2009 Spring Festival Evening Sketch Lines

, Xu, screenwriter, Gao Dakuan director Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian, Xiao Shenyang, performed together.

(Zhao Benshan, Mao Mao debuted)

Zhao Benshan: Here we are.

He Miaomiao: Here we are.

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling. Right? ... flirting in Scotland.

Mao Mao: Grandpa, you read it backwards. It's Scottish

Zhao Benshan: Ah, the mood. Let's eat here.

Mao Mao: Grandpa, is this old and expensive?

Zhao Benshan: Yes, we have money, more than 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?

He Miaomiao: I didn't take my bag.

Zhao Benshan: Money bag, yellow bag.

He Miaomiao: That's it. Leave me on the kang.

Zhao Benshan: Do you think there is anything else you can do for this child? You said this was for you. You put it on the kang. Do you have any money in your pocket?

Mao Mao: Dou, you can't pay back the money. This is more than 70 yuan.

Zhao Benshan: I still have 400. All right.

He Miaomiao: That's impossible.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, that's enough ... waiter.

(Little Shenyang Debut)

Shenyang: Sorry, Grandpa, this is an upscale hotel. We don't accept agricultural and sideline products.

Zhao Benshan: No, we eat.

Small Shenyang: Mom, eat.

Zhao Benshan: Isn't it?

Shenyang: Not really.

Zhao Benshan: I said, girl, this meal is very important.

Little Shenyang: Mom, who do you call a girl? He is a man!

Zhao Benshan: Then why are you dressed like this? Still wearing a skirt?

Shenyang: This is our Scottish style packaging. Besides, it's not a skirt. Isn't it cropped trousers? Look, don't you have legs here? Ha!

Zhao Benshan: Hehe.

Shenyang: God, I'm in a hurry to wear it. God, I said, why are there no crotch in the aisle?

Zhao Benshan: Sure, save that leg for tomorrow, hahahaha. Oh, boy, let me tell you something. I'm going to invite an important guest to dinner today. You must treat him well.

Shenyang: Oh, no problem.

Zhao Benshan: Come, let me ask you something. Well, how much does it cost to get a good COP in your hotel?

Shenyang: Why are you so impatient?

Zhao Benshan: No, I mean the most expensive one.

Small Shenyang: 10,000 to 20,000.

Zhao Benshan: A ... 20,000? Ah, well, is there such a situation, eating today and checking out tomorrow?

Shenyang: What should I pay attention to?

Zhao Benshan: No, it's not a white note. It's not money, it's money (Take out 100 to Xiao Shenyang) Silly!

Shenyang: What do you mean?

Zhao Benshan: Hint!

Shenyang: God, you are so bright and handsome!

Zhao Benshan: Hehe, this marshal 100. I'm telling you, this is not for nothing! You must give me enough face when the guests arrive, understand? You have to leave some for me when I order.

Shenyang: How to get a ride?

Zhao Benshan: I have given face, but I can't spend it too hard. I want to order expensive dishes. ...

Shenyang: I just ... say "no"?

Zhao Benshan: God, you are amazing. Come on, come on, take some, and give you another 30. Let's go

Shenyang: I'll get it for you, ah!

Zhao Benshan: Thank you!

Shenyang: Don't worry!

He Miaomiao: Grandpa, I'm a little hungry.

Zhao Benshan: Hungry? Have a bowl of noodles

Shenyang: Oh, a bowl of 78.

Zhao Benshan: What noodles are so expensive?

Small Shenyang: Scottish noodles with gravy.

Zhao Benshan: Is bittern expensive?

Small Shenyang: Halogen is free.

Zhao Benshan: Ah, how about a bowl of brine? Ah, try the salty one first. Go, go ... Go, go.

Shenyang: So, haven't you been there?

Zhao Benshan: That's because I didn't come. If I had come, you would have done it. Go, go, go.

