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Tell me about those who have short hair and are suitable for posting on WeChat Moments. Humorous sentences about people who have had short hair.

1. On the first day after I cut my hair short, I already missed my long hair because my neck felt so cold.

2. I cut my hair short for the first time in five years and wanted to say goodbye to the past, so I said goodbye.

3. My hair quality is really bad! I really want to cut my hair short! But I really don’t have the courage.

4. I think I need to cut my hair short again. The weather is really too cold and long hair is not for me.

5. I just cut my hair short because I thought he was handsome. Why do I look so ugly after that?

6. Whenever I have a slightly biased thought, I choose to cut my hair short to alert myself.

7. In the dead of night, I want to cut my hair short again. Please persuade me to do so!

8. After the freshness wore off, I regretted cutting my hair short after washing my hair.

9. When you cut your hair short, you basically don’t need a comb. You can just wash and blow dry it for a while.

10. Every time I get a short haircut, I miss my long hair. When my hair grows, I want to cut it short again. Well, I will cut it again when my hair reaches my waist.

11. Cutting short hair is really addictive. After cutting it, I always feel that it is not short enough, not cool enough, not cool enough, eh! It's time to consider a new face.

12. After cutting my hair short, I discovered that hair loss has nothing to do with the length of your hair, and sometimes it doesn’t even matter whether you have hair or not.

13. It’s winter again, I’ve cut my hair short again, and started smoking again. People can’t always be positive, and people can’t always be unindulgent.

14. Don’t regret cutting your hair short, just turn around and leave, just switch to another one called timely stop loss.

15. Just like cutting your hair short, it is your own choice and there is nothing to regret.

16. Since I got this hair, it’s almost impossible to go out without combing it. It’s too difficult and miserable. I want to cut my hair short and return to the original happiness.

17. I finally got the idea to cut my hair short and tie it into a ponytail.

18. It’s not good to cut your hair short in autumn and winter. When you wear a coat, the hair on the back of your head is too ugly.

19. Cut your hair short for a while, keep it to destroy the intestines, Gao Xiaosong in the morning, Tengge in the evening, switch freely.

20. People are always like this. When their hair is long, they want to cut it short, but when they have short hair, they want to keep it long. When I was a child, I always wanted to grow up, but when I grew up, I realized that being a father is the most comfortable thing for a child.

21. It’s so easy for adults to have a breakdown. Today’s breakdown is to cut my hair short. Can your eyes and thoughts reach a little higher?

22. I wanted to cut my hair short, but suddenly I found that it was getting in the way when my hair was long, and my scalp hurt when I tied it up, so I went to cut it next week.

23. As soon as winter comes, I start to think about unanswerable questions such as why my hair still grows, why should I cut my hair short.

24. Postpartum hair loss has started. I have to cut my hair short and finish losing the hair that was not lost before. Hair is everywhere, which is very annoying.

25. I will no longer cut my hair short on impulse. My hair is too short and it is difficult to straighten it. My curly hair has grown out after five months of not being touched. A pile of fur is growing freely in front of my forehead. There is nothing I can do.

26. One goal is that I can’t cut my hair short. I want to grow my hair to waist length and then perm it. The one who smokes, drinks, and perms his hair.

27. I cut my hair short and saved a lot of shampoo, conditioner, hair mask and spray.

28. From washing my hair to blow-drying, three handfuls have fallen out. I want to cut my hair short, but it just falls out. It’s the kind of short hair you can’t see anyway.

29. It turns out that I will eventually cut my hair short and stop talking nonsense.

30. Cutting your hair short feels good for a while, but keeping it long will ruin your heart. You can switch between Gao Xiaosong in the morning and Tengger at night.

31. Look at my excellent hair volume. I'll cut my hair short on weekends. It's too difficult to wash and dry my hair if I have too much hair. I'm so lazy, so it's better to have less hair.

32. In fact, it’s not that ugly. I am still determined not to cut my hair short again, because I hate seeing your shadow on my face.

33. When did you realize that you are no longer young? That is to cut your hair short, and start to cut it shorter and shorter.

34. I regret cutting my hair short. In this weather, the length is really embarrassing. Will my hair be long enough when I graduate?

35. If you have naturally curly hair and a flat back, you really can’t get a good-looking hairstyle. If you want to cut your hair short, I really don’t know what to do.

36. I started to cut my hair short and comb it back. If I can’t wait until you come back, I will live more and more like you and love myself.

37. You must be firm in your own thoughts, cut your hair short if you want, wear whatever skirt you want, and don’t be angry with people who don’t deserve it.

38. Cutting your hair short is really addictive. I just cut it last night, and now I can’t wait to trim it shorter again.

39. I want to change my life by cutting my hair short, but I’m afraid that when I go to see you, you’ll like girls with long hair that reaches your waist.

40. Cutting hair short is addictive. Cutting hair for others is also addictive. My scissors are getting rusty.

41. Do you have any suggestions for getting a short haircut? I have never had short hair in my life and I am very nervous.

