On satirizing people with double goals

1, sarcastic words 1, uncle, you look great, like a wooden stick. 2. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive! Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

2, sarcasm 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3. It's really nothing, but every morning they hide from the wolf. They meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together.

3, irony 1, if you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future! Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students. Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

4, satirizing the man's sentence 1, it's useless to be handsome, and you can use that face to swipe your card after spending. 2. I really want to send you to a cage to wander the streets and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 3, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

5. If you hurt someone, you deserve 1, and a slap can't even buckle you on the wall. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you what you like to hear. 3. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin but a bone, and people know its face but not its heart. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

6, sarcastic man's sentence 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, I turned my head once, count me a rogue! You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man. 4. Your teeth are really white (you are so black).

7. Irony 1, you are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's younger brother. 2. Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo. 3. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

8. If you hurt someone, you deserve 1. As for your smile, Baidu can't find it. 2. Fighter in the slag, VIP in the slag. 3, salted fish turn over, or salted fish. 4. If you choose to look up at others at 45 degrees, don't blame others 135 degrees to look down at you. 5. Trees live with skins, people live with faces, trees don't need skins, they will die, people are shameless, and the world is invincible.

9. Irony 1, after all, this is not a beloved society, so you'd better restrain yourself. Please respect yourself. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

10, ironic sentence 1, five dollars means you have no strength. 2, holding other people's works and insisting that it is your own creativity. Don't deceive yourself. That's not your strong suit. Maybe your own incompetence makes you feel so insecure. It is meaningless to steal others' plagiarism. 6, you grew up without cover and lack of love. You tie the hemp rope to the pot.

1 1, ironic sentence 1, alas, tigers don't show off. You treat me like hollekitty, don't you? 2. Do you take me as a busybody when Xiao Lv doesn't talk? It's sunny and the rain has stopped. You think you can do it. 4. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you go?

12, ironic sentence 1, you are cool, you drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, have waterfalls in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are The Story Of Diu Sim Lu Bu, but you are actually a native of Antarctica. 2, if not, just sum it up in one sentence: I don't want to argue with you, for fear of polluting my mouth!

13, ironic sentence 1, go home and take a good look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb! You know what natural and man-made disasters mean. Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow.

14, ironic sentence 1, look at your child's long, I'm really sorry for the head shape, the head shape is sorry for the face shape, the face shape is sorry for the neck shape, and the neck shape is sorry for the body shape. You are a freak! People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

15, ironic sentence 1, what's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, I have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin and see if I can make up for the birth defect. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? You can give it to me or you can give it to me.

16, six quotations: 1, you are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.2. If you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future; 3. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ; If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement. You think it is redundant, but in fact … you are really redundant. 6. I made a computer desktop with your photo on a whim, and the fucking computer virus actually hit me!

17, ironic sentences are really creative and have the courage to live! Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is you.

18, ironic sentence 1, your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year. I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

19, ironic sentence 1, you laugh, the wolf hangs himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When you look at it, the world is shocked.