Qq, which has a boring personality, talks about a happy day, that is, a day when you are full and go to bed.

First, don't deliberately hide each other's shortcomings because you accept love.

Second, sometimes I feel that others have ignored me. I think I may be too idle!

Third, don't mess around with women in big cities. What's wrong with coming back? It doesn't matter if your sister-in-law killed your brother. I'm afraid your sister-in-law will pass it on to dad in case your mother catches the whole village.

Fourth, drinking without the purpose of getting drunk is hooliganism.

Fifth, there is no room for a third party except love.

Six, there are always several dreams to break in a person's life.

7. A good man should not be tempted by the beauty of others, and don't forget that you still have a woman who only loves you.

Eight, the three strongest heartbeats in my first half of my life occurred when I was named by the teacher in class and stepped on the stairs, and you smiled at me.

Go to bed early. Why? I can't afford a national treasure at present.

Ten, I love you so much that I ignore myself; I trust you enough to doubt myself.

Eleven, I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into meatballs in one bite.

After so many failures, I dare not say forever.

Thirteen, don't complain that the coke can spilled out without tightening the water, and don't complain that the secret was let others know without keeping your mouth shut.

Fourteen, it is most shameful for a girlfriend to betray herself! Being with the man you like is the most shameless! Hehehe! I am embarrassed to say that I really love you!

Fifteen, if I am white-haired and my face is late, will you still hold my hand and be gentle?

16. Whether it's friendship or love, you came, I embraced you warmly, you left, I let go.

Seventeen, if you don't want to do it, you will always find an excuse; If you want to do it, there will always be a way.

The three strongest heartbeats in my first half of life occurred when I was called by the teacher in class, stepped on the stairs and you smiled at me.

I love you, you love her and she loves him. What a love triangle.

A happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.

If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

Congratulations, your charm has spread to the spiritual field.

What if you want her to laugh all the time? A woman always goes to someone who makes her cry.

Maybe you won't realize your fear of heights until you reach the heights.

Twenty-five, many years later, do you still remember that there was a person who tried to cherish you?

Interesting classic quotations-a happy day is a day when you go to bed after you are full.

The mobile phone didn't ring for a month, so it was repaired today. As a result, the maintenance master said that the mobile phone was not broken, but no one called in for more than a month. I knelt down to the master and begged him to stop.

Remembering that someone said that they would make a sequel to flying swords of dragon gate, called flying swords of dragon gate B, I prayed to myself not to make a third episode.

Eight years ago, I got into the bad habit of smoking and a roommate got into the good habit of drinking milk. Now, I am alive and well, and my roommate is dead. Because in China, cigarettes have no tobacco, and milk is poison.

Today, on the side of the road, a girl came over and looked like a college student. If you want to ask the way, come up and call: uncle. Shit, I'm not thirty yet. Where is it like an uncle? So I clenched my fists: Sister-in-law, what's the matter?

Woman: "Would you like to be my sun?" . Man: "I do!" Woman: "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me ..."

Honey, the year-end bonus is less. Remember to fill the boss with wine, and then remember to let him drive back by himself. For his safety, remember to call the police quickly ... don't let me have a good year, you will spend the New Year in it! ! !

Spend Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone, and leave me alone at the end of the term!

January is a rare month when people no longer care about boat tickets because they can't even buy tickets to go home.

You are good to me, so I can't help bullying you.

The best thing in the world is to eat and sleep.

For my Audi, your Dior and our children Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

How about having a husband, scoring goals with the goalkeeper!

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

A person, if he doesn't push himself, has no idea how good he is.

It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

Once you learn to break the jar, you will find that the world will suddenly open up.

In fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

Extraordinary appearance is important even to wild animals.

Resist breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!

Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky. ...

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

The thought of 20xx coming, the thought that I still owe money to the bank, makes me want to laugh in my dreams!

Every woman who calls herself "elder sister" is looking for a very manly man, and it turns out that the most manly one is herself.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you fall in love with a foreigner.

Looking forward to 65438+ 10 month, because there are only two serious things in the whole 65438+ 10 month: holidays and other holidays.

Don't think that you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming was made by two people.

Take the initiative in everything, such as climbing the wall and other almonds.

