The happiest funny copy

1. Always respected RMB, didn't steal, robbed, didn't.

Marrying the wrong person is like wetting the bed, warming a quilt for a while and cooling it.

3. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

Four. Three points busy, seven points busy, and finally enriched life by ten points.

When I was a child, I secretly vowed to be an extremely smart person in the future. After years of hard work, we finally achieved half of it. I am ... I am awesome now.

6. My girlfriend is a foodie. I remember the first time I took her home for dinner, and my mother kept picking up food for her. Finally, she couldn't help it and secretly said to me, "Can you help me with a piece of meat?"

7. At the class reunion, I found that I couldn't name them, and I couldn't help feeling that I had skipped classes too much. I found the wrong room after eating.

8. A friend asked her father what to give her for Women's Day. On reflection, her father said, "Then send you back to school.".

I heard that quitting smoking can prolong my life span by ten years, so I quit smoking again and again, and I found the secret of immortality.

10. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

1 1. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short! Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

12. Xiaoming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of wonderful questions. But Xiao Ming never appeared in the middle school textbook again, so I knew that fool couldn't get into high school!

Thirteen. I bought medicine for my father online and waited for more than ten days before it arrived. My father has recovered. This is the legendary medicine for curing diseases.

14. I heard the waiter shout at dinner just now: "Whose cassock is this!" I look back. That's my scarf …

15. Sometimes I drink a little wine and toss and turn in the cold moonlight, wondering why I want to go down to earth.

16. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad. You still have hope, at least your judgment is correct.

Eighteen. When I was a child, my father told me that I picked it up next to the trash can. From then on, whenever I am unhappy and sad, I will sit next to the trash can because it smells like home.

19. A buddy likes chatting online. Once he went to see a female netizen, and I asked him what was going on. He said: I passed the written test and failed the interview. I have passed a person countless times. I just want to spark with her. I have worn three clothes so far!

2 1. There is a little boy stepping on the shadow on the road. I felt childish, so I bypassed him because I was afraid that he would step on my shadow.

Twenty-two After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

23. Why do people like to take off their shirts and go shirtless when fighting in groups? If everyone takes off their pants, the atmosphere will be a bit strange.

24. After my wife disappeared, I immediately went to the police station to report the case. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You've been laughing at us for not keeping records.