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1. I just want to bump into the person who is destined to grow old in a crowded street.

2. Home has roots and soul, and the root and soul are controlled by women.

3. Now I am obsessed with things that I thought I would never forget in this life, but I have already forgotten them before I know it.

4. Only those who have no money and no career have time to improve their life realm.

5. Being tired means that you are often indecisive between persisting and giving up. The trouble is that the memory is too good, and everything that should be remembered and what should not be remembered will remain in the memory.

6. The simplest and crudest confession: "Let's sleep together when we have time."

7. Don't always tell your story, others can see your injuries, But I don’t know your pain.

8. I have forgiven you hundreds of times before I even thought about how to be angry.

9. I am just an unreasonable and unladylike child.

10. As time goes by, I realize that many things that should be done are not done; as time goes by, I realize that many things that should be said are not said; as time goes by, I realize that many people who should be loved are not No love; after a long time, I realized that many feelings that should be forgotten were not forgotten; after a long time, I realized that I had forgotten what I was like before.

11. It’s good to have one bosom friend, not too many. If you really don't have it, you still have yourself. Treat yourself well, get along with yourself, and be a friend.

12. Although we cannot change the world around us, we can only change ourselves and face it all with compassion and wisdom.

13. The pain of separation and disappointment can no longer be heard.

14. Give yourself a smile every day and remember that life is beautiful.

15. A coward is even afraid of happiness. He will be hurt when he touches cotton. He will even be hurt by happiness.

16. The purpose of being busy is often: enjoying life, repaying parents, satisfying loved ones, and wanting to be selfless; the result of being busy is often: not being able to enjoy life, staying away from parents, neglecting loved ones, and becoming selfish.

17. Every single girl does not have high vision but wants to hand over her whole life to a man. This act of handing over does require careful consideration and consideration of people and their hearts.

18. No matter how old you are, no matter how much your family and friends urge you, don’t treat marriage casually. Marriage is not a game of cards, and reshuffling the cards will cost you a lot. Don't get married just to be responsible. You know, marrying someone without loving them is the most irresponsible thing. Even if you make the other person sad at that time, it is better than making him sad for a few years or even a lifetime. Sometimes, being single is about confidence and honesty.

19. Time will filter out those people who really belong to you.

20. Life is like this, there are laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, and some people are mainly responsible for tears.

21. Life is never easy. When you think it is easy, there must be someone taking on your share of the difficulty.

22. The prodigal son turning back when the spring breeze is triumphant is the most precious, and the confession and repentance at the end of the road is the most hypocritical.

23. Life is full of ups and downs, and if you are busy, you may forget something, but you must not forget your true feelings and conscience. No matter how poor or frustrated you are, you must always have true feelings and treat others sincerely. No matter how rich or proud you are, never lose your conscience and treat others with true love.

24. The road of life must be walked step by step by yourself. What can truly protect you is your own personality and cultural choices. On the other hand, what can really hurt you is your own choice.

25. In life, grievances, troubles, and bitterness are inevitable. The important thing is that you have to get over it, because if you push away the dark wall, there is always blue sky on the other side.

26. In this life, I travel across mountains and rivers, not for the sake of country, country, country, jewels, and mist, but just to meet you at the intersection of the world of mortals.

27. Why can you point at my nose and scold me, then laugh and say it was a joke, and then you will tear yourself up when I tell the truth?

28. Later, when I heard the past again, it was like hearing the wind in my ears without panic or confusion.

29. I am like the voice-activated light in the corridor. As long as I hear a little bit of your voice, my world lights up.

30. When you met me, I didn’t know you. When you liked me, I knew you. When you fell in love with me, I liked you. When you left me, I fell in love with you... QQ Funny comments posted in space

1. Don’t let life exhaust your patience and yearning. You still have poetry and distance, spare ribs and soup, barbecue and naan, shrimp and crab roe, hot pot and Malatang, roast duck and fat-boiled lamb, coffee and caramel, cookies and milk. Sticks, fried chicken and miso soup, durian crisps and shrimp dumplings, almond tofu and lollipops, peppercorn chicken and spicy duck intestines.

2. Yesterday, I went to eat braised pork with my friend. When she walked in, she shouted: Boss, please give me three bowls of braised pork! I asked: Why do we just need three bowls? Oh, I forgot about you. The boss will bring you four bowls of stew!

3. Last night, my wife was watching a TV show. I asked her to go to bed at 10:30. She turned off the TV reluctantly and we had an argument. In the end, we figured out that the reason was because I didn't praise her for being obedient after she turned off the TV. . .

