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My snapping turtle composition

This spring, I saw selling snapping turtles in Bishagang Park. I was attracted to it at once, so I bought one to raise at home.

Crocodile turtles, as the name implies, are turtles that look like crocodiles. It has four feet and a tail. Its body is black, with a hard shell on its back, which is shaped like a turtle, but the protrusions on its back are almost identical to those of crocodiles, just like carrying several low pyramids. Its head has many small thorns, and its tail is covered with thorns like those on the tail of a crocodile. Mouth is like a bird's mouth. It looks sharp and fierce, which makes it look fierce.

It tastes terrible, too. Crocodile turtles are carnivores. They like to eat meat, especially the internal organs of animals. When my family eats chicken, I often give it chicken offal. I looked at him quietly behind him. He always lay motionless for a while, then raised his head, and small pieces of internal organs jumped directly on him, sucked his mouth twice and craned his neck to swallow it. Take a bite of the big one quickly, then run to the corner like you are afraid of being found, and tear it into small pieces with your claws.

It is not only fierce in appearance and eating, but also a "real murderer". When I just bought it back, I was afraid that he would be lonely. I live with another Brazilian turtle at home and want to see what will happen between them. I always carry Brazilian tortoises on my back, trying to get along with them. They don't move, they can put whatever they like. I'm glad both turtles have company. Just when I was happy, my mother found out how the little Brazilian turtle floated on the water, and its head was gone. I hurried over to see that my poor Brazilian tortoise had been beheaded, so pitiful. The "real killer" can only be a snapping turtle.

Crocodile turtles are mean to me, too. Once, I found something dirty on it, so I found a straw and dropped it. When I'm done, I want to turn it over and play with it. But when I put a straw under its body, it immediately shook its head and gave it a hard push with its foot, and the straw just inserted was pushed out. I tried to insert it while waiting for it to relax. It turned around and there appeared a "turtle wagging its tail". It quickly raised its head, jumped up with the strength of four feet, and gripped the straw tightly. I was so scared that as soon as my hand was released, the straw became its vent.

This is my snapping turtle. Do you feel terrible?