If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

Insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that one less night's sleep will kill you.

Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.

Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

You are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P!

Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!

I want to be an angry bird and hit those pigs.

Love is to put up with everything regardless.

Whenever cleaning, the school will say "school is your home"; But if you are late, the school will say, "Do you think school is your home?"

The so-called difference in values is that if you give a candle, some people will feel that there is a cake missing, and some people will feel that there is a whip missing.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

Although there are many wives and concubines, they love each other. Children around the knee, home unbeaten. Play if you want, and do what you can. The air is free and there is no darkness. Looking back, I have regrets.

A happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.

Monitor, look how determined I am.

I am cute and responsible. What did I do wrong?

Big Big Wolf, a big stupid Wolf, can never beat Pleasant Goat or serve Red Taro.

Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covered the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

A thousand years of fame, a lifetime of burial, a delicate country, and a ridiculous life without a monarch.

Phoenix, who once played here, left without permission and waited all night. From then on, Wan Li cried.

The Year of the Loong is in a good mood and has no troubles every day; Raise your head and embrace happiness, lower your head and embrace beauty.

I miss the days when I ate single-celled animals (women use this as a sign, which is absolutely spicy)

Youth is like mahjong, you have to clap or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women have been counted, and how many institutions have been counted, just to enjoy the moment of being knocked down.

The exam is coming. . . Ask Kobe to control the ball, single subject 8 1 point, rocket control, 22 consecutive subjects, McGrady control, damn it, you can copy 13 points in 35 seconds. . .

Life is a hundred times more cruel than comics. It has arranged countless Pang Hu who like to bully you, countless strong men who like to laugh at you, and an Yijing who you will never catch up with, but never thought of giving you a real robot cat.

A man applied for a job, and the female manager asked him what he was good at. The man said, "The lower body is special." Female manager: "Rogue, dirty …" The man said angrily: "Who is rogue and who is dirty? I said what happened to my leg ... "

Every time the nurse sister comes to give me an infusion, I will pretend that I don't know what this rubber tube is tied to my hand. In fact, it is just to listen to the soft three words from the nurse sister's mouth: pulse pressure band.

An IBM interview question, people with a monthly salary of 80 thousand, 90‰ made mistakes. Can you answer correctly? 1+2*3=? Don't think too much, answer at once.

I found that, in study, like Big Wolf, we appeared in an extremely NB posture every semester, and at the end of the semester, we left in an SB posture that everyone expected. Finally, I want to shout: I will study hard …

"Hello, host, I am crowded on the 1 bus. I want to order a song for the girl by the window in front. It's Jacky Cheung's song. You know, yes, 1 You are on the bus. I am willing to squeeze a little. "

If you are the one, the female guest will turn off a man's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off a whole floor! ! !

Female teasers often say happy days: sleep when you are full.

I said my hands were cold, and he took off his scarf and surrounded my hands.

Second, a happy day: I don't go to bed until I'm full.

Third, I said you: it cleared up and the rain stopped. You think you can do it again, don't you?

I hope it's not the alarm clock but your voice that wakes me up in a few years.

What is the cruelest love triangle in the world? I like holidays, holidays like homework, and homework likes me.

When I left my hometown, people could no longer drink a well water.

Seven, I count the stars, your IQ is almost the same, you count the moon.

What would you do if someone hit your teacher? Feed that man to eat glutinous rice.

Nine, I have always been insomnia recently, and I will wake up every 16 hours.

Ten, you leave the mountains without birds, and people from all walks of life live.

I haven't lost weight for so many years, just because of your "take care" when we broke up that year.

Why do you like me? Because you look exactly like my future wife!

Thirteen, in fact, a person is quite good, quiet and not lonely. Speak human words. I don't want to start school.

Fourteen, after you get married, the marriage partner is not me, I will move to your house next door and be a quiet old king.

15. If you want to see a meteor, buy a diamond and throw it upstairs. Don't ask me why. Money is willful. There are two in the world, but you are still single.

Sixteen, I really want to throw a bomb at you and blow you up.

Seventeen, I know I'm a P, but I like to play handstand and pretend to be a B.

18. I always believe in one sentence: Only when you are strong, you will not be trampled by others.

Nineteen, love, flying like chicken feathers!