4. Are you from a rural area? Yes, then did you let the pig go? No! You're such a pervert, you won't even spare a pig

5. During military training, the instructor shouted: Tighten your abdomen! Butt lift! I followed the instructions seriously, but the female classmate in front of me gave me a backhand slap. He roared at me: He who is numb, lift your own butt.

6. Everyone who says good night and goes to bed is often still feeling sick half an hour later.

7. The girl made Coke chicken wings for the boy. The boy took a bite and said, "It's delicious." The girl glanced at the boy, took a bite, and said sadly: You lied to me, it was still raw. The boy touched the girl's head and said: Little fool, as long as it is done by you, I like it. The girl nestled in the boy's arms and smiled sweetly. A few days later, both of them contracted bird flu and died.

8. Today I was shopping with my mother to buy some food, when a friend of my mother came to a supermarket. You said that friends always greet each other when they meet. When that friend came over, he touched my little face and said to my mother: Sister, look at your daughter, she is changing so fast! Am I still happy after hearing this? Unexpectedly, he added another sentence: She was still as beautiful as a child. . .

9． There was no one named Xiao Ming in the high school textbooks anymore, so I knew that fool would not pass the exam.

10. The subway was so crowded when I went to work in the morning that the bread I bought was squashed. What the heck, I was in a much worse situation than you once. What, how is your bread squeezed? It's not bread. I wanted to fart, but it forced me to burp!

11. I was shopping with my husband today and saw a beautiful necklace! Just act coquettishly with my husband. . . Husband: Let’s go and have a look. Keep acting coquettishly: But the Lun family wants to see it every day! My husband looked doting on me: I really can’t do anything to you! Looking at the envious eyes of the store clerks, I felt smug. . . My husband picked up his phone and took three consecutive photos! alright! Let's go! I’ll make your mobile phone desktop when I get home!

12. Money is not the problem, the problem is that I have no money.

13. The wife worked in the customer complaints department of a department store. After a quarrel with her husband one day, the husband lined up the customer complaint line in order to reconcile. When it was his turn, he whispered in his wife's ear: I invite you out to dinner tonight as an apology. When his wife heard this, she immediately smiled and kissed him. After the husband left, the man at the back came up and said: My complaint is the same as his.

14. Suddenly I discovered something. Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender, Jiang Ziya proved that success has nothing to do with age, Zhu Yuanzhang proved that success has nothing to do with origin, Jack Ma proved that success has nothing to do with appearance, Bill Gates proved that success has nothing to do with academic qualifications, and I It's more powerful, I proved that success has nothing to do with me!

15. Today I ate an orange with scars on it with my dad, it was very sweet. I asked my dad: Why are the uglier oranges more delicious? Dad said seriously: He knows he is ugly, so he is very serious when he grows up, otherwise he will be looked down upon by other oranges! It suddenly occurred to me that ugly people should study more.

16. I went to apply for a job today, and when I got to the manager level, the manager looked at my information for a long time.

Say quietly: I know your dad! I was so happy that it had something to do with it! Then he added: He was the one who beat me every day in school. My heart skipped a beat and I wanted to turn around and leave. He then sighed and said: Come to work tomorrow! Do you think I should go or not?

17. Woman: Actually, there are many times when I feel sad inside, but I keep holding back from crying. Do you know why? Man: Are you afraid that your makeup will be stained by crying and scare people? Post beautiful sentences in qq space

1. How difficult is it to meet someone in the vast sea of ??people? Sometimes it is difficult. There are billions of people, and it is rare to meet them once in a lifetime. Sometimes it is easy to recognize him at first sight in the crowd. If there is true fate in this world, then it will be an encounter. Meeting is harder than falling in love. So, please be brave, no matter how much you give to each other, it is still part of the fate. Love only has these three things: trust and stay together when we meet.

2. Pretend to be strong because you don’t want people to see tears; pretend to be happy because you don’t want people to know your loneliness; pretend to be happy because you don’t want people to see your loneliness; pretend to be happy because you don’t want people to see your wounds. ; Pretend to be sweet, because you don’t want people to see tears; Pretend to be relaxed, because you don’t want people to feel sad; Pretend to be happy, because you don’t want people to see scars; Pretend to be mature, because you don’t want people to see ignorance; Pretend to be smart, because you don’t want people to see to failure.

3. The inexplicable sadness lingers in my heart again. The night is still so mysterious and deep; people, in the darkness, look particularly pale and weak. The unknown melody sounded in my ears again: Do I really have nothing? Where will I park tomorrow? The leaves are speechless, the west wind rises again, spreading loneliness and sadness all over the place. Hear this, don’t think about returning home.

