The most funny sentences about love in 2020

20xx’s most funny sentences about love

1. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. You don’t know that I am very uneasy without you.

2. It’s not that I won’t delete you, I just want to see how you write your feelings for that woman.

3. Not falling in love doesn’t mean no one wants you!

4. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired; if you care for a long time, you will collapse; if you are silent for a long time, you will suffer; if you miss someone for a long time, you will shed tears.

5. Sometimes, I ignore you because I want you to pay attention to my existence.

6. Fall in love once and lose one friend.

7. I am very petty, jealous, and I don’t know when one day I will suddenly go crazy and tie you directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

8. Forgetting someone is actually quite simple: don’t meet him, don’t be mean to him.

9. One day I will have all the power in my hands and kill all the dogs that betray me.

10. In fact, people are all cheap. You don’t care about those who love you and pamper you, but you still pursue those who are cold to you!

11. Have you ever said that you are offline? In fact, you are changing online to invisible!

12. In fact, it’s good to be single, and you don’t need to explain yourself if you’re ambiguous with anyone.

13. A man will never reject a woman who feels good to him, even if he has a woman.

14. My future husband will definitely be a wanderlust, otherwise why wouldn’t he be here now? Find me!

15. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you, and it will be yours.

16. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has owned, but how many men his woman is willing to reject for him.

17. Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

18. Men, please note: Do not try to reason with women. A creature that bleeds for more than seven days a month and still cannot die is an unnatural existence on this planet.

19. I really want to know: Whose name will I call out when I'm drunk?

20. When you speak ill of me, can you: don't add fuel and vinegar, just think it's a stir-fry!

21. The only liar in the world is sincere: because he sincerely lied to you!

22. Who can recite my mobile phone number? Who can memorize my QQ? Who knows when my birthday is? Who knows what I'm afraid of. Who remembers what I like?

23. Don’t see through me, otherwise you will lose all interest in me.

24. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the person who loves you the most. The person who makes you cry to the point of breaking your heart is the person you love the most.

25. Last night I dreamed that men all over the world were suffering from menstrual cramps!

26. Some people used to be friends, but after confessing their feelings, they can no longer even remain friends.

27. Today’s children wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

28. Now I understand that the word "forget it" contains a lot of disappointment.

29. You are not afraid of getting your heart broken, but you are most afraid of being moved.

30. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

31. You finally regretted it. Unfortunately, I no longer care about your retention (looking back)!

32. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online.

33. I am so lazy that I don’t even bother to change the person in my heart!

34. Man: Can I kiss you? Woman: No! Man: What did I just ask? Woman: Can I kiss you? Man: Okay, okay!

35. I kept turning the QQ group on and off, off and on, looking at the people online, but couldn't find anyone to chat with.

36. Once you fall in love, you will fall in love with your wife. How many are responsible?

37. I discovered that when I can’t get through to you, the one who says “I’m sorry” to me always moves.

38. A man who can bend down to tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only tie your shoelaces. A man who can help you take off your clothes is good.

39. When I get married and have a wedding banquet, I will put my husband’s ex-girlfriend and those women who are confused about them at a separate table, and then I will toast them one by one!

40. My future husband, don’t be so nice to your current partner, it’s useless!

41. I hate it when I wait for a long time to hear from you, only to just say "Oh". Do you think I am telling a story or a joke?

42. We have endless conversations on QQ, but in reality we can’t say a word when we meet, just like strangers.

43. He said he loved you, but he didn’t say he only loved you.

44. Don’t be like a trash can, pretending and pretending and pretending.

45. Believe it or not: there will be someone who carefully reads every status of yours. , including every reply below, but without saying a word.

46. Is there anyone like me who has nothing to do in front of the computer but doesn’t want to turn it off?

47. Sorry, I can’t look the way you want.

48. Conductor: Give me a ticket for 2010. My wife lost it.

49. Is there such a person: You can exchange dozens of text messages with them every day, but you can be embarrassed and speechless after a phone call!

50. Most people who change their signature just want to write something that suits their mood and show it to someone.

51. Have you noticed that excellent people are generally single.

52. You are only suitable for missing me, not for meeting you.

53. Am I redundant? In fact, I am not redundant! There is only one me in the world, how can I be superfluous? That's called the only one!

54. In fact, a capable man will spoil his woman to the point that other men can’t stand it!

55. Although I have set up an online reminder, I still can’t help but check over and over again to see if you are online!