Shenyang: Old man, I said noodles are free. Will you return them?

Zhao Benshan: Come on, stand up and tell you something: When the teacher on the Avenue of Stars comes later, you must earn some face for me, OK? This is the best chance of a lifetime, you know? Grandpa trained you for more than forty years.

Mao Mao: Grandpa, how old am I?

Zhao Benshan: I trained your father for more than 30 years. Is it? Your father is a semi-finished product, and I trained him to be the stationmaster of a cultural station. You must pass him. Have you made up your mind?

Mao Mao: Yes!

Zhao Benshan: Show determination!

Mao Mao: I designated the Red Lake, and the waves beat against the waves. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each wave is stronger than the other. I took pictures of my father on the beach.

Zhao Benshan: (raising his fist) Ambitious!

Shenyang: Hey, here we are.

Zhao Benshan: Drink this brine first. The child is hungry.

He Miaomiao: Gee, Grandpa, it's a little salty.

Zhao Benshan: Nothing. Give the whole bowl of water first.

Shenyang: Free water, right?

Zhao Benshan: Just plain water.

Shenyang: OK, wait a minute, I'll get you some water.

Zhao Benshan: How about this?

(Bi Fujian debuted)

Shenyang: Stop, stop, don't move. Oops? Don't you know who it is?

Bi Fujian: Who?

Shenyang: Really ... shocked? Ha ... Wait, let me look, Zhu Jun? Not Zhu Jun? No ... What about white? No ... Bi! Are you Mr. Bi?

Bi Fujian: I'm finished.

Shenyang: Oh, my God, is Mr. Bi here to play? Why did you come out? Oh, my God, come on, it's time to run, Mr. Bi, Mr. Bi ...

Zhao Benshan: Hey, hey, hey, what's with the noise and the fire? The wolf kicked it out?

Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi.

Zhao Benshan: I know. This is my guest. (shaking hands)

Shenyang: Oh, my God, Miss Bi, can you take a picture with me?

Zhao Benshan: Wait a minute. You just arrived, right?

Bi Fujian: Just arrived.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, I've been waiting here for half a day.

Bi Fujian: Hello, hello. who is that speaking , please?

Zhao Benshan: Who are you looking for?

Bi Fujian: I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua Township Cultural Station.

Zhao Benshan: Yes, I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father. I am ......

Mao Mao: No, you are ... Zhao Tiezhu is my father.

Zhao Benshan: I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father. Aren't you looking for dad? No ... I found the right one.

Bi Fujian: Dad … no … that … I'm looking for your son.

Zhao Benshan: Ah, he is waiting for you in the village. Alas, the layout of the village is old and heavy. The secretary of the township head is waiting in line for you there. Set up a hall, and then get a big room, and get you a big photo to hang in the middle with flowers around it.

Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are those flowers?

Zhao Benshan: There are both white and yellow.

Bi Fujian: Oh.

Zhao Benshan: It's beautiful, really. People are waiting with pens, but they are crying and waiting for you.

Bi Fujian: Why are you crying?

Zhao Benshan: I'm excited-you went! Come on!

Bi Fujian: Oh, no, no, no, let's go to the village.

Zhao Benshan: No charge. The village arranged for me to have a meal in Tieling first, and then go afterwards. Look.

Bi Fujian: Eat here?

Zhao Benshan: It's the most expensive in Tieling. Let's go

Bi Fujian: No, no, no, no ... Dude, I ate on the plane.

Zhao Benshan: Suit yourself, okay? Listen to what I gave you, okay? Come on, come on.

Shenyang: Teacher Bi, take a picture with me. Take one ... take one. ...

Bi Fujian: Are you a waiter? This is a euphemism, isn't it? hahaha.

Zhao Benshan: I misunderstood when I first came here. You said there was no such skirt. Oh, my God!

Bi Fujian: Sit down.

Zhao Benshan: Have you just arrived?

Bi Fujian: Just arrived. Just arrived.

Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers.

Bi Fujian: Really?

Zhao Benshan: Aren't you from Dalian?

Bi Fujian: Yes, I'm from Dalian.

Zhao Benshan: Where do you live?

Bi Fujian: I live in Dalian Laobie Bay.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, there are relatives.

Bi Fujian: With you?

Zhao Benshan: The child's grandfather is also in Laobie Bay. Also known as Bi.

Bi Fujian: What's your grandfather's name?

Mao Mao: Bi Meng Ting.

Bi Fujian: Your grandfather must be a good mahjong player, right?

Zhao Benshan: Why?

Bi Fujian: Listen behind closed doors.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, it's just that you called a door cannon. Say that ...

Bi Fujian: Bi Fujian.

Zhao Benshan: Hehe, it seems to be Xiao Cui. It's true. Oh, my God, look at that smile. It looks like a picture of your grandfather before he left. Look!

He Miaomiao: Hey, Grandpa, look here! More like not laughing.

Bi Fujian: I don't think I can hide.

Zhao Benshan: If a child can't be with his grandfather in his life, just kiss him. Grandpa cried her out when he left. Please recognize him!

Mao Mao: Hello, Grandpa!

Bi Fujian: Hey, don't, don't, don't, get up, it's the New Year. If you come here, I have to give you lucky money.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, no, no, God, oh, this guy, come on!

Shenyang: Teacher Bi, would you like to take a photo with me?

Zhao Benshan: We haven't eaten yet. Get up quickly. Come on, order, come on.

Small Shenyang: Place an order after taking photos.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, finish the photo!

Shenyang: Did you run away?

Zhao Benshan: Who runs? No charge, it's all low-key, don't talk about this and that. Her grandfather, these are really relatives. Please order.

Bi Fujian: No, no,no. Let's grab something to eat. You came when you came.

Zhao Benshan: Now that our family is rich, the life of farmers is different from the past. Just eat hard. How much can you eat? I want to order.

Bi Fujian: Any one.

Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalone!

Shenyang: Sorry, there isn't.

Bi Fujian: Don't order anything so expensive. Come down.

Zhao Benshan: A four-catty lobster.

Shenyang: Sorry, it's not that big!

Zhao Benshan: How big is it?

Small Shenyang: It's over a kilo.

Zhao Benshan: Do you have ... more than a kilo?

Shenyang: Yes or no?

Zhao Benshan: Now, let me tell you something. Is this your shop? You don't understand. Not bad money!

Shenyang: Oh, no!

Bi Fujian: Let me see. Don't order shark fin.

Zhao Benshan: No fishbone, because I ate fishbone once and it got stuck. Later, it was not easy to choke with steamed bread and vinegar, so I took it out with tweezers in the hospital! Don't eat that thing

Bi Fujian: Neither did he.

Zhao Benshan: No, why do you want nothing in this hotel? What the hell is this? Did this man come easily? You call your boss.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: Why don't you just remember a "no"? Boss!

Shenyang: Ah, boss, oh, the boss is out.

Zhao Benshan: Where have you been?

Shenyang: I don't know, I don't know.

Zhao Benshan: What the hell are you eating here?

Bi Fujian: ... Let's have some home-cooked food, guys.

Zhao Benshan: Folk, right? Come among people. Guess what? There's a small pheasant stewed with mushrooms.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: You can have this.

Shenyang: There really isn't.

Zhao Benshan: Well, I brought you this. We do. Come on, Ya Dan, take this. Thank you for bringing it.

Bi Fujian: Oh, brother.

Zhao Benshan: I brought it to Beijing for you. Now I can't take it away, so I have to eat it here.

Bi Fujian: Pheasants can't be eaten.

Zhao Benshan: This is domestic. Wild mushrooms. Stew this in a pressure cooker for a long time. Let's go Ok, here's a dish, ah. Come on, idiot!

