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It's raining and typhoon, so it's suitable to stay at home.

Rainy typhoons are suitable for staying at home. The typhoon was even worse, blowing away the school and the teacher.

2. After the typhoon, the wind is long, and there is a refreshing and lightness that can't be photographed or explained.

The wind roared, like an army of horses, pouring in.

4. The leaves on the tree are swaying slightly, as if touched by the light passing lightly instead of the breeze.

5. Where is Mr. Higgs in the typhoon?

6. Affected by the typhoon, the waterlogging is serious and it needs emergency assistance. May you be safe!

7. Love is like plugging in the TV. From then on, it is a wonderful picture. Love is a typhoon landing on the coast, arrogant and frantic. Love is when a penguin meets a polar bear and finds a confidant thousands of miles away. Love is when your heart comes to mine. It turns out that there can be no distance between people.

8. The typhoon is getting worse. Help those students who don't like classes.

9. The typhoon roared at the empty street like a lion, and the remaining saplings resisted the strong wind alone. The more persistent, the more inclined, the last second. The wind blew it off and even uprooted it.

10. Typhoon. Look at the students' talking pictures. The trees all fell to the ground. Fortunately, I'm not at school.

1 1. It's windy today, suitable for wearing skirts. I'll be angry if Uncle Traffic Police posts another note. ...

12. Some people always complain that life is too dull. In fact, real life is like a boat, which can't stand the wind and waves. I'd rather walk carefree in this calm.

13. Do you know? I hope the typhoon will blow you to my side.

14. Typhoon Typhoon, slow down and don't blow my wig off.

15. No one at home wants to close the doors and windows now, and the storm will come at any time.

16. The wind turned into a smooth bully, whistling loudly and running around.

17. It rained heavily during the typhoon. How could you do that?

18. In case of a typhoon, a holiday is a wise choice.

19. My ex-boyfriend is in Hainan, and now there is a typhoon in Hainan. Should I laugh or cry?

20. Even the typhoon can't beat the monthly exam, so we are doomed to be killed by the monthly exam.

Rainy typhoons are suitable for staying at home.

2 1. The typhoon on Valentine's Day in China was disappointing. .

22. I have spread my homework on the balcony during the summer vacation. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

23. Touch the breath and heartbeat of everything. Everything touches the breath and heartbeat of the wind. Feathers blown off by the wind are caught by the earth. Ants carry the footprints of the wind. The back of the wind is the dream of the gods. The sadness of the wind is opened by the moon.

24. The sky after the typhoon is so beautiful ~

25. Quiet after the typhoon

Even if the typhoon blows the city upside down, I will go back to school the day after tomorrow.

27. After the typhoon, I hope all the bad things will be as good as the clouds in the past after the rain clears up. As long as it's good, your life won't be long.

28. When the typhoon comes, I choose to wait or change my attitude.

I have put my homework on the balcony and waited for the typhoon.

Mom says there will be a typhoon tomorrow, so don't go out.

3 1. God bless the descendants of China.

32. It is said that you attract the wind and butterflies. Look, typhoon number six is coming.

33. I hope it will rain, thunder, lightning, hail, typhoon, tsunami, earthquake, landslide, tornado, sandstorm and smog on August 2, and all amusement parks will be cut off.

34. It's raining so late, and the rhythm of being unable to sleep has begun. From the first day of water and soil clothing, to the later fire, and now the typhoon is coming, I suddenly feel that I have experienced a lot in a week. By the way, these boys have worked hard this week.

35. The sky is quite blue after the typhoon.

36. All typhoons that can't close schools are not good typhoons.

37. The strongest typhoon this year, Tiantu, will attack the Pearl River Delta tomorrow! Will bring serious damage to this area! You must take precautions! And don't take it lightly! Try to stay away from billboards! Evacuate the perennial flooded area as soon as possible! End the seaside tour immediately!

38. Typhoon Humor Sentences Typhoon comes to talk about making friends (48 selected sentences)

39. The south wind blows over the rice fields, making the tender green seedlings tremble, like a fresh and beautiful brocade, with fine needles and trembling with the wind.

40. The typhoon was good, so I took five days off in a row.

After work, it's raining and typhoon.

It rained after work. Humorous sentences (I)

1. After several days of typhoon and rainstorm, the quilts are moldy, and there is always a musty smell when sleeping.

2. The Woods far and near roared, sometimes lower, sometimes higher, singing to each other, whining. .............................................................................................................................................

After the typhoon, some small trees in the community were blown down. The rain stopped and the sun came out. It really comes and goes quickly.

If the typhoon is bigger, the school will be blown away and all the teachers will be blown away.

The typhoon is coming, and it has blown away my lovely homework!

6. Well, there is a typhoon here, but we insist on putting the lanterns on. /kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he left without anything. (True story, though just a friend of a friend)

Feeling a touch of autumn on the first day after the typhoon is a short-lived enjoyment for the hot south without autumn.