Twenty, my advantages: the courage to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

Twenty-one, our dialect is called homework crime.

Would you like to be my sun? I do. . Then please keep it. Walk kilometers with me.

Twenty-three, scared me to death. It thunders when it thunders. I was taking a bath and thought someone was taking pictures of me.

If I remember you in my next life, I must have died incompletely.

Although your chest is small, your face is big.

26, the sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, you can't tell me:

Twenty-seven years old, I suddenly found out how important it is to have a good-looking face in this world.

Twenty-eight, there is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called not at all, there is a kind of multiple-choice question called looking right, and there is a kind of calculation question called crying while doing.

Twenty-nine, yo, yo, yo, Chuck, fake your way to the side.

Thirty, once upon a time, a person died, and then what? And then it was gone.

Thirty-one, ta said that watching the sunrise can make people feel alive.

Thirty-two, I was pulled out before I could flirt.

33. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

Laugh at the funny conversation with the audience-the happiest day is when you go to bed with a full stomach.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why always look around? Not much quantity, not to mention quality.

Nowadays, children wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle. Here's the thing. Children's shoes turn around.

My sister is at the bow, my brother is downstream, swimming fast, and the shark is behind.

Part one: You are the headmaster. Part two: He is a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.

Three elements of success in picking up girls. One is shameless, the other is persistent, and the third is shameless.

I suddenly found out why I used scissors, stone and cloth to decide the order of a group of people. I see.

A man's love for you is in direct proportion to how much money he spends on you.

The three hardest words to say every day: I am hungry; The saddest four words: hungry again.

What are the seas run dry and the rocks crumble? I love you forever, and I will accompany you forever. If you die, who wants to die with you?

Does anyone stare at the computer screen like Ji, but don't know what they really want to do?

I want to buy things when I'm angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money. .

It is difficult to go to school when weeding at noon. A little book, just one afternoon.

After drinking Sanlu milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating!

Wukong, get the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks for the master. Jason Wu, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.

I stretch out three fingers and say to you, "I'll give you five words: nonsense!" "

It is said that school is our second home, so I am sleepy, let me sleep!

At that time, I wore a red scarf and walked into the Internet cafe humming loudly.

Shenzhouxing, I think so. Can I not send it?

The highest level of boredom, turn on the computer, press the phone and watch TV.

If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and I may be hungry at most.

You want to open a video, open a video! Do you think your TV is on?

Would you choose to buy you a coffin: flip, slide or full touch screen? .

Do you think I'll watch you die? Absolutely not. I close my eyes.

The most fake sentence in the world is, classmates, let me say a few words briefly below.

A happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.

I think one day, the students are talking below and the teacher is shouting hi on the platform.

Do you feel that everyone is very noisy at the beginning of the self-study class, and suddenly it stops. I feel that the silence is terrible.

Teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

I feel that the bell sounds better than the national anthem, and the bell collapses more than anxiety. .

When you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one. Oh yeah!

You think you have a good figure, haven't you heard the saying that you have a big chest and no brain?

The most fake sentence in the world is, classmates, let me say a few words briefly below.

After class, the teacher said, what else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

In the college entrance examination, your classmate leans over and rewrites your life; Classmate two sideways, from now on.

In this world, people who watch your jokes will always care more than you do.

I have two me. One is cold and the other is warm. I will treat you as you treat me.

It's best not to use your own photo as an avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.

Don't challenge my driving skills with your life, you can't afford to get hurt!

Get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs and eat worse than pigs. This is the so-called school.

Would you like to be my boyfriend? Give you three choices. Yes, B likes it very much and C likes it very much.

I want to find a white horse in my dream. When I open my eyes, I find that the world is full of grey donkeys.

I have two dreams in my life: one is to dream all the time, and the other is not to wake up.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

In this simple era, we all naively believe that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

If the head teacher is a woman, then Zhou Zhiruo is the best description; if it is a man, Cao Cao is the best description.

Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly!

Some people, even if the surface is not sunny, are still so unhealthy inside.

When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

How much love can be messy around you, and how many broken shoes are waiting!

It is said that there is a kind of person whose alarm clock always can't wake himself, but it wakes others.