56. I just hope that there is someone who knows that I am not really okay when I say I am okay. The most interesting QQ space talk about 2020: The vows of the past

At first we met separately, but in the end we made peace with each other. At first we were each warm, but in the end we each left. At first we were close to each other, but eventually we went our separate ways. At first we were reluctant to leave, but in the end we gave up. At first we talk sweetly, but eventually we remain silent.

Some hurts can never be forgiven. Some pain can never be healed. Some wounds never heal. Some scars can never go away. Some debts can never be made up for. Some pain can never be forgotten. No matter how hard you try and force yourself to not mind, no matter how loud you say you don't care, it will still hurt. It will always hurt.

You were angry because of his words, and you were sulky for a long time, waiting for him to coax you. Maybe in the end he didn't even know which of your words was wrong. So I understand now that communication must be the most important thing. If you are angry, if you ignore him, if you cry, it will only make him feel unreasonable. You think he can understand, you think he can understand, but in their eyes, it will only make him feel unreasonable. I feel confused. If you don't tell them, they will never know.

Marriage is like a castle for women. Women are trapped in the castle like a frog at the bottom of a well. All they can see when they look up every day is the dark and narrow sky.

And men are always free men wandering outside the castle. The outside world is colorful and dazzling. How can men be so loyal to guard the castle that has dislocated their legs?

Strangers to hurt, I completely indifferent, be familiar with people who hurt, I be unable to resist sustain the blows. -----Being hurt by strangers, I am indifferent; being hurt by familiar people, I couldn't resist it.

Some things, knowing that they have passed, still stubbornly recall and miss them; some people, knowing that they have gone far, still stubbornly linger on and invest; sometimes, knowing that they are very sad in their hearts Tired, but still stubbornly supporting and resisting. Just let go of all those meaningless people and things. Who else can you show your stubbornness to? It turns out that a person's stubbornness seems to be an unbreakable armor, but it actually hurts his own heart.

Love yourself, accept yourself, forgive yourself and be good to yourself, because without you the rest of us are without a source of many wonderful things. Yourself, because without you our lives would be a lot less exciting.

I have said that I don’t love you anymore, I have said that I don’t want to, I have said that I have forgotten, I have said that I have given up; sometimes, people’s memory is always so fragile. Often a glass of wine, a song, or an intersection will bring back the memory of you, appearing before my eyes like a mirage. I saw your beauty, your smile, your tears; I saw my mistakes, my badness, and my drunkenness; I saw the hand we once held, the vows we made, and the happiness we once had.

Although the process of life will be greatly affected by society and the times, the basic clues that run through the beginning and end are always inseparable from one's own individual life. The integrity and coherence of an individual's life will constitute a huge force, making every small point in life point to the overall value.

Perhaps, to the world, you are alone. But to me, you mean the world. When you are here, you are everything. When you're not around, it's all about you. The feeling of missing you is blue. Actually, I don’t want much, I just want you to love me. Or, please remember that I love you.

1. There is only you like you in the whole world, how can I not cherish you. 2. Suddenly thinking of someone, I giggled for a while, and then felt lost. 3. Is there such a person that you say you want to give up countless times, but in the end you still can’t let go? 4. That was the only time you let me go, and you let me go for the rest of my life. 5. Love is just a word, but no one can really understand it.

Many people are always in great pain when they break up. They are depressed, crazy, and groveling. But many years later, when you look back, you will find how ridiculous you were back then. There is only one chance for a lifetime of fate. If you leave unreliable people, opportunities will be left to those who are worthy of love. If you don’t give up on your mistakes, how can you find the right ones? So breaking up is fate's favor for you. Falling out of love is not pain, but luck.

Life is like playing poker. People who get a good hand may not win, and people who get a bad hand may not lose. The game of poker in life also requires courage, skill, and the spirit and actions to achieve good results despite bad cards. If you are unfortunately dealt a bad hand, you should give full play to the maximum effect of each card and try to achieve your best results. If you can't win the whole life, losing less is winning.

The biggest pain in life is to find that your youth is gone, but acne is still there. The most tiring thing in the world is watching your heart break and having to glue it back together.

When love is displayed in another way, it is not torn away, but translated into a better language. The translators sent by God are named opportunity, responsibility, implication, and silence. There is another one named Nostalgic.

