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Sentences describing cross talk

1. The house we live in is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains inside and outside the rainy house, and it rains inside and outside the rainy house. Sometimes it rains too hard, so the whole family takes shelter in the streets.

2, this matter is not far from now, if there are old people at home, you can go back and ask-the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

If you have a cold and cough these two days, you won't just collect money.

This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.

After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You have a pile, I have a pile, no one knows who it is, and they all have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

6, there are difficulties to help, there is no difficulty to create difficulties to help.

7. English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic ... I can speak seven or eight foreign languages, and I don't take Eight-Nation Alliance seriously.

8. My grandfather is in good health, but his mouth is full of teeth, only one tooth is left, and his teeth are blocked when he eats ... and he eats lotus root sleeves.

9. Four lessons of crosstalk were cheated, saying that learning to tease was changed after liberation.

10, I ordered shark's fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark's fin in three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.