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Insomnia, no money, how to send a circle of friends for the New Year?

Suitable for copywriting in a circle of friends who have no money and insomnia. The following is for reference only.

1, I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money.

I found that I have one of the biggest shortcomings. What is this? Lack of money!

You are short of money in front of you, and you are rich in the distance!

I caught a bloodsucking mosquito yesterday and ate a leg today. I'm afraid eating too much is too extravagant.

5. If you are hungry, just look at the pictures in your mobile phone.

I am short of money, love, sleep and brains, but I am not short of meat.

7. Live happily and optimistically, and be poor and happy without money!

8. If you have money, you can leave if you want! No money? Well, let's just go.