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Super dirty tone phrases, men who are not good to women will become seven dimensions in the next life.

1, ℡ I'm going to take the bullet train tonight. Do you have anything else to say to me?

You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.

3, you are more thorough than anyone, pretending to be more naive than anyone else.

4. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

5, you let me out, ok, I will take a taxi out; You asked me to come back, sorry, the car was too fast and rolled away! ..... Goodbye. ...

6. If a man wants money, he has a relationship with everyone.

7. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are outside or inside the toilet.

8. There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.

9. A man who is not good to women will become a seven-dimensional space in his next life.

10, if I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

1 1, sister, I took off my clothes and was purer than your mother.

12, they are all real people, so why pretend to be pure; The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?

13, parents' meeting and mistress are the same in nature, aiming at destroying family harmony.

14, give me a line, and I will accompany you to perform the two categories you want. 、

15, once there was a sincere love in front of me, cut; Does the director play or not?

I will never be a man again in my next life, and I will never meet you again in my next life.

1, I can't stand the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

When you are really hungry, you will know that love is not as cheap as a piece of bread.

3, cowardly, really cowardly, even friends are cowardly.

People who overemphasize sadness will never pay attention to the happiness hiding in the corner.

God knows I cried all over my back.

6, after breaking up, don't recall the sweet past, because it will only make yourself more painful.

7. You don't care about me, I care about myself.

8. I agreed that no matter how bitter and difficult the love is, I will stick to that day, but now.

9. Me and him. Unlike other couples. Flirting every day. We only say one word to each other every day: Baby, I love you. I don't mind this.

10, friends are actually strangers.

1 1, the word "forget" is originally the same body of "death" and "heart", and a heart is about to die?

12. What can I expect without you tomorrow?

13, sometimes still immersed in happiness, separated but quietly coming. ...

14, I used to stay up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

15 but he doesn't know that I haven't loved again for a day.

16, "I'm waiting for you" is what many boys say when they can't get girls. In fact, they are not waiting for you, but waiting for the next girl to appear.

17, I'm fine, just a little sad.

18, after so many tests, we finally returned to the original point.

19, I am lovelorn. How could you lose me?

I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

2 1, I believe the world will always be so beautiful.

22. I will exchange all my fruits for your smile.

23, nowhere to put, our distant youth.

24. I won't be alone in my next life, and I won't meet you in my next life.

25, some things, we know is wrong, but also insist, because unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

26. People who have never experienced it mean nothing to him.

27, dream of the desert, don't kill time in the acropolis. Changting, lonely people are close at hand, sad to listen, the fourth sound of sunshine. And behavior is human, exhortation, and people keep on.

28. I once lost myself in order to make myself more aware of the road ahead.

29. How many secrets those painters hid in their oil paintings can make countless people stare sadly and quietly for a long time.

30. You can even sigh as beautiful as a smile. How can I draw you so sad?

3 1, before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that; You can never imagine that love will disappear before it is over; Before love is forgotten, you can never imagine, and unforgettable love will only leave a faint trace.

There is no next life in life. Let's cherish it. There is no next life in life.

1. I've been waiting for you to get old and wait for the rest of your life. There are many things to do in life, but I just haven't taken good care of you. You must be a happy person in the next life.

When I was young, I thought it would be a pity not to be together in the end. When I was old, I felt that I had never regretted being together as much as I do now. I always dream of regret. My subconscious wants to make up for my regret in my dream, but I am too weak and humble to even ask in my dream. Have you ever liked me? Life is only a few decades, I don't know if I can see the sun tomorrow, and I don't know if there is an next life.

3. Why do you think it is torture to live to be old? It is enough to live to the same age without causing too much trouble to others. People are too complicated, so hurry to be reincarnated in the next life to be a lifeless and emotionless thing.

4. Life, only this life has no afterlife, don't expect any afterlife; There is only one life, every life is a miracle, and every life is extremely precious. Life is given by parents, you can't squander it.

5. There is no next life in life. At the end of life, say that fate has arrived. When the heart dies, the evil disappears. Deep in the ocean, hatred is boundless. When you understand the meaning of life and death, it will be over, and you will no longer be entangled in life. Existence is suffering; Existence is karma. Good deeds and bad debts are all life. Accept it and put it down.

