Funny and humorous weekend talk. Humorous talk suitable for the weekend.

1. The pigeons are too annoying, always cooing, the kittens love to be coquettish, always meowing, the puppies are too noisy, always barking; after counting, you are still the best, weekends Not noisy, just stay in the circle and sleep. Happy weekend, pig!

2. Did you sneeze? That's because I miss you; are your ears itchy? That’s my blessing to you; have you eaten? Whether you eat it or not, please treat me to it quickly! Happy weekend!

3. Overcoming the busy Monday, stepping through the gloomy Tuesday, turning around the depressing Wednesday, overcoming the unpleasant Thursday, bypassing the anticipated Friday, haha, finally accomplished it Good luck, I wish my friends a happy weekend.

4. Work pressure surrounds the whole body. You should be in a good mood on weekends. Relaxation and rest will be warm. Family reunions will be happy. Warmth and touching will bring many gifts. Work will be more comfortable next week. Have a great weekend everyone!

5. This is a beautiful weekend, the sun is shining and the breeze is blowing. I hope you can treat me to dinner on this beautiful day! Ha ha! Happy weekend!

6. My heart is broken, my mouth is worn out, and my body is almost exhausted. You have worked hard yesterday. The weekend is here. Put all your tasks aside and enjoy the scenery of the countryside and the beautiful sunset.