Shenyang: Who are you calling an idiot?

Zhao Benshan: Oh, no, I said order another idiot.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, I have. Come here. Guess what? These eggs are scrambled with onions.

Bi Fujian: Brother, why are all the materials ready for your next hotel?

Zhao Benshan: No, he didn't. The problem is, he didn't. He has no place to raise money for this matter. What are these dishes? Two. Well, I'll give you a chance: will Mr. Bi say no when he comes to your hotel?

Shenyang: Send one? God, why are you so picky? You said you didn't finish ordering one, so we have to make another one, right?

Zhao Benshan: I said, young man, if you do this, we won't be lonely. After I ordered it, you didn't have abalone or lobster.

Shenyang: Is there anything you haven't counted?

Zhao Benshan: What do I have? Didn't you say no

Shenyang: Stop it. What will happen in case?

Zhao Benshan: It's not a question of existence. Is it money or something?

Shenyang: I know grandpa is not short of money. I mean, it's easy for teacher Bi to come once. We can't care about money when we eat and drink, uncle. You see, I am young this year, but I have summed it up: a person's life is actually short. Sometimes thinking about it is like sleeping. A day goes by when you close your eyes and open them, huh? As long as you close your eyes and don't open them, your life is over, huh?

Bi Fujian: Brilliant, young man!

Zhao Benshan: Gao Ming, he is a fart!

Shenyang: Grandpa, I didn't mean anything else.

Zhao Benshan: What do you mean?

Shenyang: I mean, people can't take money too seriously. Money will come and go. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life?

Zhao Benshan: Ang?

Small Shenyang: When people die, money is spent.

Zhao Benshan: Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life?

Shenyang: What?

Zhao Benshan: People are still alive, and the money is gone. Not bad money, don't worry, huh? Do a good job!

Shenyang: Hey, it's a beautiful day today.

Zhao Benshan: This kid. ...

Shenyang: This is embarrassing!

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Zhao Benshan: Her grandfather will come quickly. This dish will be cooked for a while. Look, Ya Dan is here. This child has been an artistic germ since childhood!

Bi Fujian: Art Cell.

Zhao Benshan: Yes! Let's see if you can be on your way. Talent, that's great!

Bi Fujian: I get it, brother. Oh, you came to pick me up today to let your granddaughter go to our Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: Yes. Have such a relationship.

Bi Fujian: Oh, and what did she order?

Zhao Benshan: Come on, show it to Grandpa. All right, waiter, come on, get Mike, karaoke. Give me that microphone. Stand still.

Bi Fujian: So be it. Let's play by our rules.

Zhao Benshan: What are your rules?

Bi Fujian: Come on, sign up.

Mao Mao: Since. ...

Zhao Benshan: Just look ahead. Just relax。 Where did it come from? Tell me.

He Miaomiao: I, I come from Shuigouzi, Lianhuachi, Tieling, a big city. My name is Ya Dan. I feel very impulsive today. It's sunny tonight ... it's cloudy and sunny tonight.

Shenyang: Oh, my God, I'm reporting the weather forecast, hehe.

Zhao Benshan: Don't put it there. She is in a bad mood. Don't be sad. Let's go

Bi Fujian: Go on, go on.

Mao Mao: My mood ... changed from cloudy to sunny. Oh, why? It's me ... I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so good that he can take me to that smooth road.

Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: Avenue of Stars.

He Miaomiao: To the Avenue of Stars. Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity. I am very grateful to you. If you really want to lead me on the right path, I thank your eight ancestors. I ... thank you on behalf of eight generations of ancestors. I will never forget your great kindness to me. I will never forget you in my life, and I will never let you go if I am a ghost.

Bi Fujian: Grandpa, no, her grandpa, why do you get scared more and more?

Zhao Benshan: No, this kid ... just ... what do you mean ... just wants to get back at you.

Bi Fujian: Revenge?