4. People cannot really change the world, but people can change their feelings about the world. People can appreciate the softness of the spring breeze, and they can also love the purity of the white snow. People can praise the magic of Populus euphratica in the oasis, or lament the majesty of the desert moraine. People can yearn for the crystal clear water of Linghu Lake, or they can chase the turmoil of the huge waves in the sea. This shows that it is not important what the world of things is like, but what is important is what the world of people is like.

5. It is very uncomfortable to love someone but that person does not love you back, but what is even more painful is to love someone but never have the courage to tell him. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: covered up by habits, blurred by time, and consumed by inertia. The only thing that can wash away everything except tears is time. Time moves feelings forward. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict becomes, just like tea that is constantly diluted. If you don't get what you love, love what you get.

6. When the cup is empty, fragrance comes, and when the heart is empty, blessings arrive. No matter how fragrant the tea is, it cannot be stored overnight, otherwise it will become bad; no matter how beautiful the memories are, they must not be stored for years, as they will become tired after years of use. Clean the tea cup from time to time, and if the cup has fresh air, the tea will be fragrant; if you clear your mind every day, you will have more leisure, and happiness will come naturally. If you are reluctant to wash away last night's fragrant tea, you will definitely ruin your stomach today; if you are unable to let go of the past, it will inevitably damage your current happiness. With an empty cup mentality, let the past sleep and be happy in the present.

7. I often inadvertently think of someone from my past. It’s not that I can’t forget it, but that I can’t let it go. Those worries that you don’t want to mention to anyone anymore are growing secretly in the dark corners. When you don’t understand love, you always meet someone you shouldn’t give up. After you understand love, you always cause unintentional harm. Only when you meet someone can you truly understand the meaning of love; only when you miss someone can you truly understand the feeling of heartache.

8. When people live in the world, there are always too many ties and too much reluctance to let go. Because those old things are marked with the traces of yesterday’s joy, they are always unable to be cruel. Throwing away requires courage, and collecting requires space. It is not painful to give up someone who loves you very much. It's painful to give up someone you love very much. Falling in love with someone who doesn't love you is even more painful. Don't make the wrong love because of loneliness, don't make the wrong love make you lonely all your life.

9. After loving for a long time, the emotional nerves will always become numb little by little. Many people mistakenly think that this is the disappearance of love. In fact, it is not the case. As someone said: love will not disappear, love will only sink to the bottom. When love sinks to the bottom, you have to know how to shake it off. Love is not difficult, the key is to see if you can love. Different stimuli will always bring different forms of presentation.

10. Good days bring you happiness, and dark days bring you experience. Don’t regret any day of your life.

11. Nothing in life is static. We have only one choice: be full of hope in life and keep moving forward.

12. Don’t rely too much on anyone in this world, because when you are struggling in the dark, even your shadow will leave you.

13. It turns out that if you love someone, you will always feel sorry for them and will never be willing to blame them. When he saw her crying, his heart felt like a needle pricking him; when he saw her smiling, his heart felt like a flower blooming. In love, everyone has his own fatal weakness.

14. If you love someone, you must first make yourself 100% worthy of his love. As for whether he loves you or not, that is his business. You can hope, but there is no need to force it. You will never know how much the person who thinks about you loves you.

15. The heart has thoughts and the eyes have hopes. Everyone has a different world in their eyes, so beautiful.

16. The normal state of life: when you can give up, you don’t want to; when you want to give up, you can’t.

17. Regarding love, I know that others cannot understand it. In fact, a love does not need others to understand it. The sincere ones are infatuated, the emotional ones are inhumane, the strong ones are reluctant, and the ones without self-improvement. You don't know his truth, but everyone has his own love. qq space posts funny sentences

qq space posts funny sentences 1:

1. There are many bastards. For bastards like you, I still The first time we met

2. Don’t say you’ll love me forever, that’s impossible. Even if you have me, you can’t see it!

3. I’m a madman who abandoned a fool. Just because you are a liar

4. It is good to have myopia. At least, everything will be hazy and beautiful.

5. The children who are about to attend cram school have just come out of prison and are about to enter the detention center again.

6. The function of tossing a coin is not that it solves the problem for you, but that the moment the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you hope to get.

