phone was lost. I ran after it all the way, only to find it in my hand. The driver stopped to ask me why. I said weakly, it's raining heavily, so drive slowly.

2. My son wants to buy toys. Dad said, don't you still have toys? Dad promised that if you play with toys, I would buy one. The son cried: Last time you bought me an iron ball, I played it.

Three years, I can't even break it if I want to.

A beautiful girl in the finance department of our company learned to play the flute at home, and I went to the finance department to reimburse the expenses that day. Me: How's the flute study? Sister: Forget it, last week.

I was practicing playing the flute at home when my aunt knocked on our door downstairs and said to my mother, Sister, your water has been on for a long time, don't forget to turn it off.

4. riding a motorcycle belt today

Second-rate daughter-in-law is out. When she saw the traffic police, she didn't bring her motorcycle driver's license. She wants to go there quickly to avoid being checked by the traffic police. She told her daughter-in-law to hold her tight. She took out her mobile phone and called 1 10 later. ...

5. "What shocked you about your ignorance?" "When I was a child, I needed to write a pen name to write a composition. I have been writing' China Drawing Pencil'. "

6. One of our factories owes money to others and they want it. The boss said, not today, but tomorrow. sequence

Two days or tomorrow, and then I will go.

Five days or tomorrow, that buddy was anxious and scolded: tomorrow, tomorrow, you can't say the day after tomorrow, give me a day off!

7. Speak frankly in the future, and don't always be there. If there are no accidents, just say a few words.

I have been here for ten years.

Eight. After running for more than a year, I finally took the position of manager yesterday. I remember what the manager said to me: "Take my broken chair and sit on it. I changed the sofa. "

9. I walked into a restaurant that charges for looking at faces and asked the boss, "How much does my appearance cost?" The boss said, "Free." I said happily, "It seems that I am still quite handsome!" The boss added, "I won't charge you, so get something to eat and go, or other guests will see that you have no appetite!" " "

A male colleague went out at noon yesterday without his mobile phone. His wife keeps calling. The female colleague who took a nap was disturbed by the noise. She took her cell phone and shouted,' Are you bored that we are sleeping? As a result, the male colleague did not come to work today! 1 1. When I was young.

I have a high fever of 40 degrees. Dad took me to see a doctor by bike and accidentally fell into the river on the way. I was confused when I heard someone shouting, "Catch the child first, what bike!" " "Later, I was fished out and was in a coma for a whole day. ...

As long as we persist in self-study, study hard, have a correct attitude and endure loneliness every day, the final victory must belong to those who play well in the examination room.

Thirteen. I just woke up and went to the balcony to relax. I saw a friend relaxing on the balcony opposite the building. At that moment, I was heart to heart, as if I saw a prisoner watching the wind.

14. Grandma took a taxi. When she arrived at her destination, the meter showed it.

20 yuan, grandma only gave me 10 yuan when I got off the bus. Driver: "Why only pay 10 yuan?" Grandma: "You also take the bus. One person and half! " "

15. The old lady put fish by the river. An uncle came forward to persuade: "Aunt, don't let this grass carp get away with it in the future!" " You can let that tilapia go! "The old lady wondered," Is there any pressure to release fish? " Uncle simply said honestly, "there are more grass and fishbones, and my wife can't get used to it!" " "