Zhao Benshan: No, reimbursement ... reimbursement ... reimbursement? You, no, pay back! thank you very much for your kindness！ Ah! You won't forget grandpa if you succeed! Sing, sing.

Bi Fujian: Can you sing?

Zhao Benshan: Oh, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi.

He Miaomiao: That is Li Na's.

Zhao Benshan: Li Na? Love someone, you sing!

Mao Mao: "Who brought the ancient call, who left the Millennium expectation ..."

Zhao Benshan: Don't sing in the middle, the last one, the one with "Oops …".

Mao Mao: "That is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau ...".

Bi Fujian: You are still young. Your voice is really high.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, let's play another key. Let's go

Mao Mao: That ... that. ...

Zhao Benshan: Then what ... Then? ...

Mao Mao: Grandpa, the salt water is a little salty. ...

Bi Fujian: OK, OK, OK.

Zhao Benshan: Well, what's more, I cried and sang after that.

Bi Fujian: Wait ... Wait, wait, wait.

Zhao Benshan: Even crying and talking.

Bi Fujian: What program?

Zhao Benshan: Just the back ... What ... "How difficult is my home? How hard is it? " That's it.

Bi Fujian: No, no, no, that's called acceptance speech. The Avenue of Stars is all true stories. You, you, you haven't been to Beijing or participated in the Avenue of Stars. You, you, will deliver your acceptance speech.

Zhao Benshan: No, you have this ... this relationship. Besides, can she not win the prize for this condition? Listen, I'm not sure if her grandfather is here. Come on, cry, cry. The child is so amazing that he cries as soon as he looks up three figures. One, two, three, cry.

He Miaomiao: Are you crying?

Zhao Benshan: Cry! Why are you like this? It's over. You cried so fast at home. It's over. Come on, come on.

Mao Mao: I don't cry when I'm cold.

Zhao Benshan: Don't you have feelings for grandpa? Come, see grandpa. This is a picture of your grandfather. Let's go Cry!

Mao Mao: ... (from crying to laughing)

Zhao Benshan: You're finished! Dude, what are you laughing at? Why are you crying ... What are you laughing at?

He Miaomiao: Oh, this is so interesting. Where are the photos?

Bi Fujian: Stop, stop, stop! Good talent, good singing.

Zhao Benshan: OK?

Shenyang: This is not bad. God, if I can go this way, I can go in.

Zhao Benshan: Where are you going? You, serve the food quickly!

Shenyang: I'm going to the Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: What avenue are you going to? It's hard for you to get on the kang! Come on, serve!

Shenyang: It's easy for Mr. Bi to come. Let me show you. I can also sing.

Zhao Benshan: How can I have time ... Listen. You know, it's all about the art world. What are you singing as a waiter?

Shenyang: Just let me sing a song.

Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing!

Shenyang: I won't serve you food unless you let me sing!

Zhao Benshan: If you don't serve me food, I'll go to your boss!

Shenyang: I'll tell you what you told me when you asked my boss!

Zhao Benshan: I'm looking for your boss ... Do you want to know what you're going to say ... You have to say ... he sings better than her.

Bi Fujian: If you do this, you can still tell me, or you can sign up.

Shenyang: Actually, Miss Bi, my fate is the same as hers. I also have a grandfather named Bi!

Zhao Benshan: Come on! There's no need. Don't be ridiculous. You should sing yours. Where are you from?

Bi Fujian: Don't interrupt, don't interrupt. Come on, young man, what can I get you?

Shenyang: Ah, I can imitate the performance.

Bi Fujian: Imitate who?

Shenyang: Imitate Teacher Liu Huan.

Bi Fujian: Who is Miss Liu Huan?

Shenyang: Me and you.

Zhao Benshan: You sing alone. I just got off the plane, and I'm tired of singing with you like this?

Bi Fujian: No, he sang with me.

Zhao Benshan: Follow me. I won't sing with him.