6. There is no next life in life. Meeting in this life is fate. Between people, meeting is fate. Whether it is the arrangement of heaven or the intention of people, in short, meeting is fate.

7. Life is only this life! There is no past life, and there is no afterlife! Next life is even more impossible, every second of life is so precious! Day after day, year after year! I constantly challenge myself one limit after another and improve my comprehensive ability!

8. The marriage of two kinds of people is the happiest: a woman who accompanied a man through hardships when she was young, and a man who accompanied a woman through good times when she was rich. A good couple is like a pair of chopsticks. No one can live without anyone. We should taste the ups and downs of life together. It is not easy to meet and know each other, cherish it, there is no next life in life!

9. Take something from you and give you something. This is life. What can you give yourself? Your own life. There is only one life, and there is no next life, because we will never meet again in the next life. You may be a fish in the sea, and I may be a cloud in the sky.

10. Our life is only this life, and there is no afterlife. Don't expect any afterlife. Our life is given by our parents. We can't waste it. Our life is the blood of our ancestors. We can't be cheap. Living well in this life is the most important thing, and there is no love in the afterlife.

1 1. Road, go by yourself, say by yourself, wait by yourself, ask by yourself, put everything down and forget for a while. This is life. There is no next life. Why not let go? Life is not long, but know yourself, life is short, but know your own way, don't ask more about the scenery, don't think too much about right and wrong.

12. I can't sleep every night because no one loves me and there is nothing to do. I really envy those who have love. My life is so incomplete. If there is a next life, please let me talk about love many times, talk about love many times, and make up for what is missing in this life.

13. Never let people who are kind to you slowly disappear from your life, because once you turn around, there will be no next life.

14. I planted it in the same place so many times, and I thought about it every time. Forget it, forgive me, maybe there will be no such fate in the next life. But this time, I can understand that life is too short, don't wronged yourself.

15. After all, too many sins have made my life like this. I don't think I have the courage to be a man in my next life. I'll make amends for my life and disappear.

16. Anyway, I want to turn loneliness into pride. As time goes by, I will let you know who is right and who is wrong. I won't discredit you and raise myself. It's fair and comfortable. In this life, I will never let anyone down and feel at ease. I hope there is no next life in this life, just live this life well.

17. May the road of life in the future be only smooth and not bumpy! I'm sorry about the people and things in my life. We don't want to see each other again in the next life. Let me owe you my whole life! I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, because my inaction and carelessness can't protect any important people and things! Sorry, my dear babies!

18. If there is a next life, I hope I will never meet my relatives and friends again in this life. Maybe their lives will be happier without me. If there is a next life, I hope to become a cloud, look at mountains and lakes, look at desert oases, wander around and lead a plain life.

19. I have been steadfast all my life. There is no next life in life. Until I met you. I hope to have another life.

20. Flowers bloom for one season, and people live a lifetime, which is really short. Live with your heart, not by the eyes of others. Happy every day, happy every moment, cherish what you want to cherish most, 3 thousand prosperity, a hundred years later, but a handful of yellow sand ... be kind to every sincerity and cherish every encounter, because there is no next life in life, do it and cherish it.

2 1. Some stories can never be told, but can only rot in my heart, hoping that I can rot. Born pessimistic, life is never satisfactory. I long to be loved all my life, but I have always been lonely. I always hope that my life will be shorter and shorter, not the long life that everyone is eager for. In the next life, I am dust, without thoughts, sadness and pain, floating in the wind.

22. At the beginning of a love, the more you pay, the more humble you will feel in the end. Although there is no next life in life, if there is next life, I will still choose to be with you, because the world will be more wonderful with you.

23. Maybe someone will really appear in the future. I like him very much, and he likes me. At the same time, I hope he can take the initiative to give this mutual appreciation more possibilities. Maybe he doesn't have to wait for the next life to come in this life. Maybe he really needs the next life. Maybe there is no next life. If there is, don't worry, it will only add icing on the cake to your life. If not, God may feel that he can't find the right person to build the red line. Instead of finding a person who is neither salty nor light, he might as well not arrange someone to come.

24. If there is a next life in my life, I would like to exchange my life for a family with loving parents, happiness and no quarrel, but there is no if in life, so this wish can only be realized in a dream. I hope we won't meet again in the next life.

25. There is no next life in life, and there is no so-called goodbye in life. It is just a kind of understanding and sunshine. How much truth is covered up by a simple hehe. Don't open the wound to others easily, because others are busy and hurt themselves.

26. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. If I meet you in this life and don't cherish you, I may pass you by in the next life.

27. Life will never start again. Less and less every day. When we come into this world, our days are just subtraction. Happy every day, cherish it, don't indulge it easily, the good can't be copied, the bad can't be repeated, and it can't be healed after being killed. Live one day less, live one year less, cherish the present, there is no next life in life.

28. I don't think God is unfair. There are always people who are born beautiful and want to be lucky in the next life.

29. We should cherish it. When we met, we had missed a part of our life and wasted a part of it. Let's cherish the remaining time and every opportunity to meet. There are not many fourteen years in life, let alone looking forward to the next life.

30. Life, only this life, no afterlife, can't live in fairy tales. We are not immortals, nor monsters who come back from the dead. We are not nine birds with nine lives. We are not Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. We can't become butterflies after death. There is only this life in life, and there is no afterlife. Don't expect any next life.

3 1. Life is long, but unfortunately there is no regret medicine. If there is a next life, I will definitely not choose this road again, but since I have chosen it, I can only stick to every step, but I don't know how long it will last.

32. Thank you for your company day and night, walking with me through mountains and rivers and feeling my joys and sorrows. Blame me for not protecting you. Unfortunately, life didn't start all over again. I will treat you as a treasure in my next life.

33. People always have a lot of disappointments. Just do something you are satisfied with. Even if the world abandons you, it is enough that you have not abandoned yourself. Come on, son, I hope you will have no trivial things in this life in your next life. I hope you can live in a dream without reality in your next life. Not bad either. Go to sleep. I want to have a dream, a dream that you will never wake up!

34. In the next life, I don't mind being lonely. I'm ready to die alone. I was not born obligated to be anyone's wife or mother. Getting married and having children is not a necessary option in life. Being born as a person in this society is already very hard.

If you are in the mood for next life, then talk about it.

I wonder if there will be another life. If there is, I'd better be a boy. After all, I don't have to suffer from dysmenorrhea. Guess if I will lose sleep this time.

If you are in the mood for next life, then talk about it.

First, if I can, I hope I jumped out of a crack in the stone. If there is an afterlife, please let me be a stone under the bridge. I don't know where all the good luck in my life has been spent. I can understand everything and I don't want to forgive anything.

Second, I am tired every day. Have you asked me about it? Not once! If there is a next life, I will never be reborn! Especially women! Because I'm really tired!

Third, I can't sleep after vomiting for several consecutive nights. When will morning sickness end? Please let me suffer for one less day. I can't eat. I'm starving. Is this to grind people to death? There are many people who are infertile and vomit. Why can't I count as one, pregnant with the first one and pregnant with the second one? If there is a next life, I will be reincarnated and reincarnated as a human being.

Fourthly, mortal life is a vivid ethical drama. Without my parents, I can live my life freely and leave my hometown freely. If there is an afterlife, I will choose another road. If the child has such a choice in the future, don't bind him to pursue his wings with his reluctance and feeling good to him. Let yourself live a little free and easy, perhaps the best explanation for the rest of your life!

If there is next life, remember not to be too far away from me, because I'm afraid I won't have a chance to meet you. If you haven't found me in the next life, remember not to become attached to others too early, and believe that we will meet. If we meet in the next life, remember to let you fall in love with me first, so that you can tolerate all my willfulness. If you fall in love with me first in the next life, remember to care more about me and support me. Love me as much as I love you all my life.

Six, the succession is busy until now, and finally I can lie down. If there is a next life, I will definitely not be HS.

Seven, if there is a next life, I must be your heart; I'm so angry ... I can't dance. Note: Jump on weekends.

If there is an afterlife, I want to be a father and love him as much as he loves me.

If I have a next life, I must be a father. When my mother is too tired, even if I get sick, I will endure the pain and take care of the crying child day and night. Even in the worst days of every month, I can't turn a blind eye to the dirty clothes that my children have changed. Even if I am tired and feel weak, I can't rest if I want to. Even if you doze off at night, you can't pretend that you can't hear the child's crying and go back to sleep. Even when children are awake and need playmates, they can't play games with their mobile phones as long as they want, but these dads can do it. With children, men's change is just a nickname, while women's change is a huge turning point in life. All children's daily lives, eating, drinking and playing Lazar, are related to their mothers. In the world of children, they can live without their father, but they can't live without their mother. Decoration is always decoration. People who want to do nothing don't expect themselves. When can China's feudal traditional society truly achieve equality between men and women? ! ! ! ! Don't let a man think that these are what women should do, not what they should do. If a man subconsciously thinks so, it's really terrible. If he insists on not changing, one day.

