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Talk about it when you are red-eyed

1. What is deep love? Her name is engraved on your hand, but I feel bad about whether your hand hurts.

For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly, we should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

We put down our dignity, personality and stubbornness because we can't let go of one person.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Since the school doesn't allow students to fall in love, why should we be given matching clothes?

6. A glass of water, no matter how hot, is unbearable. Don't let go, because at the moment you let go, you will lose not only the water, but also the cup. Love someone the same, no matter how long you wait, no matter how hard and tired you are, you will never give up, because the next second you give up, your heart will be empty, and you will lose the persistence of love.

7. I like you for no reason; Don't like you, everything is one reason!

8. With you, you are everything. Without you, everything is yours.

9. Love either doesn't start or lasts forever.

10. Love always makes people red first, then red eyes.

1 1. Even if I dislike you a thousand times, complain about you a thousand times and hit you a thousand times, I won't leave you once.

12. I disdain to argue with anyone. Those who love me, don't argue. If you don't love, it's no use arguing again.

13. I used to like to eat lollipops. I used to like to hear that I love you. I always think of you. I used to hate you. Look, I used it once.

14. When we know love, we are no longer willing to give it easily.

15. Every sentence? What are you doing? ? Behind it, there is a hidden sentence? I miss you? .

16. The worst result of confession is not being rejected, but losing a friend from now on.

17. I want to answer a lot of questions. Even though I have answers, you have never asked me.

18. You have to believe that the person who accidentally falls asleep while chatting with you must be the one who cares about you the most.

19.? What's it like to like someone? Even if he looks at you one more time, you'll think he likes you, too.

20. Boyfriend cares about your weight, and husband cares about whether you are full or not.

2 1. It is said that boys touch girls' hair because they like girls, and girls scratch boys' sleeves because they like boys.

22. It is normal for a person to contact you suddenly because he is looking for a spare tire; It's normal not to contact you suddenly, because you are just a spare tire.

23. If you miss a man who is sincere to you, then you will meet a beast who plays with you.

24. Men can't refuse new love, and women can't refuse old love.

25. If a person can make you forget the past, then this person is your future.

26. The more you chat with people you care about, the less you can find the topic.

27. Why do men always say that it is not easy for my mother to raise me after marriage and it is good for my mother? But he won't tell his mother: Mom, it's not easy for my wife to come to our house without her parents. You should treat her well.

28. Remember, I can open my heart to you, or just be neat.

29.? Stay with me all your life, okay? I didn't dirty your quilt.

30. I changed your note to your name, using your first name and last name.

3 1. Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Some people give you their hearts, but you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love them.

32. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, Shit, I didn't say that! ?

33. To really like a person is that he doesn't meet your standards at all, and you still like him so much.

34. If one day I suddenly want to travel around the world, can I go with you?

35. After many years, will you and her deep in the ocean remember to owe me a future?

36. When you are lovelorn once, it seems that you suddenly understand the meaning of all love songs.

37. If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me!

38. I am not afraid of waiting, getting old, dying or anything. I am afraid that the person I like will fall in love with someone else.

39. The teacher said: It's okay if you want to fall in love, but you need to find a responsible person, someone who will shake your hand when you see the teacher. What's the use of coming? ?

40. If you need a ring to prove your love, then the problem is not just the absence of a ring.

4 1. When you meet someone you like, you should take the initiative to be a bitch.

Please cherish the boy who was beaten half to death by you but didn't fight back. Don't forget, you can't beat him

43. If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die. I love you.

44. It's mine, I can't run away; It's not mine. Might as well run away.