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Humorous sentences praising his wife

1, in fact, you are not that good, but more beautiful, gentle, intelligent, virtuous, sensible, generous and modest than other girls. ...

Dear wife, I will tell you three secrets: First, you are not fat at all. I like the warm feeling when I hold you. Second, you are the most beautiful woman in my eyes, and your smile always makes my heart beat! Third, I will never leave you, because loving you is the greatest happiness in my life!

You are more beautiful than Venus, more poetic than Lin Daiyu and more magical than Uncle Milu. In my mind, you are the Jade Emperor.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

6. You are so considerate that men all over the world fall for you.

Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice and know if you miss me as much as I miss you.

8. Because of you, my gloomy life has color.

9. It's an honor to meet you in a population of1300 million.

10, your oval face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; Watery eyes, so bright!

1 1, if you want to make progress in your life, you should remember your wife's warning. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

12, wife, I want to be your wolf.

13, proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of neglecting his wife; Be proud to serve your wife, and be ashamed to trouble your wife; Be proud of praising your wife and ashamed of criticizing your wife; Be proud of obeying your wife and ashamed of contradicting your wife; Be proud of coming home from work and ashamed of staying out at night; Be proud of being honest and single-minded, and be ashamed of being philandering; Be proud of paying wages and ashamed of hiding bonuses.

14, wife, I find you so cute! My greatest weakness is telling the truth. You are really perfect. Today, I found you dressed beautifully. I didn't mean that. You look good every day. Today is particularly beautiful.

15, the body declines with the passage of time, and the heart that loves you becomes more firm with the passage of time.

18, behind every successful man, there is a successful woman, and the woman behind my success is you.

19, you are not only beautiful but also more beautiful in your heart.

20. No matter this life or the next, all I want is you.

2 1, you are doing so well, and you are under great pressure!

I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.