In this city, I believe there must be someone who thinks about the same thing and carries similar frequencies, and arranges to meet me at a lonely exit of a certain station. The most personal signature

1. In fact, you are nothing, you are just a barking dog.

2. Some people do pass through your heart, but they still leave no trace in the end.

3. I am a human being, but I am not merciful, so don’t cross my bottom line.

4. We should do meaningless things in a meaningful life.

5. I really want to find a beautiful man as my bearer, so that I can support others.

6. Rumors are like body odor. Once it gets stained, it cannot be wiped off.

7. I am not a hero, with unparalleled vision. I am a villain, infinitely arrogant.

8. My dear, fly slowly and be careful if you fall. I am not responsible.

9. I have never been cheated by anyone, because those who cheated me are not human beings.

10. Fortunately you are beautiful, otherwise I would have dumped you eight times.

11. Be careful when brushing your teeth in the future and do not swallow mouthwash again.

12. It is said that women are fickle, but facts prove that men are the chameleons.

13. I know you know what a pit is. It’s not that your face is full of pits, it’s that there is a pit under your feet!

14. Who has passed through whose youth, leaving a smile, who has stayed in whose flower season, and warmed my thoughts.

15. Tang Seng’s appearance, Wukong’s figure, and Sha Seng’s temperament, this is my ideal boyfriend.

16. I am most afraid that I will be mediocre in my life, but I still comfort myself that I am ordinary and valuable.

17. Things in this world are often like this. It was painful to mention it at the time, but a few years later, it was just a memory.

18. When the weather clears up, maybe I will love you again.

19. If you drink my passion as water, you will burn your tongue one day.

20. It’s not that I don’t want to be a lady, it’s that life has forced me to become a shrew.

21. I feel a little cold, maybe because there is an empty city in my heart.

22. The past we have walked together and the promises we have made together must be quiet after separation.

23. At the beginning of the story, we met each other as strangers, but at the end, we went our separate ways.

24. Live a day with one person, one mobile phone and one computer. Is this the case for you too?

25. I leave as gently as I came. Wave a banknote and don't take away a diamond.

26. If you work too hard, you are afraid of wasting your youth. Don't bother, for fear of regretting your youth.

27. Youth is a beautiful but cruel game. If you were my enemy, I would have killed you long ago.

28. In my next life, I will be the tooth in your mouth, because it hurts you too.

29. They all say that the mistress is a bitch, but they forget to consider whether the man who was taken away really loves you.

30. It is really ridiculous to never give sincerity in love.

31. Women can have no figure or face. But you can never lose sight.

32. Don’t hate the person who left you. What you need to do is make him regret leaving you.

33. Like a child, simple and quiet until the end of the world.

34. I tell myself, if you can’t think about it, don’t want it; if you can’t get it, don’t want it.

35. Be sure to remember that people who can be deceived by you often trust you.

36. You can't control who comes into your life, but you can choose who to throw out of which window.

37. After waiting for a long time, you will become numb. In the end, you will not even know that I love you.

38. I don’t mind if you lie to me, but what I mind is that your lies can’t fool me.

39. When you really wait for someone, that person will never appear.

40. Every girl is an angel who never sheds tears. You just let me break my wings.

41. I couldn’t sleep last night. Counting the moon, I fell asleep halfway through the count.

42. You can live without a mobile phone, but I can’t live without it.

43. Sometimes, you have to face it alone, just to prove that you can.

44. Sometimes, all the pressure will condense into a kind of motivation, and something has to be done.

45. Everyone is busy with their own joys and sorrows, so there is no time to care about your loneliness.

46. Build your own road, dig other people’s roads, and let others build the road with me.

47. There are some things that you don’t need to put in your mouth, but in your heart. That is the real happiness.

48. I don’t miss you because I am lonely, I am lonely just because I miss you.

49. I have searched for her thousands of times, and when my feet are flat, I suddenly look back and look around, there are countless aunts and ladies.

50. Jingle Cat lives in darkness forever because it cannot see its fingers.

51. With my sister’s expression of contempt for you, run all the way away from my sight.

52. Exposing half of your butt does not mean you are sexy, it only means that you bought too small underwear.

53. No one will show up when I need them, and don’t show up when I don’t need them.

54. You, who seems to be the most passable person, occupy such an important position in my heart.

55. I can’t tell you why I love you, but I know that no one can replace you in my heart.

56. I really don’t know what I’m still waiting for, the ending is obviously very clear.

57. I will grow old, you will grow old, but the love words I said to you will not grow old.

58. The people I thought I would never forget were forgotten in just a moment.

59. Men and women are different. Men always swallow their sufferings by themselves, while women always find friends to complain to!

