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2020-09-25

?The biggest pee

Happy reading, come and read! Lulu turned into a balloon and flew in the sky. Suddenly, a forest on fire was discovered. Lulu peed and poured it down, and the fire was extinguished. The anger in his stomach was gone. What's going on? Let's go and see it together.

The biggest puddle of urine.

Now let’s talk about the seven mouse brothers.

The seven mouse brothers discussed going to the countryside for a picnic.

The seven mouse brothers brought matches, pots, and a lot of food to a forest.

There was a big sign outside the woods that read: "No Fireworks!"

However, the seven mouse brothers said: "Leave him alone, let's be careful with fire." That’s it.”

They sat down, picked up some dead branches, and started to light a fire.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the fire started, a gust of wind blew away a burning leaf, and the grass began to burn.

The seven mouse brothers pounced left and right, but they couldn't put out the fire.

Soon, the fire got bigger and bigger, and it was about to burn the entire forest.

The seven mouse brothers were so frightened that they cried loudly: "We are going to be burned to death..."

At this moment, Lulu, who had turned into a balloon, arrived above the woods. . Smart Lulu saw the fire below and started peeing into the woods.

Think about it, Lulu drank so much coke, and his belly is so big. This is probably the largest puddle of urine in the world.

The urine was poured onto the heads of the seven mouse brothers, into their pots, and of course, onto the fire place. The fire was immediately doused with urine.

As for Lulu, the air in his stomach finally ran out, and he slowly descended.

The seven rat brothers, whose tails were burnt and whose bodies smelled like urine, said: "From now on, we will never dare to use fire in the wild again."

Hello everyone, by today From the reading, we learned: The seven mouse brothers violated forest regulations and had a picnic in the woods, causing a forest fire. Just when they didn't know what to do, Lulu, who was flying in the sky, peed, put out the fire, and saved the seven mouse brothers. This is the biggest piss ever. The story is really interesting. Children, please follow Teacher Xin’s Lulu’s Teeth

Happy reading, come and read! Hello everyone, it’s time to read stories with Teacher Xin again. When Lulu grows up, she won’t be full if she eats bugs anymore, but what else can she eat? No mother told him. Lulu went to eat the branches first, squeaking, and finished a branch in a few mouthfuls. The friends saw that Lulu's teeth were so powerful, so they all asked Lulu to help. Who is here? Let’s go and see it with Teacher Xin.

?Lulu’s teeth.

Lulu has grown too big and eating bugs is no longer enough. But what else is there to eat?

Lulu eats branches. He bit off the thinner branches and crunched them, as if he wanted to eat sugar cane.

One day, the little monkey saw it and said to Lulu: "Wow, your teeth are so powerful? Can you help me bite this open?" As he said, the little monkey held out a few coconut.

The kitten brought some hard walnuts: "Please help me bite them open, Lulu."

Then, the little rabbit brought some chestnuts, and the squirrel brought some walnut. Everyone lined up in front of Lulu, waiting for Lulu to bite out the kernels. Denlulu bit out the nuts, and everyone took the nuts and left.

Lulu bit so many hard shells for everyone, but he didn’t taste the nuts inside at all. When everyone left, Lulu said: "I'd better eat my own branches."

Creaking, Lulu bit the hard branch.

After a while, the monkey, kitten, rabbit and squirrel brought a very big cake to Lulu.

The little monkey said: "Lulu, let me treat you to the coconut milk cake we made."

The kitten said: "There are walnuts on it." The little rabbit said "There are chestnuts on it." The squirrel said, "There are pine nuts on it."

"Lulu ate the cake with big mouthfuls. It was so delicious.

Hello everyone, through today's reading, we learned: Lulu helped his friends to bite the shell. The friends brought it to Lu I bought a big nut cake. Lulu is so happy! This is really "I am willing to help others when I am busy". Children, have you ever helped others?