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A sentence of desperate suicide.

1. "The world is not pure land, and each has its own hardships.

We are all sad guests in the world of mortals. Don't laugh at who is a poor person. "

2. How can life be satisfactory? Everything is not satisfactory.

Mistaken the old vinegar as ink, and wrote the half-life on paper sour.

More afraid of vinegar and ink, half bitter and half sour.

It is very cold in winter in Bu Jue Meng. A lamp is like a bean.

Half a bowl of chopped green onion clear soup noodles. Eat and drink enough to break into the world.

4. Medicine can't cure poor diseases, cigarettes can't solve all difficulties, wine can't get drunk, love is not as good as gold, people are not as good as before, gathering and parting is not up to you and me, everything is life, and nothing is up to people.

The world is in a panic, but the picture is broken. It happened that this broken silver can solve all kinds of panic in the world. Keep the elderly healthy in their later years, and the youngest son goes to school. You, me, rice, oil, salt and grains. But on second thought, you can't escape lying in the loess after a hundred years of death.

I'm sorry I was born a man.

7. Why are you so sentimental when others don't take you seriously?

8. The cause of every collapse seems to others to be making a mountain out of a molehill, but only you know how much sorrow this straw has overwhelmed.

9. The world is a good place, but I don't want to come again.

10, I have a hard life, there is no need to please you.

1 1, the moment is not enough to be the joy of life, I only believe in the purity of the moment of death.

12, how can you be so sensible that you don't even make a sound when you collapse?