8. After the typhoon, the land is always deserted, and the danger is still quite great. The forces of nature can't compete.

9. A typhoon is coming. Take your clothes and close the window! ! ! !

10. I hope everyone will be safe after the typhoon and work at home today.

1 1. Respect nature and protect the environment!

12. After the typhoon, I hope that after the rain clears up, everything that is bad will be as good as in the past, and life will not last long.

13. Typhoon. Look at the students' talking pictures. The trees all fell to the ground. Fortunately, I'm not at school.

14. The typhoon came well, and I took five days off in a row.

15. My ex-boyfriend is in Hainan, and now there is a typhoon in Hainan. Should I laugh or cry?

16. I wish you were here. Even if the typhoon comes, I just need to hug you, you fat bastard.

17. Please hold me tight in the typhoon so that I am not afraid.

18. The typhoon came and went, the screen of the mobile phone cracked, the bear on the key chain got stuck, and my heart was shaken by a sudden rain outside the window.

19. The typhoon that just landed quickly rolled overhead, roaring away toward the distant horizon like waves. The huge sound wave took away the murmur of the heart beating.

It rained after work. Humorous sentences (Chapter II)

20. It's an honor to meet you. Sunflower boy who loves to be cheerful, teenager with big eyes and deep smile, calm and high-quality typhoon idol.

2 1. A stormy night in Guangzhou! In the morning, the typhoon came, the typhoon didn't come, and the storm came! Oh, my God, I'm too scared to sleep at night.

22. Typhoon Tiantu crushed a century-old tree and just killed a family of three passing motorcycles. Two people were killed and one was injured. You are still proud of Typhoon Tiantu.

23. I heard that a typhoon is coming to the world, and it will arrive one day. Are you scared-

24. The wind sighs gently among the branches, making the wet grass on the roof rustle and breaking the depressed silence between the skins with rhythmic music. ;

There is a typhoon outside, so I dare not go out. Tell me what you know. I hope it is safe. It's just a routine patrol in extreme weather.

26. Where is Mr. Higgs from Typhoon?

27. God bless Chinese descendants.

After the typhoon, the shore was a mess, full of crabs and fish, and an "anchor needle" was found.

29. The wind is very strong, like a group of black dragons, trying to devour the earth.

There will be a typhoon here tomorrow. Please bless me, babies.

3 1. The wind roared and ran around like a wounded beast.

32. The wind roared like an army of horses.

I just like you. Even if the typhoon comes, I will worry that you are not in a hurry to deliver the meal after eating, even if you are not moved.

34. After the typhoon, the park was as quiet as an ink painting.

35. I want to ask: Typhoon, do you dare to take your family with you? I'm always ready at school! Tear down the school if you dare!

36. Although the morning was as usual, it was overcast, adding a little tension. After the typhoon, the sky will still be clear.

37. Typhoon, more. Thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.

38. In the afternoon, it was cloudy. After a while, it was cloudy and it rained cats and dogs.

It rained after work. Humorous sentences (Chapter III)

39. It will be sunny after the typhoon. I hope everything is fine where the typhoon passes ~

40. Typhoon, God wants me to tell you to come back every month to save those poor children.

4 1. After the typhoon, the sky in Wan Li, Wan Li, is cloudless and blue!

42. Let the typhoon eat dazzling and never stop. .

A typhoon is coming. Let's fly together.

44. After the typhoon, all the small trees downstairs in the dormitory were blown away.

45. It's windy after work, and no one rides an electric car to the outlet. Just leave.

46. The typhoon came late this summer and the sky was blue. I saw the clouds and smoke passing by the plane, and my eyes were wet with tears.

47. I want to know why typhoons always take women's names, because she always comes with your house and car.

48. A few years ago, we left school early because of the typhoon, but we stayed at school to chat until everyone left, and then we had a water fight in the flooded school. After that, we also played many times, splashing water on each other's desks and chairs after class, and even splashing water on each other after school. I was really happy. I played with my college classmates yesterday, but I didn't feel so strong.

49. The typhoon came more violently to help those students who don't like classes.

50. Some people in charge of the bean curd residue project should be shivering now. Don't panic. It's a big problem. It's no use panicking.

5 1. Only parents will scold you for a minute to remind you not to run around when the typhoon comes and go to bed early at night.

52. The typhoon roared at the empty street like a lion, and the remaining saplings resisted the strong wind alone. The more persistent, the more inclined, the last second. The wind blew it off and even uprooted it.

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54. Pray for a rainstorm or a typhoon tomorrow, and come to Germany more violently ~ ~

55. Don't delay the study of students from other provinces when the typhoon comes to Zhejiang! !

56. It is said that you attract the wind and butterflies. Look, typhoon number six is coming.

The typhoon rained heavily.

Typhoon, rainstorm, power failure, cell phone disconnected, cell phone dead.

After several days of typhoon and rainstorm, the quilt began to smell musty. I always smell musty when I sleep.

