Full marks for 202 1' s provocative love story.

0 1, "Do you know why I don't wear blush?"

Why?

"I can't help blushing because I see your face."

02. "I am an inaccessible person"

Why?

"Kiss me if you don't believe me."

03. "Life belongs to life, ideal belongs to ideal, and reality belongs to reality"

what are you trying to say？

"I want to say that you are mine."

04. "Do you know what you can get by drilling wood?"

fire

"No, marry you."

05. "Next time I see you, I must close my eyes, so that I can leave you here and see you every day."

06. "Do you know?"

Know what?

"Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

07. "I am angry with the express company."

What happened?

"I haven't sent you yet, so I cured myself and married you."

08. "When will you get married?"

Don't worry, let it be.

"Go back to get married this year. I was born, so be it. "

09. "Everyone else wants to sleep with you, but I don't."

Then what are you?

"I just want to stay in bed with you."

10, "This selfie is really ugly."

hum ...

"Not as good as one-tenth of your own."

On the perfect love of picking up girls.

I always work for three minutes, but I love you for so long.

I usually forget things, but I remember you so clearly.

You don't need it. I am glad I like it.

I'm fine, as long as you don't resent it.

How lucky I am to love you has become the best decision in my life.

How lucky I am to meet you at the best age, with no regrets, no regrets.

I can't say what's good about you, just want to sleep with you.

I can't tell you what's good about you. I just want to watch you take a shower.

I am not a goddess, a scum, or a tease. Whether you want to marry me or not, I just want to marry you.

I am not a male god, a schoolmaster or a handsome boy. Whether you want to marry me or not, I just want to marry you.

Give you the tenderness of the whole city and love the displacement of my life.

I have been spoiled for half my life, and my life has been bumpy.

Thanks to you, I can't live without you every day and I don't want to delay another second.

Miss you, I can't live without you every day. How can I not hold you in my hand?

If someone bullies you, I will change from a gentleman to a hooligan for you.

If someone takes you away, I will change from a lady to a bitch for you.

"Nobody likes me"

"Hello, my name is nobody."

I don't want other people's hugs, because it doesn't smell like you.

I don't want a hug, because there is no heartbeat.

"What if I break up with you?" "Then I'll make up with my ex-girlfriend."

"Then let's split it now!" "Fool, you will be my ex-girlfriend if you are separated."

A copy of a sweet and sultry love story with earthy flavor.

Simple love stories are sweet and provocative. Text 1 1. "The average time for the sun to appear in a day is 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

I think you look like one of my relatives. "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.

4. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

5. Have you arrived home? No, without you, no place is home.

6. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."

7. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."

8. Do you know what is in the eyes of lovers? Stone? No, it's you. ...

9. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

10. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

1 1. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

12. I've been looking for a store recently. Do you know some shops? It's your call.

13. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

14. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

15. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

16. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

17. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful. Anything you write casually is scenery, and since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.

18. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

19.2.3 wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.

20. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

The earthy love story is very sweet and provocative. Text 2 2 1. Do you want to try a new strawberry lipstick?

22. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

23. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

24. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

25. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

26. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

27. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!

28. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

29. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

30. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you? " "Sugar" and "No, it's my breasts"

3 1. Are you nearsighted (not nearsighted)? Then why can't you see that I like you?

32. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

33. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."

34. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old girl's heart.

35. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.

36. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.

37. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

38. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

39. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

40. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

I want to be your little tail. I will follow you wherever you go, enjoy the sunset with you, walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life.

42. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

43. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

44. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

45. "Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. "

46. Life has been short and sweet since I met you.

47. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

48. "I used to like wandering too much." What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."

49. Take you to all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.

50. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

5 1. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.

52. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

53. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

54. What is "how can a mobile phone save electricity"? "By your side!"

55. The oil tiger is always stupid, What the hell, and Little Fool.

56. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

57. "I want to travel." Where are you going? "One-day tour under the bed"

58. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."

59. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

60. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

High-level seduction skills and simple love stories in 2022

Advanced seduction with earthy flavor (Chapter 1) 1. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.

2. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"

I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.

5. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.

6. You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said it's not your job to have many people.

7. "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."

8. Love is not everything to me, but you are everything to me.

9. "I just want to be a person after meeting you" and "a person"

10. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

1 1. I'm super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

12. "Do you know my favorite god?" "Your eyes"

13. "Do you know why I am thirsty?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

14. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I am chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

15. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

16. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."

17. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.

18. "I lack necessities" and "What do I lack?" You!'

19. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.

20. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

2022 Advanced seduction (Chapter 2) 2 1. Do you know who you look like? (What person? ) My woman

22. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

23. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, I am still you.

24. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."

25. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."

26. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

28. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."

29. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

30. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

3 1. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is this? "Everything you said to me."

I don't care about anything, but I like you very much

When it's cold, tell me what's going on in my bed.

34. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

35. "I have a bad news for you", "What bad news" and "My thoughts about you are not simple"

36. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you and the white head is you.

37. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."

38. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are bright. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

39. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

40. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I am not doing well.