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The word "heavy" really makes people love and hate. I have compiled some stories about drying weight and shared them with you. Some are funny, some are clean and some are not good. See if there is any copy you like ~

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You see, I look fat, but I am malnourished.

I feel that this scale is about to explode.

For my tonnage, there is nothing to be afraid of when a typhoon comes.

Everyone says I'm fat! Actually, I'm just not obviously thin.

Who else can PK with me? I have never lost weight.

It's too hard for me to gain a catty for fun and lose a catty for life.

If my appetite can be turned into knowledge, I must be a schoolmaster now.

I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

Don't wear a red down jacket, it looks like a tomato.

Whoever has fewer belly folds will not have ups and downs in life.

Open a chapter

Don't worry too much about your weight, just keep healthy.

I should concentrate more on my work than my weight.

The beauty of mind is the most important thing.

I'm chubby. I can touch my stomach when I'm sad!

Eat and drink enough, don't worry about your weight.

Don't talk about some heavy topics when we meet, such as my weight.

I am fat! I'm fine. I can play with my face pinched. You have lost weight! If you have nothing to do, just watch me squeeze my face and play.

I'm a standard weight. I only eat a little, really!

Being fat is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

Today's goods are really cutting corners. For example, pants are getting smaller and smaller, and the size I could wear last year will not work this year.

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We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less.

They gained ten pounds, but we gained five pounds. It seems that our conditions are not good, right?

It doesn't matter how much I weigh, the key is not to let my stomach down.

I don't care about being fat, I only care about whether I can eat what I like.

120 Jin, one more 10 Jin. What's wrong with the meat?

I have never been afraid on the way to dinner, even though my weight is protesting.

In the years of sinking, only fat accompanied me.

I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.

A big belly makes a rich life.

I am fat today, too. Let's eat honestly.