60. If one day I become a gangster, please tell them that I was once innocent.

61. Before asking a girl to change her for you, first ask if you have the capital to decorate her.

62. Since I left you, people have asked me: You always soak your eyeballs in tears to disinfect them.

63. The person you are pursuing already has a partner, don’t be discouraged, there will always be a day when you will meet.

64. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

65. You healed a blind man that day. When he saw you, he begged you to turn him back to blindness.

66. When you get old, find a small town with your lover, live quietly, watch the sunrise at the alley in the morning, and watch the sunset together at night.

67. Others think I am meditating, but in fact I am just looking at whether I should pick up a dime on the ground.

68. I don’t know the sweet words you like, so if you like to listen, let the storyteller listen to you.

69. Happiness is knocking on the door when you come home from get off work instead of looking for the cold key.

70. The busiest day is another day. Everyone says we have time to get together on another day, but we are never free on another day.

71. He was like a dog when he chased me, but now he just runs away when he gets tired of it.

72. People who are hypocritical, don’t say sorry to me. The best apology is to get out of here.

73. People always say that people cannot become legends before they die, but I am a living legend.

74. Although I can’t bite, I like to beat him to death with a stick so that he doesn’t dare to make any noise anymore.

75. The shrimp says to the dragon, you are a dragon; the dragon says to the shrimp, you are a shrimp. So the dragon beat the shrimp to death.

76. There are many ignorant people nowadays, and even more boring people. You are the only boring person.

77. Sometimes you think the sky is about to fall, but in fact you are standing crookedly.

78. I didn’t realize until school started: The furthest distance in the world is Monday to Friday.

79. When I get rich, I will take the person I hate the most and go to the best mental hospital in the world.

80. When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing; when I grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing.

81. Sometimes, you will pay a heavy price for cheating on a girl.

82. Don’t bother me when I need you! When you need me, I won’t even call you daddy to help you!

83. Don’t cry in front of me, I’m afraid I can’t help but make you cry louder.

84. When you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles, knocking them down.

85. Be happy, cheerful, tough, warm, and sincere to others.

86. Because you have loved, you are compassionate; because you understand, you are tolerant.

87. The difference between talent and genius is only one or two. Therefore, talents are very good, but geniuses are always a bit lacking.

88. Even if the employer is single, he will still be happier and happier than you.

89. Give time, let the past pass, and let the beginning begin.

90. Sometimes, I worry that my poor words will drive away the important people around me.

91. God has not given me any great responsibility, so why should I suffer from my will, my muscles and my bones, and my skin from being hungry?

92. If I can’t die in her heart, then let her die in my hands.

93. Life is like a fleeting moment, just suddenly. However, I will remember every word you said as long as I live.

94. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for working, but only suitable for getting a salary.

95. There will always be a few days in this year when you have no money when you go out and have nothing to do at home.

96. Although I always think that I am from Mars, please don’t really think of me as a Martian.

97. Praise is a kind of motivation. While giving praise to others, don’t forget to give yourself some praise as well.

98. Time is a medicine. If you master it well, it is the antidote. If you squander it wantonly, it is the poison.

99. Don’t grab the interests that belong to others. But we can’t allow others to take what’s ours. This is the principle.

100. Don’t be proud. My tears are not shed because you left, but because I am glad that you finally let me go.

101. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, what are you doing outside? Just stay by my side!

102. If the clown cried one day, would you think he was joking?

103. When you are young, you must sing your voice bravely. Even if no one applauds, you must sing loudly.

104. No matter whether the sky is sunny or raining, I am like a kite in your hand. You will never let go. This is enough.

105. Our love originated from liking, but in the end it ended in tears.

106. When you see a beautiful woman, you are fascinated by it. No wonder others call you a pervert.

107. You say that women are brothers and sisters in clothes. Boy, if you can, don’t wear clothes and hang out with your brothers and sisters.

108. Mathematics is on my knees, I don’t know English, chemistry is drunk, Chinese is not memorized, physics is useless, and I am already asleep.

109. It turns out that if you really love someone and your heart is sour, you will be speechless. Most of your sweet words will be told to irrelevant people.

