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Those who understand the hidden rules of the hospital come in and have a look! ! ! urgent

don't worry too much, either. You think that doctors in hospitals are so heartless and there are so many hidden rules in hospitals. Well, since everyone thinks that hospitals have hidden rules, today we will talk about the "hidden rules" about hospitals!

1. You really don't need to give a red envelope to see a doctor

Many people think that doctors will not treat themselves well if they don't receive a red envelope. Actually,

is wrong. The person who wants you to get better most is the doctor, which has nothing to do with the red envelope. This is the duty. On the contrary, the doctor who received the red envelope felt that it was a hot potato, because once anything went wrong, the red envelope became his own "criminal evidence."

Besides, doctors are not allowed to accept red envelopes after repeated orders. Once discovered, the consequences will be very serious. Which doctor will leave a stain on his future for this three or five hundred dollars?

2. Don't always say that you are a related household

Often, when patients arrive at the hospital, they say to the doctor, "I am a relative of the XXX leader in your hospital", or, "I was introduced by Dr. XXX". The implication is that as long as you report your identity, the doctor will treat yourself seriously.

on the contrary, doctors are most afraid of all kinds of related households, because it is easy to look ahead and think too much when treating acquaintances, but they can't concentrate on diagnosis and treatment, and it is difficult to think calmly and make scientific decisions, which will eventually affect the diagnosis and treatment effect. In particular, some leaders' "royalty" will sometimes arouse the resentment of doctors, which is not worth the candle.

3. It's not necessarily a good thing for doctors to pay attention to you.

In the morning, when doctors made rounds, some patients said that it was too careless for doctors to look at me and leave. How could they be caring and attentive to people in the next bed? It's all the same to pay for hospitalization, so you can't favor one over the other!

In fact, it is a good thing that doctors pay less attention to you, which just shows that your illness is not very serious. On the contrary, if one day, department doctors and even the directors of other departments come to see you, either your identity is particularly distinguished or you are a rare and valuable medical record.

4. If you don't want to have a check-up, the doctor won't force you

After the doctor wrote the check-up, a patient said, Why did you write so many check-ups for me, doctor? Is it because of the charge? Then talk nonsense, thinking that the doctor opened the examination for kickbacks.

Before a definite diagnosis can be made, doctors will prescribe corresponding checklists according to your symptoms, such as chest pain, electrocardiogram, dizziness, CT and so on. If you insist on not doing this test, you can directly tell the doctor not to do it. Unless the condition is urgent, the doctor will not force you, but the consequences will be at your own risk.

5. Don't belittle other doctors in front of doctors.

When doctors see a doctor, they are most afraid of what patients say, that is, you are a good doctor, unlike XXX. They think that the doctor will be very happy if he praises him like this.

when doctors hear this sentence, they will sound an alarm in their hearts, and even regard you as a potential medical troublemaker. Because you can belittle another doctor in front of the doctor, you may also denigrate him in front of others. For example, if you speak ill of B in front of A, A will worry about whether you will speak ill of yourself in front of C..

6. It's better to find an attending than a director.

Many patients come to see a doctor and stay in hospital. They often need to find a director for various reasons, especially for surgery, and try their best to find the director of the department as the chief surgeon.

It's not that the director's skills are inferior to those of others, but because the director is also responsible for the administrative affairs of all departments, he has less time to concentrate on medical technology. So it may be safer to find an attending instead of a director.

7. when is the safest time to see a doctor?

when is the best time to talk to a doctor about your illness during the morning rounds? Daytime? Afternoon? Or at night?

none of them. The most suitable time to communicate the illness is in the morning when the doctor makes rounds, and it is best that the relevant family members are present. At this time, the doctors and directors are present, and any doubts can be raised on the spot, which is the most efficient solution. After the doctor's surgery, the patient's admission is likely to be too busy to see the dragon, and it is difficult to find a doctor again.

8. Large hospitals have parallel imports, and small hospitals also have sweeping monk!

would you choose a big hospital or a small hospital to see a doctor? There is no doubt that most people will choose big hospitals, after all, the top talents are there, which is why it is difficult to implement the national graded diagnosis and treatment.

However, even the top hospitals have parallel imports, and small hospitals have sweeping monk. Therefore, when looking for an expert, you might as well listen to others' comments. If it's no good, you can look at the doctor's introduction and evaluation on some official website or medical-related apps before making a choice.

9. Doctors are other people's children, so please give them more care.

A doctor once wrote a paragraph that he was eating after work and was called to see a doctor by his family. He said that he had eaten to see it. The family members shouted, do you doctors still need to eat? It is important to see the patient first. After the doctor heard this, big tears fell down.

Many doctors said that they wanted to cry when they saw this passage. We are also human beings and children of other people's families. When you are concerned about the safety of your family's illness, can you also give doctors more care?