If I have a next life, I will take good care of my teeth. I feel toothache for half a year, and I spend one-third of my time going to the dentist every year. I simply counted, I have about 12 decayed teeth, and one of the original 13 teeth has been pulled out! There are three impacted wisdom teeth! It's not that I don't want to eat, but that I'm afraid I'll break my filled teeth!

If there is next life, I will be your heart. If you cherish me, I will dance well. If you bully me, I'll jump up and stop you, making you breathless. That's why you torture me so much!

Twelve, some people say: If there is a next life, I want to be your tooth, at least I have a toothache, and you will feel distressed.

Thirteen, if there is a next life, I won't love you anymore!

If there is a next life, I will cherish you and take you to all the places you want to go.

Fifteen, if there is next life, I hope I am still me, because even one sentence: I don't like you! Also a meeting! Good Night! Girl!

Sixteen, if there is a next life, if I can choose, I hope I am a dust in the world!

17. Are people in the world really so heartless? I have never loved you, but I like everything you have done for you because of your words. Later, when I saw a beautiful woman around you, I realized that I was just a joke. If there is a next life, I don't want to meet you, a fickle person, and I don't want to be a joke again.

Eighteen, if there is a next life, I want to talk about a love that won't break up and get hurt. I want to love only once.

Nineteen, if there is a next life, I must be your heart, and I will not jump when I am angry.

Twenty, I think I am beautiful when I marry love. However, nothing can be compared with trivial life. I am tired and bored every day. The two men gradually succeeded, as if they had left. I think if there is a next life, I must listen to my mother and friends.

It's been 36 days since July 8, 21, and I still can't believe you left us like this. You are still so young. As a sister, I can't do anything for you in my life. Every time I think of you, I feel distressed. God is really unfair to us. If I have an afterlife, I will be your sister. I hope you will be good to you. I hope you won't be sad and tired in heaven!

Twenty-two, Xiao Jinya said: If there is a next life, I want to be one of your teeth, so that at least when I feel uncomfortable, you will feel pain.

But if I meet you again in my next life, let me be your wisdom tooth. If you pull me out, it will hurt me.

24. Today, my roommate asked me, what would you like to do with ZhangJike if I had my next life?

If there is a next life, I hope you can be a free and easy person.

Twenty-six, if there is a next life, I must become an excellent person, and then find an excellent person who loves me to live with.

Twenty-seven, if there is next life, I am still your granddaughter, and I will honor you and accompany you.

I hope all grandmothers are in good health. If there is a next life, they will be happy.

Twenty-nine, I said: if there is, I hope he can be ordinary and I can be better, so that our distance will be closer.

Thirty, I was ready to lose my mind at night, and I realized a great idea. If there is an afterlife, I decided not to be reborn.

If there is an afterlife, I would rather be a bird than a woman. It's too difficult. It's really too difficult. My period hurts. I can't eat, but my stomach is unhappy. Began to get angry, dysmenorrhea+stomachache. I am in a daze. Damn it, my period is dying!

32. Everyone has heard a story about a rich man who called his wife and lover to his side before he died. The rich man said to his lover: I love you most in this life, and I am sorry for you most. I didn't give you any birthright. If I must marry you in my next life, my wife will be moved to tears. The rich man said to his wife, Wife, you have worked hard. This card is all my savings. Take it well. Who does this rich man love?

33. If this life is not too long, so be it. If there is a next life, I hope it won't be too long. The fewer stories, the better, the less pain and feelings. I hope there is someone who is warm enough to kill me and gentle enough to kill me.

Thirty-four years old, I haven't been able to do what I want to do and live the life I want in my life. If there is still hope for the next life, be myself!

Thirty-five, if there is a next life, you can also choose that I will never be a woman!

Thirty-six, if there is a next life, I think I will choose to be single and not have children. I feel very tired and tired every day!

37. If there is a next life, you will look like your sister. Be grateful and treat each other sincerely!