There was a typhoon and heavy rain outside, and there was a hurricane on my website. I kindly cancelled it.

There are typhoons and heavy rains in Fuzhou today, and many cars are flooded. I hope the typhoon will stop soon, and I also want to ask where I can buy a used car soaked in water.

Typhoon, rainstorm, you can only eat so many dishes.

When there is typhoon and heavy rain, I must go streaking.

Caught a cold, super uncomfortable! There was a typhoon and rainstorm in Shenzhen these two days, and the temperature plummeted. I caught a cold if I wasn't careful. Ah! Very uncomfortable, runny nose, sore throat, dizziness, please help!

Typhoon, heavy rain, very boring

Silent, typhoon and heavy rain, Tiida's wiper actually broke.

Very gentle color. The courier thief gave strength, and it was so happy to send the courier under the typhoon and heavy rain. [Too happy] [Too happy] Put it on and take pictures another day.

There is a typhoon and a rainstorm, so move quickly.

It rained heavily during the typhoon. How to do such a thing?

I dreamed of typhoons, rainstorms and floods, and people ran upstairs.

Wechat about typhoon blowing

I'm going crazy. I dreamed of a typhoon, but I dreamed that a tornado passed through our dormitory twice. I hid in the cupboard and cried crazily. Then I was awakened by fear and broke out in a sweat.

Wechat about typhoon blowing

First, I remember when I was a child, I didn't have time to close the awning during the typhoon. I helped dad close it and pulled the rope, and the wind blew me up. Dad, grab me. No one is helping you now, because you are the first person.

Second, why hasn't the typhoon come yet? There is no reason not to go to work. I'm afraid I can't come back because there is a typhoon at noon.

Third, today is Sunday, so we have to work overtime. The point is that there is a typhoon! This will probably make the whole office feel cold, right I'm cool anyway!

Four or two years ago today, my daughter got married. The weather was bad, it rained and there was a typhoon. Today, the sky is clear and sunny. Lovely grandson is also 87 days old, three months in the lunar calendar. The road of life has just taken a step. The road ahead is all made by people. I hope it goes smoothly and safely.

I heard that there was a typhoon in your city. I want to ask you if you have an umbrella. If you do, won't it be blown away?

Brother Liu, we have a typhoon here, super strong wind! Hee hee, so classes will be closed tomorrow.

I heard that there is a typhoon in your city, and I would like to ask if you have an umbrella. Later, I thought about it, because it was a typhoon, whether it was the same or not.

Eight, at nine o'clock last night, grandma suddenly called and said there would be a typhoon tomorrow, so don't go out! What a big typhoon! I thought to myself, this typhoon is really big enough, and grandma actually pays attention to you! It's a little big, and I'm a little early. I was worried. I called my colleagues in the company at five o'clock in the morning and asked them to move all the cars they could. I checked it twice yesterday, but I'm still not at ease today! Get up in the morning to pick up a few buckets of water, for fear of water and power failure!

There is a typhoon. I wonder where the black cat and Xiaohua Mall will hide.

It is raining now. Fortunately, I didn't come to bed yesterday.

Eleven, finally put an imaginary sleep in, and as a result, I couldn't sleep at all during the typhoon, and I woke up countless times a night.

Twelve, contact friends in Guangdong, ready to broadcast the typhoon to me at any time, like a little girl afraid that the typhoon will not come, but also afraid that it will mess around.

Thirteen, I heard there was a typhoon, so I'd better not go out these days. What if it was blown away by the typhoon and picked up by Gao Fushuai and didn't come back? I am a yoga practitioner. I am beautiful and in good shape.

Fourteen, the wind is blowing so hard, someone is sweeping the floor outside, so hard? A typhoon doesn't have to be swept in vain.

I really want to go home and stop the typhoon, okay? I really want to go home.

Sixteen years old. There is a typhoon. I was so scared. My mother told me not to stand outside the balcony. When it was blown away by the wind, I said nothing. I am very fat.

18. TV dramas that can be watched without subtitles are like fog, rain and wind. It is just right to lie in bed and watch this when there is a typhoon and heavy rain.

Nineteen, how can I have such a teacher, let me go to class on a typhoon day?

Twenty, there will be another typhoon. I like to stand on the balcony at home and look out on this day!

Twenty-one, now there is only one idea, buy yourself an insurance as soon as possible, and the beneficiary will write his parents. I have to go to the company on duty when the typhoon blows, hehe.

22. Typhoon, why do you feel that the Chinese New Year is coming?

Twenty-three, people who may not be on the coast don't know what a typhoon is like, so it is normal to take a typhoon to the physical examination.

24. I couldn't get up because of the typhoon, so I hid in the quilt for personal safety.

Twenty-five, until now, Guangzhou has finally felt like a typhoon.

26, is anyone up? It's windy here. Talk to friends who can't sleep. Don't catch a cold because of the typhoon.

Twenty-seven, who said there was a typhoon in Xiamen? I can die of heat in Xiamen.