What does the Cantonese dialogue in the song "Doomsday" mean? Who can translate it?

Let me ask you, do you like Mediterranean men? Let me ask you, do you like bald men? )

-Why don't you ask why? Why do you ask for no reason? )

Listen to me first. Do you hate middle-aged men with bellies? Listen to me first. Do you hate middle-aged men with bellies? )

-Your friend ~ It's not funny. Are you doing it? Stop playing, man. What happened? )

Actually, I want to ask you, are you willing to stay with me all the time and make me a Mediterranean man with a big belly? In fact, I want to ask you, are you willing to stay with me all the time and watch me become a bald man with a belly? )

-When you get to the left BN, you will become a wrinkled and flat-chested old woman. At that time, you will become a wrinkled and flat-chested mother-in-law. )

However, I really want to take care of you by your side. Before long, I will live forever! ! ! However, I also want to take care of you by your side, not for a long time, but for a lifetime! )

-Are women minions? Who the hell is that woman? )

If you say you love me, be good to me (you say you love me, why are you doing this to me? )

It turns out that loving someone is a frame (it turns out that loving someone is like this? )

-Hey ~ This is your first day playing this game (Hey ~ Is this your first day playing this game? )

-I have strong feelings, and I am brave with you (feelings are like this, being with you for so long)

-I'm tired of everything.

-I have no feelings for you (I have no feelings for you)

-Your words ... (You said ...)

-I hate you ~ ~ (I hate you ~ ~)

-I understand that you can't be more practical than me, Sister D (why can't you make me feel more practical? )

You said you didn't like me (you said you didn't like me like this)

If you don't like me, I will change everything (if you don't like me, I will change everything)

The more I love you (the more I love you)

-The more I want to take my irrationality into account (the more I want to take my irrationality into account)

Because I love you! I don't want to bother you anymore (because I love you! I don't want to trap you any more)

I've seen it clearly, and I've decided to let you go.

Hello? (hello? )

Hello? You will be discharged from the hospital soon. It may not be long (hello? Come to the hospital ~ he ~ he may not be able to)

-It's embarrassing to point out ~ point out ~ point out, (why ~ why is this? )

-What are you doing? What are you doing to me? Why are you so stupid? Why did you lie to me? )

-Why don't you bury your last days better than me? Why don't you let me spend the last time with you? )

-Yes, God. Really .. I ~ I love you ~ d ~ ~ ~ sorry ~ believe me ~ I love you ~ ~)

-No ~ Don't lower me ~ No ~ ~ (Don't ~ Don't leave me ~ ~)

When you receive this letter (when you see this letter)

-or I have been to another world (or I have been to another world)

-I'm sorry ~ please forgive me, I know I'm selfish (I'm sorry ~ please forgive me ~ I know I'm selfish)

-I bet on our happiness (I bet on our happiness)

But I have no regrets, I know you will support me (but I have no regrets, I know you will support me)

Believe me, I really love you. Believe me, I really love you.

If there is a next life, I will be happier than you. If there is a next life, I will definitely give you happiness.

The original time never waited for me (the original time never waited for me)

-You forgot to take me away (you forgot to take me away)