7. How many children have been harmed by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

8. Heart-wrenching crying is not as good as heartless laughter.

9. I know the result, but I am still unwilling to lose to you.

10. Crying is not because you are weak, but because you have been strong for too long.

11. Even though I know it’s just a drama, I still want to continue acting with you.

12. I naively thought that not thinking, hearing, or seeing means forgetting.

13. The benefit of maturity is that you don’t want what you couldn’t get before.

14. Take the initiative because you care. I don’t contact you because I feel redundant.

15. Friends are those people you dare to be yourself in front of.

16. A strong woman will cry, but will not admit defeat.

17. Even the sweetest sugar will have a bitter day.

18. You may have walked out of my sight, but you have never walked out of my thoughts.

19. Life means that my mother gave birth to me, so I must live.

20. It’s cloudy, so the shadow doesn’t want me anymore

21. There is an old soul living in the melancholy youth

22. I am not you The dog doesn't need to look at your face to get the bone I wantゞ

23. Real tears come from the bottom of the heart, and the eyes are just an outlet.

24. After all the vicissitudes of life, we just laugh and cry like this.

25. The happiest thing in the world is to find that the person you love also loves you

26. There is a wound in everyone’s heart, that is when the sky fell. place.

27. Creating love always happens suddenly, only destroying love requires careful calculation.

28. Living in tragedy shows that God allows me to strive for self-improvement.

29. I know you didn’t lie. Even if you lied, I don’t know.

30. I use time to weigh myself. Then blame yourself for your superficiality and arrogance. 20xx Talk about being funny

31. Loneliness means that I always love her more than you, but ruthlessness means that you have to love her.

32. Divorce is like an amputation. You survive, but you also lose something.

33. Jealousy is the tribute of mediocrity to genius.

34. Look at the turtle, you will find that only by holding your head high can you move forward.

35. It takes courage to stand up and confront your enemies, but it takes even greater courage to stand up and confront your friends.

36. Recognizing one’s ignorance is an important stage in the progress of knowledge.

37. A person has as much power as he has knowledge. His knowledge is equal to his ability.

38. The more good habits you have, the easier your life will be and the stronger your ability to resist temptation will be.

39. Tension is a habit, and relaxation is also a habit. Bad habits can be broken and good habits can be established.

40. Hunger is the best MSG, and fatigue is the best pillow.

41. It is better to eat simple meals calmly than to eat big fish and meat in fear.

42. The art of life is to learn the ability to accommodate everything even when everything is lost.

43. The mouth of a tongue-tied woman is the messenger of the devil.

44. The lazier a person is, the more things he plans to do tomorrow.

45. No one has worse hearing than a person who is unwilling to listen to other people’s advice.

46. Trust less people who praise everything; trust less people who condemn everything; never trust people who are indifferent to everything.

47. One of the first principles of patience is knowing when to stop enduring.

48. Sometimes, it doesn’t matter which path you take, what matters is the direction you go in.

49. Some people have gone through wind and rain and are still there; some people are ordinary but go further and further away from themselves.

50. I am very happy today because I have no reason to be unhappy.

51. When you really like something, but it brings you harm, it is actually God testing whether you are persistent enough.

52. Sometimes, caring too much is a kind of torture for yourself.

53. Some people are hurt whether they are said or not, and some people will leave whether they stay or not.

54. The older you get, the more worries you have. My heart is filled with my worries.

55. I will live a good life, not for anything else, just because I owe myself these years.

56. A woman’s true happiness is to return to her parents’ home for love shopping.

57. Spending effort to hate someone proves that you still care. The only person you hurt is yourself. Sometimes, being forgotten is the best revenge.

58. There are not so many indifferent people in the world. Real love is taught by you, not by you who pick a big deal and get something for nothing.

59. When the road is blocked, choose to turn around; when your heart is unhappy, choose to be indifferent; when love is getting farther and farther, choose to be casual.

60. Happiness is for feeling, not for comparison.

Two funny sentences from qq space:

1. After reading this sentence, a thousand-year king is an eighty-thousand-year turtle, then I realized that the emperor is an old turtle and the empress is a thousand years old. They are bastards, they are all swearing!

2. I always thought that Xiao Yanzi helped Ziwei find her father. In fact, Zhao Wei robbed Ruby Lin’s father, Zhang Tielin!

3. Successful people can Laying a strong foundation with the bricks others threw at him.

4. Living with a conscience is like holding the brake on a bicycle. Funny personal remarks

5. There are many things in life that can catch your eye, but only some can catch your heart. Pursue these things.

6. There are no long jobs in the world, only jobs that you are reluctant to start.

7. People exchange knowledge in discussions and ignorance in quarrels.

8. There are some things that you will believe only after you see them, and there are some exceptions that you will only see after you believe them.

9. The rumbling thunder is scary, but the real disasters are caused by lightning.

10. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

11. A person should never be shy to admit his mistakes. Admitting mistakes just shows that today is wiser than yesterday.

12. Doing nothing because you can only do a little is the biggest mistake.

13. A person’s best teacher is time; his best textbook is the world; his best pastor is his own conscience.

14. Memories are a strange sieve, which always leaves behind the good of oneself and the bad of others.

15. All deception is masked by honesty.