42. They all talk about beauties with long hair. In fact, I really want to say that the real beauties are those who dare to cut their hair short.

43. Cutting your hair short is really addictive, let’s cut it shorter. Once you cut it, you won't look back, it won't grow longer, it will just get shorter and shorter, until it gets so short that you can't stand it.

44. It is said that every girl who cuts short hair has a story to tell. In fact, I just want to cut off the split ends of my hair, and there is no other meaning.

45. I finally feel better, my face is a little fleshier, my hair has been cut short, and I feel relaxed. What’s more, I’m wearing red clothes for the Chinese New Year!

46. After I cut my hair short, I envy the ponytail. I really want to wear it.

47. After I got a short haircut, my husband complained that I was ugly and wondered how the hairstylist could cut my wife like this.

48. Someone once said that long hair is prone to hair loss! I cut my hair short, and now my short hair is causing me hair loss! Maybe you want me to shave my head.

49. I cut my hair short and dyed it. The next step is to make it shorter.

50. Cut my long hair short, cut off all worries, and become happy.

51. After the last meeting, I had a full dinner, my hair was cut short again, I exchanged money and got tickets, the winter vacation has officially begun, I must be good to my parents, I finished my thoughts.

52. On this day last year, you cut your hair short. And today this year, I see the photos of you at work. One year has passed, and I love you even more!

53. Spicy hotpot at the old place, but I didn’t expect that I haven’t eaten it in a year, and my hair has been cut short. Yes, the boss lady still remembers me.

54. I have the urge to cut my hair short every time, but I am disturbed by the hair strands every time. Every time I have the urge to give up on you, but every time I am moved by the memories.

55. Since I cut my hair short, there is a new problem every morning: how to braid it!

56. I originally thought that I couldn’t wear skirts if I cut my hair short, but I didn’t expect that a striped little black skirt and high heels would be cool.

57. The shorter your hair is cut, the farther you go!

58. I feel refreshed after getting my hair cut, and I feel like I can’t help but not cut my hair after a short haircut.

59. Every time you prepare to grow your hair long, you all say that short hair looks good and shows your temperament, okay, then one of you inadvertently goes to cut it short again.

60. I haven’t had such a comfortable hair wash for many years, and having my hair cut short makes me feel more comfortable.

61. I am afraid that I will go bald and lose my hair. I am afraid that if I cut my hair short, it will still fall out like crazy. But it is a little better than when I had long hair.

62. I have a small worry recently. Since I cut my hair short, I feel that none of my previous clothes fit my temperament.

63. It’s really suffocating to have short hair but still want to have long hair.

64. I suddenly want to cut my hair short, but my face is so big.

65. I cut my hair short today. Time flies so fast. One year has passed.

66. My hair is cut shorter and shorter, my clothes become simpler and simpler, I sleep later and later, and I care less and less.

67. It’s been five days since I cut off my waist-length hair. It’s the first time in the past few years that I’m wearing a skirt with short hair, and it feels a bit strange.

68. I got a short haircut, but it didn’t feel like what I expected.

69. I cut my hair short and then dyed it. The next step is to cut my hair short.

70. If the long hair that was previously unwilling to be cut is cut to the shoulder length, it can be cut shorter.

71. What suits you is the best, so I cut my hair short again.

72. My hair grows long and is cut again, and is cut again and again. I like long hair, but I cut it short.

73. He cut his hair short to remove his thoughts, while I grew my hair long to store my worries.

74. I suddenly wanted to cut my hair, and then I took action. It was the first time I did something so quickly. Short hair becomes addictive. After cutting short hair, I never want to grow long hair again.

75. Every time I look at the photos of people with short hair, I really want to cut my hair. But no, I have to look at people with long hair.

76. I want to cut my hair. Sure enough, short hair is poisonous and addictive. If you don’t want to keep it longer, please open the barber shop quickly.

77. Cut off the bifurcation of being loved, struggling inch by inch, cut my hair short, cut off the three thousand threads of sorrow, cut off the lovesickness, cut off the embarrassment that hurt me, cut off your love words in two pieces , and that sweet lie.

78. The shorter your hair is cut, the more people love it and the worse it gets.

79. If you can start over by cutting your hair short, then I will probably have to shave my head.

80. I had a mental illness last night and wanted to shave my head, but was persuaded to have a short haircut. After getting up today, I touched my head full of steel bars and fell into deep thought.

81. As a person who has had long hair for decades, I just cut my hair short yesterday. I want to start a new life again!

82. I cut my hair short. , I don’t change fashion, I am fashion.

83. I’m still not used to having my hair cut short. I squeezed out too much shampoo, so I thought of a song. When I sang it, I was all foamy.

84. It is said that every girl with short hair is a man with a story. In fact, I just wanted to cut off my split ends. There is no other meaning.

85. I felt so handsome just after I had my hair cut short, but then I looked back and saw why I was so ugly?