110. When it comes to giving birth to a child, it is more reliable to be self-reliant than to seek help from outsiders.

111. When a woman misses the first man she wants to marry, she loses the desire to be picky. A man becomes picky when he misses the first woman he wants to marry.

112. If you really fall in love with someone, let him go. If he comes back, he will always be yours. If he doesn't come back, he has never belonged to you.

113. As long as a soldier is alive, he always wears his shroud. On the unknown front line, when you sacrifice your life for the motherland, the place where you fall is your grave, and your military uniform is your shroud. A cheap and funny personalized signature

A cheap and funny personalized signature

1. Since ancient times, there is no one who has shit, and there is no one who can shit without using paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

2. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

3. When we were children, we were destined to be princesses. When we grow up, we will be spoiled by our relatives and friends and develop princess disease.

4. I always feel that in ancient times, the mood of taking off the hijab during a wedding was similar to scratching a lottery ticket.

5. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, so isn’t celebrating a wedding anniversary just like sweeping the tomb?

6. Mosquitoes, when will you evolve to stop sucking blood and only suck fat?

7. Being a foodie is carefree, being a crazy person is worry-free.

8. I want to be your heart. If you piss me off, I will stop beating.

9. We obviously like each other, but why are we still so embarrassed that we dare not look at each other when we meet?

10. If you are hungry and sleepy, please don’t miss the mosquitoes; if you get entangled, you will kill every one of them.

11. Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first trial. After reading the news, the boss said to us in a serious voice, "Did you see, this is what will happen if you ask for a raise?"

12. Which is more important, the wife or the game? Of course, my wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife.

13. I forgot to tell you, in fact, I love you very much. I forgot to tell you, in fact, I miss you very much.

14. Indifferent people, thank you for once looking down on me and allowing me to live a more exciting life without bowing my head.

15. At noon on the day of hoeing, mines were buried in the soil. Li Bai came to dance and exploded into two hundred and five.

16. A man’s biggest failure is not that no girls like him, but that girls who have liked him feel that they were blind in the first place.

17. A bitch is a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it.

18. Are we familiar with you? If you have nothing to do, play a video and treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.

19. I ate quietly, just as I gained weight quietly, and I slept in, but I brought a piece of fat.

20. Love is a thing. Once the feeling comes, the principles will be gone.

21. Life is really ironic. A person can actually become the person he once most disliked.

22. People who say good night and go to bed are often still upset half an hour later.

23. When the teacher stops talking in the middle of class, it means that a classmate is dead.

24. Parent-teacher conferences and mistresses are of the same nature, aiming to destroy family harmony!

25. There are more than 700 million acnes in a year, and the number of acnes can circle the earth twice.

26. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

27. I am the chewing gum in your hair. If you want to get rid of me, you will have to cut off your hair.

28. It is said that the characters in "Xuan Wu" have good figures. Let me tell you, if you jump around like that every day, you will also lose weight.

29. When I was a child, I would blush whenever someone stared at me. Now, whenever someone stares at me, I will make him blush.

30. It is said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn’t studying affect falling in love?

31. If I could travel through time and space, I would definitely plant a durian tree in front of Newton’s house.

32. If you are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light.

33. You will never understand my sadness, just like a fat person doesn’t understand why a thin person wants to lose weight.

34. Let me go, what are the fast boys like this year? They look like they are joking with the singers.

35. I think back then, I was also a seed of infatuation, but it was struck by lightning and killed.

36. There are two situations when listening to music: looping a single until you get tired of it, and playing various cuts randomly.

37. It’s not that I don’t want to be a lady, it’s that life has forced me to become a shrew.

38. We are good friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing.

39. I really admire Zhao Yihuan. In the few movies she shot, she didn’t mention changing her hair style, but I couldn’t do it.

40. The highest state of being a handsome guy is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you.

41. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times on the surrounding trees.

42. A true brother is your woman when you need her most.

43. Oh my gosh, life goes by so fast, today I am officially running for the second year.

44. Zhao Wei said that only good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, wrong, only rich people have youth.

45. No matter what, you should learn from Tencent and call me dear every day!

46. I have always thought that I am a talent, but I was wrong, I am not! I turned out to be a genius.

47. Please don’t cry, because your sad face looks too hideous.

48. One day I change the automatic reply to what will happen next? As a result, someone chatted all afternoon.

49. Narcissism means being a man in the next life and marrying a wife who wants to be like me!

50. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter if it hurts or not, I should cry first.