How to express stomachache humorously

1, I put my hand on my stomach, turned over in bed, turned over, and let out a piercing cry of pain in my mouth: "Ah, it hurts! Pain-pain! " I feel like I'm rolling in hell.

A pain came at me like the tide of Qiantang River, wave after wave.

3. The cloudless clear sky in Wan Li seems to be suddenly ripped open. In an instant, the darkness pierced my heart and spleen like a sharp knife, and the rotation stung, and the pain suddenly occupied my stomach.

4. Suddenly, I felt my stomach tighten. Then, the sudden pain woke him up from his dream. His stomach seemed to be playing tricks on the devil, so Xiao Ming had to put his hand over his stomach and cry.

5. A sharp oil suddenly rises, which stimulates my nerves. My stomach seems to have been stabbed by ten thousand burning sharp knives, and a stabbing pain spread all over my body.

6, stomach pain, treatment is really good. Yesterday, the section chief gave me half a day off. After coming today, I ate pears and watched free movies at noon. I am in a good mood.