Bi Fujian: Let me explain to you, brother. This is a song called Me and You.

Zhao Benshan: Oh.

Little Shenyang: the title of the song. I sing a song for Mr. Bi. Mm-hmm. "You and I, heart to heart, * * * live on the earth ..." Oh, my God, I'm singing a myth, as if.

Zhao Benshan: Please drop it. Your singing is off center, and so are your pants. When you say you are, you are a misguided person. Stop singing and serve quickly!

Shenyang: I'm very excited.

Zhao Benshan: Go and serve the dishes.

Shenyang: No, no, I'll sing another song. Teacher Bi, can I sing another song?

Zhao Benshan: What are you singing?

Shenyang: Let me sing a song by Dao Lang.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, you can sing dung beetles.

Bi Fujian: No, no, brother, Dao Lang. This is not the name of an insect. It's a personal name, Dao Lang. The singer's name, Dao Lang.

Shenyang: Well, Dao Lang's voice has a sense of vicissitudes. "The first snow in 2002 came later than before" ...

Bi Fujian: If there was one more, who else would you sing?

Shenyang: I can also sing the Avenue of Stars and get out of that Po.

Bi Fujian: Po has a high voice!

Little Shenyang: Next, I will sing a folk song "Shandandan Blossoms Red" to Teacher Bi: "Shandandan Blossoms Bright Red. Chairman Mao aha led us to have a good time. Chairman Mao, lead us "... get up. ...

Bi Fujian: Calm down.

Little Shenyang: "... fight for the country"!

Bi Fujian: What's your name?

Little Shenyang: My Chinese name is Little Shenyang.

Bi Fujian: Do you have a foreign name?

Little Shenyang: The British name is little Shenyang.

Bi Fujian: What's his name?

Zhao Benshan: Don't you understand? The English name is Small Loss Sample.

Bi Fujian: Where are you from, young man?

Small Shenyang: a native of Lianhua Township.

Bi Fujian: Is it from Lianhua Township?

Shenyang: Yes.

Bi Fujian: Brother, that little Shenyang your son asked me to find is him!

Shenyang: Is that me?

Bi Fujian: Well, will you come to Beijing with me tomorrow and take the Avenue of Stars?

Shenyang: God, thank you, Teacher Bi! Oh, my God, I'm so excited!

Zhao Benshan: Hey hey, her grandfather, this child, look at you, these are really relatives. Besides, I stewed all my things for you. The problem is ... you ... this child ... if you don't give me face, you have to give her grandfather face, which? ...

Bi Fujian: No, no, no.

Zhao Benshan: No, let her grandpa talk to you himself?

Bi Fujian: No, no, no, I want to know, is it famous?

Zhao Benshan: She is not famous. She's ... you know, I'm not recommending her. She is quite famous! You go to Sohu. Watch the news. High hit rate. Wow, more than two years. It's called Ya Dan.

Bi Fujian: Oh, that's Ya Dan on Sohu. com？

Zhao Benshan: That's her!

Bi Fujian: Oh, great, great. That's it. You serve the food right away. Today's dinner is on me. My treat. Ah, Ya Dan, you are going to Beijing and the Avenue of Stars with your eldest brother tomorrow. You have a group called not bad money.

Mao Mao: Huh? Can I go too?

Bi Fujian: Sure.

He Miaomiao: Thank you, Grandpa!

Shenyang: Thank you, Grandpa!

Zhao Benshan: Tell you what, Mr. Bi.

Bi Fujian: Huh?

Zhao Benshan: Your Avenue of Stars is not a stage for the people. Can anyone participate?

Bi Fujian: That's right.

Zhao Benshan: They both want it, so they can accept me.

Bi Fujian: Does Sohu also have your name on it?

Zhao Benshan: Oh, please try it. Besides, I haven't told you an important secret.

Bi Fujian: What's the secret?

Zhao Benshan: Actually, my grandfather's surname is Bi!