Singles Day Inspirational Speech

Singles Day is a popular entertainment festival for young people. That is 165438+ 10/01. Singles Day comes from this date. There are four Arabic numerals "1", which look like four smooth sticks. Singles' Day means singles in Chinese, so Singles' Day is an alternative festival for singles, and it is designated as Singles' Day. Singles' Day was born on campus, spread through the media such as the Internet, and gradually formed Singles' Day culture. Nowadays, more and more people choose to get married on Singles' Day, which is also a period when major businesses discount sales on the grounds of undressing.

I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies have divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

Now all primary school students have celebrated Valentine's Day, and all middle school students have celebrated Singles Day, leaving a group of high school students and college students clamoring for Children's Day all day. ...

If I have the ability, let me spend it alone on Singles' Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams.

Well, I have to spend Singles' Day alone again this year.

Everyone is single, and no one wants the beauty in the world! Hold on!

Ginger is still old and spicy, and it is better to be a bachelor. A person will be full when eating, and the desire for fragrant tea will disappear. Go out to see the scenery and travel around without attachments. I wish you all the best in your holiday today!

1 11/October, 1 1 in11,it's boring to think about this moment. Just because he is not handsome, he is not married. I really want a partner to help me out. I hope that on this day next year, I will no longer be single.

Men are tall and thin, women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist! Talk about Singles Day.

Singles Day presents you with a "nude cheats": all your pockets are emptied, all your beautiful women are soaked, all your wine is drunk, all your hair is shaved, all your clothes are stripped off, all your phone bills are used up, all your troubles are exposed, and you are happy and sunny!

The river flows eastward, and all the bachelors go to pick up girls. They say leave, you leave and I'll leave! If you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand at the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau!

I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

In fact, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet in the rain.

On Singles Day, I was accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Wu Tenglan.

How ridiculous is the Jianghu? Singles are the most boring, dating all day, hooking up everywhere, carefree. However, today is the once-in-a-century Super Singles' Day. Find someone to take off the "light" and wish you happiness!

How can you be so calm about those people who secretly love me? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

Someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? Wocao, if I am not alone, will I become a dog?

There are no gifts for the holidays today, only for boyfriends!

When will there be a bachelor? Ask about Sky Wine. I don't know the gods in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. Why should I become an immortal?

Whoever says11.11is Singles' Day must be single. I think the real meaning of11is: 1+0+65438.

It's165438+1October1,the annual Singles' Day! Friend, are you still single? Are you happy?

Put aside your troubles, come on, let's shout together: I am single! I am very happy!

Married poor compatriots, look at our top ten sources of happiness!

There are no gifts for the holidays today, only girlfriends! I wish bachelors a happy holiday and receive gifts in advance.

We are single and carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day. We can also cuckold others all day and let them be turtles. How happy I am!

I said happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

I hate it when people say "Happy Singles' Day" to me. I have to say "thank you" to die.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

Bachelor: Jianghu weapons spectrum is new and expensive. It is commonly used at home and necessary for travel. It can dig corners and collect medicines. It has the miraculous effect of entertaining itself and attracting bees and butterflies, and is deeply loved by young friends.

It's Singles Day again. Veteran Yue rewards VIP customers who have been in contact for a long time, with red line express and free fate. You can take whoever you want.

These flowers are similar year after year, similar year after year ... the same person-or one person ... signs Singles Day.

My birthday is165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, my middle school is in1/class, my university.

The bachelor is bitter, and he is twenty-five. No one can mend his clothes when they are broken.

If God wants to send us to a great post, we must put up with it first. It's not that God doesn't help us, but that God trusts us and has a great responsibility. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan, and we are the mainstay.

It doesn't matter if you are single, but you are afraid of those who claim to be divorced from the bachelor relationship when they find a girlfriend. You said it was nice to have a girlfriend. Other girls may not marry you, but they are happy to spend money to marry other wives. In fact, we are still ignorant.

I can only entrust my happiness to my left hand on Singles Day this year!

I am single, I am invincible, I am single, I am glorious, I am single, I am handsome, I am single, who am I afraid of! 165438+1October 1 1 here it is. I wish the bachelors in the world a heroic attitude and win the other half in one breath.

The best recipe for Singles Day: two fried dough sticks and two green onions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch; Have two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. If you eat like this, you won't need this recipe next year!

Ugly stroke 4 and bad stroke 7 add up to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

Sitting at home playing Lianliankan on Singles Day, I saw a couple being torn to pieces.

Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating it. You are out of the organization, and you are in a difficult situation. Do you remember being a single friend?

165438+1October 1 1, I wish you trouble (light), happiness (light), future (light), career (light), love (light), and even Zong Yaozu.

Don't worry about being single, the beauty of the world participates in Beidou, first want to be free, work hard, and then earn enough money. I wish you an early and sweet love, my friend. Happy Singles Day!

1 1, 1 1= Naked, the first one 1 1 is male, and the second one 1 1 is female, so if you want to undress as soon as possible, you need/.

Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku, so he tried to find another stick and connect it to form a nunchaku. Double-stick double-stick again, nunchakus become three-stick Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

1 11/October, 1 1 in11,it's boring to think about this moment. Just because he is not handsome, he is not married. I really want a partner to help me out. I hope that on this day next year, I will no longer be single.

I thought this year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.

Singles' Day is coming, reminding single friends to be noble bachelors if they want to be. A pure bachelor will not wink at random; A bachelor who is free from vulgar tastes does not hook three and take four. You hear that, bachelor?

Singles' Day is coming. Let's stick to my ideological line of being single and happy, take my world as the principle, take career first and get married as the strategic policy, adhere to liberalism and independence, and cherish every day left before marriage.

Singles' Day has a code word. If you look closely, you will know that Singles' Day is not practical. Choosing 1 1 means the opposite. In the light, singles are dark, in the light, the plank road is dark, parties are side by side, and couples are not single.

When I met an old classmate with a wife and a belt, I told him loudly: I didn't fall. If you meet someone who is still wandering outside the besieged city like you, comfort him: We are all extremely strong and good comrades. Stick to the end, the bachelors all over the world will unite and the victory will definitely be ours.

A person walking on the road, can be like a fly, else, I don't love beauty, I only love myself; You can also crawl like a snail, look around and search for beautiful women who attract your eyes. If you catch someone who makes your eyes straight, stare at her. I'm single. Who am I afraid of?

Insist on going to the gym every day, let others praise their good health, and resolutely refuse to accept it. There is only one thing that can be accepted: men are good, and it feels particularly good to be electrocuted.

Change your clothes, change your hairstyle and have a good holiday.

I didn't send a message, but I was lonely. Singles' Day is coming. I am sending you this message because I am lonely. In fact, there is no loneliness in the world, but there are many bachelors, so there is loneliness!

Enjoy your Singles' Day with peace of mind and don't show off to employers and employees!

My mother said that Singles Day let me have a blind date, and my heart was not sour.

Fuck people who never celebrate singles day. They are not qualified to play with people who celebrate Singles Day every year.